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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

??!! Donald Duck's Awkward Erection: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Aug 10, 2010 at 3:09 PM

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That sure doesn't look like any erection I've ever seen.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on August 10, 2010 at 3:14 PM

It's a mouse.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on August 10, 2010 at 3:17 PM

This is the first time that I've voted "condemn." Exciting!

Posted by sarahlloyd on August 10, 2010 at 3:26 PM

Donald Dick

Sorry, but the original caption was better WM. St Hump, no offense.

Posted by despicable me on August 10, 2010 at 3:28 PM

Can we call it a wishbone and be done with it?

Posted by rob!

on August 10, 2010 at 3:33 PM

Thank you for the forthcoming nightmares, Wm. (TM) Steven Hump-me. May your honeybaked ham meet with the business end of a porcupine.

Posted by TVDinner

on August 10, 2010 at 3:39 PM

On second look, I think his outie belly button is happy to see him. Um, make that feel him.

Posted by despicable me on August 10, 2010 at 3:43 PM

I am not voting on the grounds that it's clearly not an erection. His legs start much further down, that's like, mid-stomach.

Posted by KateH on August 10, 2010 at 4:06 PM

@1: Well, he IS a duck. I'm just going to say I don't know what duck erections look like, so this is a matter of faith.

Posted by Gloria on August 10, 2010 at 4:07 PM

Gloria, ducks don't even have a penis.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on August 10, 2010 at 4:18 PM

Do yourself a favor and google duck penis. I promise you will not regret it. Unless you *dislike* strange, creepy things that haunt your brain...in which case - WTF is wrong with you?

Posted by MLP on August 10, 2010 at 4:21 PM

I'm in favor of erections, regardless of species.

Posted by Reverse Polarity on August 10, 2010 at 4:23 PM

Allow. Without Duck Fat it's impossible to make a good Cassoulet.

Posted by The Gay Curmudgeon

on August 10, 2010 at 4:44 PM

#10 so in your world...birds don't have penises.

Huh.

Might wanna check back into grade school biology.

Posted by sonder on August 10, 2010 at 7:03 PM

I'm going out on a limb here and suggesting that he is lying on his stomach and pushing on his tail...why, well, that's a mystery.

Posted by Canuck on August 10, 2010 at 7:53 PM

@11: Not only am I going to have nightmares of half-meter corkscrew penises tonight, but I also forgot to put my browser into private mode, so anyone who borrows my laptop will think I have a duck corkscrew penis fetish.

Thanks so much for the tip.

Posted by Canadian Nurse on August 10, 2010 at 10:02 PM

Also don't forget the ostrich's, a big white thing the size of a man's.

Condemn. Condemn, I say.

Posted by Sandiai on August 10, 2010 at 10:50 PM

I can't think of a good comment to make... all I have is "duck and cover" running through my head.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on August 10, 2010 at 11:26 PM

As he is a duck, he is likely a rapist too.

Posted by bio-geek on August 11, 2010 at 7:57 AM

have you all not seen this cartoon when you were young? donald was going camping outside and laid his sleeping bag over this uncomfortable rock. granted it's a bit weird that it would protrude past the mattress and donald's entire body, but it's just a rock. i will allow it.

Posted by ecalara on August 11, 2010 at 7:59 AM