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Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Morning After Mark Velasquez Is Eliminated on Bravo's "Work of Art": "I've been crying for the last twelve hours, so forgive me, please."

Posted by on Thu, Jul 29, 2010 at 11:34 AM

Mark takes his shirt off, goes home.
  • Mark takes his shirt off, goes home.
It's starting to feel like humanity versus art on Bravo's reality TV show "Work of Art." The evil people are winning challenges in their most evil moments (Nicole, you're my exception, my hero); the nice ones get sent home at their most vulnerable. This is an incredibly annoying development, since it sets up the idea that good artists are evil people and good people are bad artists, which is a gobsmackingly stupid fiction.

Miles continued his reign of terror over the other artists, this time talking Jaci out of her clothes yet again for an artwork that equated nudity with female power. Yeah, that's not a historically charged situation. All three judges were male, and male critics never seem so hopelessly, cluelessly male as when they talk about Jaci's work. Oy.

On the other side of things were Cornish alum Mark and Peregrine, also dealing with nudity. Art and nudity are clearly sittin' in a tree on this show, much more so than you see out in galleries and museums. I'd argue it's not that art brings out nudity but that reality TV does; art just provides a convenient vehicle in this case.

Mark wanted Peregrine to get naked for a picture of her ascending to heaven. The numskulled challenge called for the artists to explore a duality, and Mark and Peregrine chose heaven and hell. It didn't help that Peregrine's idea of hell is Mark's art, as she's said before on the show (we viewers knew that, but Mark didn't during the taping—it was in one of those private "confessional" moments).

Peregrine turns the tables. She tells Mark to get naked. He, to his credit, agrees. To his credit for two reasons: He's working together with her, collaborating; and he's got the opposite of a body that normally gets photographed—he's fat. Peregrine says she's focusing on a scar he has from an operation when he was 18; Mark says he worked through the scar stuff years ago, but okay. Both of them kind of ignore the fact that the scar isn't the issue; the vulnerability of the whole torso's exposure is. She decorates his scar with a mess to make it look cartoonishly hellish; he uses the image of his naked torso to depict himself at perfect peace and ascending into a light heaven—erasing his own vulnerability by enveloping it in cliche. (Come on, Mark—a heavy man going into the light? You could have done so much with this!)

Mark was declared, as Heidi Klum would say, OUT. When host China Chow made the announcement, she was crying because, as she said later, when Jaclyn exposes her mainstream body, she gets applause; when Mark shows his less-often-pictured body type, he gets sent home.

In a phone conversation a few minutes ago (triangulated by a Bravo executive), Mark's first words were, "I've been crying for the last twelve hours, so forgive me, please."

Naturally, he was just fooling. Mark's shown himself to be pretty thick-skinned and gracious this entire time, and both last night's episode and this mornings conversation were no exceptions.

I asked him why he squandered his opportunity to explore vulnerability in his own image the way he does with the models he works with (full disclosure: I modeled for an underwater photograph for Mark when he was visiting Seattle a few months ago).

"Through this whole process, I had to have every word I said recorded, have my face be center stage, and have me having my shirt off on national television—and those are my three main issues in my life," he said. "Now that I've confronted them, I feel pretty good about it. So much of what my work used to be was that it was all about me. At a certain point, I think you grow out of that, you don't want to be the center, you want something else to be the subject."

I'd argue that work that's all about the artist is boring, and so is work that isn't at all about the artist. Finding the middle ground is the hard part, right?

"What I learned more than anything else in the process is being comfortable in front of the camera," Mark continued. "Most photographers or directors will say, 'I hate being in front of the camera.' But the moment the first episode started airing, I had this wave of euphoria, just this great feeling of being out of control. It was really good for me to let it go and relinquish that control."

In the best of Mark's photographs, the image can be a document that speaks to the relationship between the photographer and subject—a relationship that often includes various complex, intersecting power dynamics. "If you create a relationship enough with the people who are in control of your image," Mark said of his own friendship with the Bravo photographer during shooting, "I think you'll be okay."

If my count is right, we're down to five cast members. May the winner not be a douchebag.

