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Thursday, July 29, 2010

That Bitch Is Still Alive?

Posted by on Thu, Jul 29, 2010 at 4:00 PM

Yep.

 

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Vince 1
I wouldn't want to call her an evil cunt because that wouldn't be kind.
Posted by Vince on July 29, 2010 at 4:05 PM
2
Strange enough she is still alive, but apparently there are people out there that feel the evil old bitch is still relevant...
Posted by bpinsea on July 29, 2010 at 4:12 PM
3
Alive? I don't know, looks like an undertaker did her make-up.
Posted by Boltz3000 on July 29, 2010 at 4:13 PM
4
If that photo is anything like current, she certainly puts her trust in a Member of the Club when she gets her hair colored. Orange County style never goes out of date.
Posted by Calpete on July 29, 2010 at 4:13 PM
5
It's uncanny. She has her finger right on the pulse of American culture.
Posted by Gendun on July 29, 2010 at 4:16 PM
COMTE 6
@5:

If, by "pulse" you mean Dick Cheney's carotid.
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on July 29, 2010 at 4:25 PM
venomlash 7
Hatred and pissiness pickle and preserve them like formaldehyde. No surprise she's still kicking.
Posted by venomlash on July 29, 2010 at 4:25 PM
TVDinner 8
So "welfare moms" all voted for Obama?

What fucking welfare? It doesn't exist in this country anymore.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on July 29, 2010 at 4:29 PM
merry 9
Wow. That was.. surreal.

The lunacy of the far right is just endlessly astounding to me (I know, I really shouldn't be surprised anymore). They just don't deal in facts, they deal in fantasy. They make some shit up, convince themselves it's real, and then get all upset in public over the perceived injustices in their make-believe 'reality'. Whole careers get built on this stinking shit, as great swaths of idiots fall in line behind them, drooling and screaming...

Ah shit, I just scared myself.
Posted by merry on July 29, 2010 at 4:31 PM
10
I knew it was her before I even clicked on it.

I remember seeing her on public access when I was in junior high.
Posted by Bhamjason on July 29, 2010 at 5:06 PM
Urgutha Forka 11
That's odd, I thought dinosaurs went extinct long ago.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on July 29, 2010 at 5:14 PM
Irena 12
@10: Me too! First person that popped into my mind.

Since she's so concerned about the cost of welfare, I'm sure she's equally concerned about corporate welfare. Because that accounts for a LOT more government spending than single mothers do. So you're against it, right, Phyllis? Phyllis?
Posted by Irena on July 29, 2010 at 5:18 PM
13
Hey, subsist on a diet of venom, piss and vinegar and you too can live forever!
Posted by Ems on July 29, 2010 at 5:22 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 14
She's been dead for decades....decades. And it shows.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on July 29, 2010 at 5:34 PM
beckysharp 15
@14 So true - Zombie Queen, seriously.
Posted by beckysharp on July 29, 2010 at 5:38 PM
Queen of Cups 16
It's really difficult for me to be offended by anything that woman says. It's like bulimia, eventually, you get used to throwing up and it doesn't affect you anymore.
Posted by Queen of Cups on July 29, 2010 at 6:02 PM
17
She's always been a hateful cunt. She may still be walking and talking, but her soul has been dead for a very, very long time.
Posted by inohio on July 29, 2010 at 6:58 PM
Canuck 18
I heard about an old woman (the mother of a blogger I read) whose vagina actually fused shut from disuse, I shit you not. I think that's probably what has happened to Phyllis, I mean, it would make you venomous and cranky, too.
Posted by Canuck on July 29, 2010 at 7:52 PM
Vampireseal 19
@18 Seriously? I know flesh can do some wonky things, but I've had piercings that never closed over after 15 years of disuse, it seems odd that an actual orifice could close over.

Like Dan, I thought Phyllis Schafly was dead ages ago. Maybe she still is. Maybe that's a wax doll with a tape recorder in it playing garbled, mixed up tracks and retreads of what it said before.
Posted by Vampireseal on July 29, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Canuck 20
@19 I think piercings that are in less vascularized areas, like your earlobes, don't close over, but my daughter's nose ring hole closed up overnight...yeah, I thought it was pretty gross and unbelievable, and I wish I still had the link, but she started her post by saying, "you won't believe this, but I took my mom to the doctor, and this is what had happened..." the take home message, of course, being "use it or lose it."
Posted by Canuck on July 29, 2010 at 8:37 PM
21
She's still alive and all students of Texas are going to learn more about her than about slavery (now referred to with the pleasant euphemism "The Atlantic System."
Posted by Extuno on July 29, 2010 at 8:50 PM
22
So -- I should stay with the unemployed, twice through rehab, never-paid-a-dime-of-child support, psycho loser and vote republican? Yeah. That will improve my gainfully- employed-and-supporting-my-three-kids-on-my-own-voted-for-Obama ass.
Posted by Diane on July 29, 2010 at 9:00 PM
23
2 LOLz on her. (1) I'm a successful single woman who supports Obama (not a mom, but it appears her initial comments didn't discriminate when it came to familial status). (2) My softball team kicked Eagle's ass...and my single, female, liberal ass is the pitcher and coach. I take even more pride in that particular win now. Petty? Maybe.
Posted by Ms. D on July 29, 2010 at 9:47 PM
Jaydog5280 24
Just when you think that people like her have been tossed into the trash bin of history, the right-wing conservatives trot them back out again. Look at Anita Bryant. I think part of the reason is that the new generation of haters are just plain stupid. NOM's Brian Brown comes to mind. So they've decided to bring back successful haters from the past.
Posted by Jaydog5280 on July 29, 2010 at 10:52 PM
25
They should cut and paste her hair, it could be on Southpark as an evil monster or something.
Posted by spunky on July 29, 2010 at 11:11 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 26
Now, was she the hateful cunt with the gay husband, or the hateful cunt with the gay son? I get them all mixed up.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on July 30, 2010 at 12:04 AM
Dr James 27
@26. It's the latter. He apparently still works for her crazed organization. Sad sad.
Posted by Dr James on July 30, 2010 at 2:56 AM
persimmon 28
Damn, if that face don't scream: "Smother me with an needlepoint pillow." Haha!

Hahahaha!

...Seriously, don't leave me in the same room as her.
Posted by persimmon on July 30, 2010 at 6:35 AM
samanthaf63 29
Maybe she disappeared down a time warp and the only thing that came back was her hair.
Posted by samanthaf63 on July 30, 2010 at 7:44 AM
30
I thought it was going to link to an Anita Bryant article because that smelly cuntbag reared her stupid ugly trollish head recently, too.
Posted by Jersey on July 30, 2010 at 10:19 AM
31
She has done such a good job of hiding her gay son, John, that one can't even find a picture of him on the internets. I here he is into leather.
Posted by jeffy on July 30, 2010 at 10:22 AM
32
She may be still alive, but her past batshit crazy views have made her difficult to take seriously; as is the fate of most conservative pundits these days.
Posted by Ibad on July 30, 2010 at 10:58 AM
thatsnotright 33
Some people mellow with age, she, apparently, just continues to rot.
Posted by thatsnotright on July 30, 2010 at 12:01 PM

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