Well, he's definitely Quayle's son.
I haven't seen that much bullshit slung with a poker (I'm not saying straight) face since 2008.
Can't say I miss it though. When does his sex tape come out?
My Perilous Toe Hold On Fame: In 1992, I disrupted a speech his father was giving to the NY Conservative Party about a week before the election. At the time, he was getting a lot of guff for having been a draft-dodger during the Viet Nam War, so I jumped up out of my chair with my fellow ACT UP co-conspirators and yelled, "When are you going to talk about AIDS, Dan? You can't dodge the AIDS Crisis, Dan!"
I have respected the Secret Service ever since, as they immediately appeared and whisked me out of there before the blood-thirsty neanderthals in the NY Conservative Party tore me limb from limb, first pausing to jovially ask me, "Are you all done or is there more?"
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