 

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Aaron Huffman 1
SPOILER!
Posted by Aaron Huffman on July 29, 2010 at 11:39 AM
Mattini 2
Yeah, spoilers?

Peregrine should have gone over Mark but whatever. And Miles and his performance art is the greatest thing this show could have produced. He won't win, but he is love.
Posted by Mattini on July 29, 2010 at 11:43 AM
Baconcat 3
Why they gotta hate on the cute cub?

Haters gonna hate.
Posted by Baconcat on July 29, 2010 at 11:48 AM
Vince 4
I hate "reality" teevee. It was created to avoid paying writers.
Posted by Vince on July 29, 2010 at 12:14 PM
5
You can actually sit through that show?
Posted by ian on July 29, 2010 at 12:25 PM
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Miles work will be the nail in the coffin of funding public art. Who want's to pay a douchebag to make concrete assholes and a hole punched in drywall?
Also, when the judge forced what's-her-name to admit she masturbates standing up I got totally creeped out.
Posted by DJSauvage on July 29, 2010 at 12:35 PM
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In, Miles' defense, I think any man could talk Jacqi out of her clothes. She grosses me out. She hasn't offered an articulate explanation about the concepts behnd her work (and in two cases, she was given her ideas from other artists on the show), so my guess is that she's a narcissist who gets off on the attention she gets for being sexy. Which, whatever, more power to her, but how is that relevant in the context of art? She could be on any reality TV show doing the same thing.

Marc came across as insecure about his talent (at least in the eyes of the other contestants). He and Peregrine were both behaving pretty passive-agressively toward each other last night, which made their collaboration more difficult than it needed to be had they just being more forthright about their ideas instead of each worrying about trying to get through the challenge without upsetting the other. That just always leads to resentment. It was hard to watch.

Peregrine and Miles are just jerks.
Posted by Oh, and Nicole's kind of cool on July 29, 2010 at 1:35 PM
Fenrox 8
I really, really, REALLY wanted Ryan to make it to this challenge because he loves himself and is TOTALLY HUNG.

THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS SHOW:

The losers are the winners! Basically, BEING CROWNED BRAVO TELEVISIONS NEXT TOP ARTIST IS A SAD THING TO BE.
Posted by Fenrox on July 29, 2010 at 1:51 PM
9
Seriously move this behind a jump. There's probably only like two of us actually watching the show, but still.
Posted by zenhound on July 29, 2010 at 3:26 PM
josh 10
I really like Miles's work and want to believe that most of the scheming is a product of twisted editing by the producers to create some sort of storytelling dramatic arc. Jaclyn's blog (http://www.jaclynsantos.com/blog/index.p…) certainly makes it seem like the idea for her piece was her own and not all part of his grand plan.
Posted by josh http://www.sciencevsromance.net on July 29, 2010 at 3:36 PM
@SFranciscoTweet 11
Josh - Jaclyn has a way of the retelling her teamed projects as if they were solely her ideas. It's not the first time. What kills me is that she wanted to take control in her blog retelling of the public art piece seen in episode 6. Why anyone would want to brag about this http://stylembe.wordpress.com/2010/07/15… is beyond comprehension.
Posted by @SFranciscoTweet on July 29, 2010 at 3:57 PM
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I really like Mark work. He did something that he was not comfortable did it with class. He will always be the winner in my book. Miles can go to hell!
Posted by zacmom on July 29, 2010 at 4:10 PM
josh 13
@11, well, yes. But I guess I was interested to read her comments about the production of the show and giving Miles the "benefit of the doubt" regarding his interview/confessional comments:

*UPDATE! Miles Mendenhall called to apologize.
I will keep our discussion confidential, but I am glad that after seeing the episode he felt compelled to contact me. There is certain information the viewer will never be privy to, and I am giving Miles the benefit of the doubt in this situation. -- http://jaclynsantos.com/blog/?p=367
Posted by josh http://www.sciencevsromance.net on July 29, 2010 at 4:41 PM
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LOL @ "artists"

LOL @ "accents"

Stupes shouldn't xpect smarts.
Posted by R. Kitty on July 31, 2010 at 8:22 AM

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