But a lot of ugly comes spilling out of it in 30 seconds:

Murderous Mexican drug gangs are the moral equivalent of representative government—a.k.a. "taxation with representation"—and Barack Obama is the worst president in history (for the purposes of this thought experiment, history begins on January 21, 2009) and what Washington needs is a wealthy, tightly-wound, privileged little douchebag whose daddy used to be Vice President.