The Deepwater Horizon spill is the beginning of this age of oil, not the end.
I Tweeted "Work of Art" here. I was/am conflicted.
I am falling in hate with "Work of Art."
And then:
And no, it's not that I'm an art snob, you art snobs who try to seem less like art snobs by proclaiming that you like "Work of Art."
In response to our records request, the state's transportation department has released its draft environmental impact statement on the deep-bore tunnel and we've posted it online for everyone to see. The state wasn't planning on releasing this until October, but since but since the city council is planning to vote on the tunnel contract with the state next month, we figured this should go out as soon as possible. We still haven't looked at it, so you take a look, we'll take a look, and we can all see what's inside. There are three parts:
The draft provided to city hall in May (65 MB zip file).
The most recent draft, with markups of changes (128 MB zip file).
And comments from the mayor's office and responses from WSDOT (.pdf).
And, just to keep in mind, these are all drafts. The state will officially release the records in October for public comment and then release the final version next May or June.
I've never been the subject of an injunction before, but, apparently, I came close this week.
I'd filed a records request for the state's impact statement for the deep-bore tunnel earlier this month. The state wasn't planning to issue the draft results of its study until October, but since the city council is planning to vote on a contract with the state on the tunnel in the next month—and we don't know what the impact statement says about it—I thought this should go public before we make the decision. The records-keepers at the city agreed with me. But, as several sources confirmed, the state seriously considered filing a lawsuit over the past two weeks to block it.
"The Public Records Act was not intended to require that such 'works in progress' be made available to the public while a document is still being developed," wrote tunnel project coordinator for the state Ron Paananen in a letter to the city and state officials yesterday. "WSDOT simply believes that the document should be made complete before it is made public."
But the state acquiesced anyway.
"After consulting with the attorney general's office, we have decided we are not going to ask for any kind of injunction," Pannanen told me on the phone yesterday afternoon. "It does cause us some concern. Our concern is that they are not complete... It will be pretty close but there is still editing to do."
So now I've got it—all hundred million pages of it. But because it's so long and technical, I haven't gone through it yet. I'll post it as soon as I can.
The latest from her famous Facebook feed:

Friends of Seattle released a poll today that shows the majority of Seattle voters would oppose city council members who support a contract with the state that puts tunnel cost overruns on Seattle. Of the 411 people surveyed, 51.6 percent said they would be somewhat or very unlikely to support one of those council members; only 35 percent said they were somewhat or very likely to support one of those candidates.

Meanwhile, the poll found that—if the citizens run a referendum on the tunnel, as appears likely—a plurality of voters would reject the current proposed ordinance. Of the respondents, 48.8 them would vote to reject the contract obligating Seattle to pay for overruns. Only 32.5 percent of the people surveyed said they would vote to approve the contract. About 19 percent were unsure.

SurveyUSA polled 500 city residents and found 45 percent approve of the job McGinn is doing. That's up seven points from the last poll we took three months ago. Thirty-eight percent disapprove and 17 percent are still not sure. [...]In a poll of 600 state residents, 46 percent approve of McKenna's job performance. McKenna is seen as a possible Republican candidate for governor in 2012. ... The ratings are far worse for Gregoire as she faces a huge budget deficit. A couple of years ago, she was dead even on approval and disapproval. Today, 29 percent approve of her job performance while 67 percent disapprove.
Guess all that talk about McGinn pushing an unpopular agenda with his tunnel criticisms was, uh, a little off? If you're still not convinced, there's also this poll.
The alleged Al Gore is alleged to have said that allegedly that to an an alleged masseuse while pointing at his allegedly hard alleged cock. And we're not talking about the same alleged Portland-based masseuse who was making allegations. This time it's an alleged Beverly-Hills-based masseuse is making the allegation. And the National Enquirer says there's a third.
Which means this June wasn't the hottest June on record ever. Even though it was.
Via the Seattle Times:
Sen. Patty Murray announced Wednesday she has earmarked $3 million toward a new South Park Bridge... Besides the new $3 million in next year's national transportation reauthorization bill, Murray will support the South Park Bridge in competition for federal grants under the "TIGER II" stimulus program she created, her staff said.
This brings the total amount pledged to replace the South Park Bridge—which closed (or opened, rather) permanently on June 30—to $73 million. Various governing bodies have already pledged millions to replace the bridge—the Seattle City Council ($15 million), the King County Council ($30 million), the Port of Seattle ($5 million) and the state ($20 million).
The county is also applying for a federal Tiger II grant to cover roughly $40 million of the replacement. Successful grants hinge on local and state funding commitments, which the county has proven its more than capable of securing.

