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News & ArtsTuesday, August 10, 2010
Chow / News SHE HAS A POINT: Why No Chicken McNuggets for Breakfast?
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Aug 10, 2010 at 12:32 PM
A lady in Toledo, Ohio went apeshit at a McDonalds drive-thru after being refused Chicken McNuggets at breakfast time. And while I don't condone the melee that follows, McDonalds does have some bullshit rules about what they serve and when they serve it. So… go fat lady wanting Chicken McNuggets at breakfast time and swinging a tire iron!
(The following video arrived without sound, so I did you the solid of pairing it with Yakety Sax, which makes any act of violence more palatable, don't you think, I do too.)
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Dang, you gotta wonder what the folks in the car behind her were thinking while all that went down.
And yeah, that woman definitely needs something, but it ain't no Chicken McNuggets, that's for sure...
And yeah, that woman definitely needs something, but it ain't no Chicken McNuggets, that's for sure...
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In her defense, those nuggets are fucking delicious. In the opposite of her defense, who the doesn't know the dinning hours of McDonalds.
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Straight out of Falling Down. (haven't seen your video yet, since I'm at work, but seriously - go rent Falling Down - great cathartic stuff)
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Sorry, but SomethingAwful proved this years ago. ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING, no matter how sad and tragic it is, when combined with Yakity Sax, is comedy gold.
http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=bOUWoBFFOf…
http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=bOUWoBFFOf…
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What the hell is she bitching about? Everyone knows the best thing at McDonalds is an Egg McMuffin. She can get one of those.
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I'm surprised McDonald's hasn't found a way of pulling their nuggets onto double duty. Chik-Fil-A serves nuggets for breakfast; they sandwich 'em in little biscuits. Wendy's tosses theirs in buffalo sauce and calls them "boneless wings." I'm sure McDonald's could come up with some product that will keep their employees from being assaulted for want of chicken nuggets.
It's only August 10, and I've now used my quota of the word "nugget" for the month.
It's only August 10, and I've now used my quota of the word "nugget" for the month.
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Man, this was so me growing up (minus the hair-pulling and window-smashing). Coming back from Boy Scout trips we would always stop at McDonald's. Everybody else would be jonesing for a McMuffin or McBiscuit or whatever, and I'd be in the back praying we'd get there late enough for the lunch menu.
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I see little reason why a woman like that should be allowed to continue living. Luckily, I'm not in charge of that kind of thing.
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Can we please take a moment to appreciate the greatness of the YouTube Doubler. ...............
Thank you. Please carry on.
Thank you. Please carry on.
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I saw a woman with severe anger issues wearing a baggy sweatshirt, but I didn't see a fat woman. Did I miss something?
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sorry gloria and everyone else, i remembered it wrong - the death metal rooster is not from the doubler. it's regular youtube. but it's still awesome and you should watch it.
the one i'm thinking of involved a goat. i'll get back to you.
the one i'm thinking of involved a goat. i'll get back to you.
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Start Yakkity Sax about 1/2 to 3/4 of a second AFTER the video. The integration is perfect and the music rises again after the first denoument right as she's getting out of the car with the tire iron.
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This was just posted in the YouTube comments for the video. Obviously, if you believe in Evolution, then you act like this or something. I don't know, I'm lost here...
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MarsBar2012
4 minutes ago
This is disgraceful behavior and she, along with anyone else who thinks this is funny and ok, should be ashamed of themselves. Animals have more common sense for crying out loud. Is this reason you want to believe you evolved from apes, so you can continue to behave like animals and justify your behavior. Get off your crack and get a life!
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MarsBar2012
4 minutes ago
This is disgraceful behavior and she, along with anyone else who thinks this is funny and ok, should be ashamed of themselves. Animals have more common sense for crying out loud. Is this reason you want to believe you evolved from apes, so you can continue to behave like animals and justify your behavior. Get off your crack and get a life!
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@8,
The story of a man hell bent on murdering his children and estranged wife is "cathartic"? You must have serious issues.
The story of a man hell bent on murdering his children and estranged wife is "cathartic"? You must have serious issues.
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@ 21
Fortunately, I looked up Death Metal Rooster before I saw that you made a mistake. There is indeed a doubled video involving a cockatiel as the drummer.
Enjoy.
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=p8qp3w…
Fortunately, I looked up Death Metal Rooster before I saw that you made a mistake. There is indeed a doubled video involving a cockatiel as the drummer.
Enjoy.
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=p8qp3w…
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The artificial divide between "breakfast food" and "lunch and dinner food" has never made any sense to me. I assume it is a relic of the days when people lived on farms, there was no refrigeration, and cows were milked in the morning - a set of circumstances that forced all fresh-milk-containing dishes to be consumed in the morning.
Because these dishes were consumed only in the morning, people started thinking of them as "breakfast food" and thought it just plain WRONG to consume them at other times of day. This judgement persisted even after the original circumstances that caused it were no longer in force for most people.
Because these dishes were consumed only in the morning, people started thinking of them as "breakfast food" and thought it just plain WRONG to consume them at other times of day. This judgement persisted even after the original circumstances that caused it were no longer in force for most people.
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McD's says the limitation is because the grills need to be at a higher temperature for the burgers than for the breakfast stuff. But that still doesn't explain how they can't stuck some nuggets in a fry basket and let rip. Also, Jack In The Box, which has like 1/4 of the kitchen space of the average McD's backend, manages to a full menu 24/7 AND deliver e.coli.
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I see no difference between this bitch and 'Folk Hero' Jet Blue asshole. In both cases I see whiny, bitchy little children throwing tantrums when their lives aren't going exactly the way they thought they would.
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Are you guys not aware of the Benny Hillifier?
http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=SPWsBwDDup…
(sadly the speedup part doesn't work right now)
http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=SPWsBwDDup…
(sadly the speedup part doesn't work right now)
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