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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Sex The Sex Ed Butt Puppet

Posted by on Thu, Jul 29, 2010 at 2:03 PM

Um... the sight of this thing makes me want to abstain from anal sex—at least with Muppets—for the rest of my unnatural life. (Thanks to Slog tipper Leo.)

 

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gloomy gus 1
Oh noooooo! ("I have a retractable external sphincter!")
Posted by gloomy gus on July 29, 2010 at 2:17 PM
Canuck 2
That retractable external sphincter is totally one of my missing socks....now we know where they end up.
Posted by Canuck on July 29, 2010 at 2:20 PM
LogopolisMike 3
Somebody could stand to do a few squats.

Oh my god, I just read the text.

I didn't think my sphincter was necessarily retractable. But then I read that phrase, and voila, I was wrong.
Posted by LogopolisMike http://logopolis.typepad.com on July 29, 2010 at 2:46 PM
Irena 4
Well, that's helpful. You'll be prepared if a sock pops out of your partner's ass, and a bunch of buttons.
Posted by Irena on July 29, 2010 at 3:06 PM
venomlash 5
The word "prolapse" comes to mind looking at that thing. Ew.
Posted by venomlash on July 29, 2010 at 3:23 PM
Fnarf 6
You all laugh, but the next time you're trying to figure out how to stuff someone's prolapsed rectum back in you'll wish you had studied with this aid.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 29, 2010 at 3:42 PM
Vince 7
They have much better butts in the sex stores. I would never buy a fake butt in a furniture store.
Posted by Vince on July 29, 2010 at 4:17 PM
8
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! MY EYES!!!
Posted by dakoneko on July 29, 2010 at 5:09 PM
9
This is some kind of joke, right? Gotta be.
Posted by catseye on July 29, 2010 at 8:40 PM
10
I just sent this into Regretsy (crediting Dan, of course).
Posted by Regretting I ever saw it on July 29, 2010 at 11:12 PM
11
Best part of the whole thing:

"- While I am sexy, I am not a sex toy. I know, it's a bummer, but you should probably keep it out of my bum."
Posted by Nic in Greenlake on July 29, 2010 at 11:57 PM
12
Get thee all to Regretsy, a happy home is waiting for you there (i.e., your comments indicate a very high snark IQ). (But be sure to read through the "Flounce" stuff in photos so that you can understand the "nothing is sacred" rule).
Posted by Turing Test on July 30, 2010 at 12:29 PM

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