All of which reminds me that I never wrote about this: A couple of weeks ago, the good folks at University Book Store let me take an Entourage Edge out for a test-drive. I was very excited to try out an e-reader, and I like the concept behind the device: The Edge is a dual e-book reader. One screen is e-ink, like a Kindle or Nook, and the other screen is a tablet. It's intended for an academic audience: You can take notes or highlight passages on the e-ink screen with a stylus. You can send photos to the color tablet screen, or you can send clips to yourself over the internet.
Unfortunately, the device's performance was way less than satisfactory. The e-ink was really poky. I generally read so fast that even the Kindle's fast page refresh rate—if you've never used e-ink, the screen flashes a negative image of itself before the next page comes up—can be annoying for me, like reading under a strobe light. But the Edge's page refresh was ridiculously slow, making it impossible to read at a decent clip. And the interactivity between the two screens was half-hearted at best. The device is logy and stupid (it uses an early version of Android and, like all Android tablets, you don't have access to the Android Market, which means potentially useful apps like the Droid Comic Reader are unavailable on the Edge.) The tiny stylus makes interacting with the book uncomfortable and inexact.
Perhaps something like the Edge's new digital publishing deal will eventually make the device relevant—despite the annoying connectivity issues between the two screens, no other e-reading device allows you the kind of interaction with books that the Edge promises, making it ideal for students—but I'd wait for an Edge 2.0 before I invested in the e-reader.
* There isn't any proof that Verizon's Entourage and Entourage's Entourage are the same thing, but it seems pretty likely.
A reporter covering a skateboarding event accidentally PWNS a kid—or was it an accident? Maybe he's going undercover as a pedophile?
Fnarf says: "Go directly to Salvadorean Bakery in White Center."
I-1053's top contributors are all oil refineries—Equilon donated $50,000, ConacoPhilips donated $50,000, Tesoro Corporation donated $50,000, and, most recently, BP donated $50,000. Eyman explains that "local businesses don't like taxes, either, because they're forced to pass those increases straight on to their customers." BP, Equilon, ConacoPhilips, and Tesoro Corporation all have refineries in Washington.
This morning, I put up video of computer animation that I really disliked. For fairness's sake, let me show you a computer animated project I'm dying to see: the David Fincher-produced adaptation of The Goon comic book:
While I don't think every comic-to-film adaptation should be this closely adapted from the source material, Eric Powell's writing voice and drawing style is so essential to The Goon that I think it was really important to get something very close to his style. It looks like they've nailed it.
I'll admit it: Sometimes I get lonely. It's a Friday night... everybody's busy... and I just want to be with somebody, ya know? So yeah, sometimes I hire a "brostitute." You know... when I want to really bro down with some bros. It's not like the ladies in my life want to talk about sports, or farting, or video games... and did I mention farting? I did? Oh, okay. Anyway, I'm not proud of it. And I'm not thrilled about the way some brostitutes are treated by their pimps, either.
For a sad example of bros forced to sell their bro-ness for money, check out this mockumentary trailer for "Brostitute" from Funny or Die. I gotta say I may never hire a brostitute again. (I had no idea Tim Roth was a pimp or such a dick!)
Good to see. And Tom Vilsack has also apologized to Sherrod and apologized for firing Sherrod—and he offered Sherrod her job back.
In the wake of the Shirley Sherrod debacle, and his Keystone Kops-eqsue role in it, Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack shifted into a full damage-control mode this afternoon. He reportedly called Shirley Sherrod to offer her back her job (she was, at publication time, still considering), held a press conference at the Agriculture Department at which he offered her a public apology and prepared to follow it up with a reported confab with the Congressional Black Caucus.
This is perfect for summertime internet browsing: Newsweek links to a huge archive of audio of William Faulkner at University of Virginia. Faulkner was the writer in residence there for two years, and the recordings span most of that time. He does some readings, but the best bits are the Q&A sessions with students and faculty, including this passage from an interview with the Department of Psychology:

