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Friday, July 30, 2010

Politics / Sex Didn't Levi Johnson Tell Us Magazine That He Was Abstinent Now?

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jul 30, 2010 at 12:09 PM

He did and he was—but he only said he was abstaining from sex with his fiance, Bristol Palin. It turns out that he might not have been abstaining with sex entirely... and now Levi and Bristol are off again and Sarah Palin's first grandchild may have a half-sibling. Looking on the bright side: Levi's tell-all memoir about life with the Palins is most likely on again. A boy's gotta eat.

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These hillbillies will never stop giving us joy, will they?

Posted by Fnarf

on July 30, 2010 at 12:12 PM

Jeebus H Christ, what a trainwreck...

Posted by lblah on July 30, 2010 at 12:17 PM

I called it. He can't stop drilling, baby.

Posted by Vince on July 30, 2010 at 12:17 PM

It's not like he's married.

He's saving himself for his husband in BC.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on July 30, 2010 at 12:20 PM

A boy's gotta eat...some fresh pussy, apparently. Hey, ain't you s'posed to be on a beach somewhere? A beach with wifi, then?

Posted by gloomy gus on July 30, 2010 at 12:20 PM

Nooooo! If those two kids can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Posted by carriemcc on July 30, 2010 at 12:33 PM

As dreamy as Levi can be and as much as I think politician's personal life doesn't necessarily has anything to do with your capability as a person who governs, I think your daughter being involved with the next K-Fed should pretty much discount your opinion, even if they weren't as dumb as Palin's already are.

In honor of K-Fed and because of the whole Mama Grizzly thing, I think Levi's new nickname should be PapaZao.

Posted by LogopolisMike

on July 30, 2010 at 12:36 PM

"Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception,"

Bwahaha.

Posted by Arsenic7 on July 30, 2010 at 12:43 PM

This is a commercial for their upcoming reality show...WAKE UP!! There is more to the man behind the curtain

Posted by gijo by the bay on July 30, 2010 at 12:46 PM

This is a commercial for their upcoming reality show...WAKE UP!! There is more to the man behind the curtain

Been there, done that.

Posted by LogopolisMike

on July 30, 2010 at 1:02 PM

Good Christ! And this is the same crowd that tells me that I can't get married because it would ruin the holy sanctity of straight marriage.

* head explodes *

Posted by Reverse Polarity on July 30, 2010 at 1:17 PM

I'm banking on off-again on-again about 17 times. That would rule!

Posted by bobbo on July 30, 2010 at 1:39 PM

I love that this article is referring to these people as "The Wasilla Hillbillies." I'm totally going to start using that.

Posted by Knat on July 30, 2010 at 2:01 PM

@13

would that make them "Wasillbillies"?

Posted by Catface Meowmers on July 30, 2010 at 2:10 PM

@14: WIN.
Also, post more. I want to see the name "Catface Meowmers" plastered all over SLOG's comments section.

Posted by venomlash on July 30, 2010 at 2:55 PM

Andrew Sullivan will be pleased.

Posted by JenV on July 30, 2010 at 4:43 PM

Drill baby, drill!

Posted by bleedingheartlibertarian on July 30, 2010 at 8:22 PM

You know, I haven't felt so bad for a girl since Zippergate. Sheesh, Bristol, I dunnow what to say.

Posted by AllisonM on July 30, 2010 at 10:45 PM

This is all gay marriage's fault somehow!

Posted by Tetchy Brit on July 31, 2010 at 12:53 AM

The best part is that they can't cut him off for screwing around on her or they look like hypocrites.

Posted by Happy the Homophobe on July 31, 2010 at 2:58 AM

I would have guessed there would be dick pics of his leaked by now. Sad for us. :(

Posted by metardtard on July 31, 2010 at 6:53 AM

Them is some powerful sperms.

Posted by eclexia on July 31, 2010 at 1:46 PM

Whenever these two names coupled, I think of potential advertising mergers, like: Levi-Strauss & Bristol-Myers - blue jeans and soaps - what could be sexier? If there is a plan to make life easier for Sarah and the Levi problem, I visualize him 'accidentally' being shot from a helicopter.

Posted by Rhett Oracle on July 31, 2010 at 5:21 PM

@23: If Levi's secretly a furry, and he happens to be out in the woods in his fursuit...?

Posted by venomlash on July 31, 2010 at 10:14 PM

I just read this morning (8/4) that they're on again. Ya know what? I don't give a crap. They've officially passed out of my radar. Some guy knocks up a reactionary Congresswoman's daughter (the only reason anyone knows who the reactionary Congresswoman is was because she ran for Vice President) and thus they began and on-again, off-again relationship.

Weak storyline at best. It would be more interesting if no one bothered with it at all... and the news remarked on it (no one interested in a lame semi-political story). That would be a triumph.

Posted by samanthaf63 on August 4, 2010 at 6:17 AM

@25 - oi! She's reactionary, I'll give you that, but she's no Congresswoman. The last time I checked she's a former (by all accounts insane) Governor, and now she's nothing but a shrill, ill-informed harpy shrieking from her perch on Fox News.

Posted by jamief on September 13, 2010 at 9:45 AM