Unidentified participant: Mr. Faulkner, could you say a few words about what you might consider as irrational human behavior?William Faulkner: No, I couldn't. I've never tried to set up what might be a pattern for me to measure irrational human behavior. To me, all human behavior is—is unpredictable, and considering man's frailty the—in the ramshackle universe he functions in, it's—it's all irrational. It couldn't be very rational because his universe is not a very rational one, it seems to me. I—I think that probably no writer would set himself up to judge. If he'd begun to judge the people he writes about, his—all the—the—whatever the gods are that lets him do something which is his cup of tea, he likes, might withdraw the gift. If he begins to—to preach or—or proselytize or—or pass judgment, that the fire might go out. Also, I think the—the writer is not really interested in—in bettering man's condition. He really doesn't care a damn about man's condition. He is interested in all man's behavior, with no judgment whatever. That it's—it's motion. It's life. The only alternative is—is nothingness, death. And so, to the writer, anything man does is fine because it's motion. If he were not doing that, he would be nothing. He'd be dead. Maybe the writer has no concept of morality at all, only an integrity to hold always to what he believes to be the—the facts and truth of human behavior, not moral standards at all. But that man in his books does what man will do, not what man should do, but what he will do, maybe what he can't help but do.
You can find the whole archive here. (Thanks to Slog Tipper Leslie.)
I wanted to write to thank you for, well, everything. I started reading your column in The Onion when I was 14—it was always the first thing I skipped to whenever a new issue came out. I'm 25 now, and have a thoroughly satisfying kinky life, which I attribute largely to your advice. And, as the cherry on the sundae, I've begun shooting for Kink.com, which has been my dream! Last week, I did a shoot with Princess Donna and I got to plug your name during the pre-shoot interview as the reason for how I found out about Kink.com.So thank you for helping me grow into a sex-positive woman and have this awesomely fulfilling life. I'd totally buy you a drink or a cupcake (or both), should the opportunity ever arise!
Madeleine
You're welcome, Madeleine.
Interested folks can watch a free preview of Madeleine's Kink.com shoot here. (Because some people are idiots I'm going to go ahead and mention that all Kink.com sites are extremely NSFYW.) The debate about whether "Savage Love" was a good or bad influence on Madeleine kicks off in comments in three... two... one...
From the chronically brain-traumatized former linebacker/current pastor's latest editorial at World Net Daily, "Wake Up, Black America!":
I believe that multiculturalism has done more harm to America than any other individual issue since the first minority accused white people of prejudice toward them. The problem is what I have named the "Minority Thought Pattern," which is the total disdain and hatred of what God has accomplished through the white male throughout history.
The one thing I have learned about white people is that they have been duped for so long they can be discriminated against and think it is a privilege...Until whites stand up and say they are not going to take this anymore, this fact will never change. Here is what I'm talking about:It is true that if you are white and want to adopt a white child in this country, the average cost is $35,000. If you are black and want to adopt a black child in this country, the average cost is $4,500 (unless you make over $150,000, and then you are put on what they call the sliding-scale fee). Adopting a child outside this country costs an average of $15,000. It seems to me that the white race is charged two and three times more than anyone else. They put up with this discrimination over and over again.
Dear every pro football player who every slammed into linebacker Hutcherson, making his brain the amazing thing it is today: Thank you.
Read the whole thing here.
And now I feel like I am going to die.
(Congrats to the winner in the "most creative" whoopie pie category—the baker who put raspberry jam in the filling. It was the perfect summer touch.)
Popular Mechanics looks into the legality of taking photos in public places.
Legally, it's pretty much always okay to take photos in a public place as long as you're not physically interfering with traffic or police operations. As Bert Krages, an attorney who specializes in photography-related legal problems and wrote Legal Handbook for Photographers, says, "The general rule is that if something is in a public place, you're entitled to photograph it." What's more, though national-security laws are often invoked when quashing photographers, Krages explains that "the Patriot Act does not restrict photography; neither does the Homeland Security Act." But this doesn't stop people from interfering with photographers, even in settings that don't seem much like national-security zones.
As security guards everywhere get more and more cagey about public photographs—The Stranger has covered this kind of thing before—it's important to know your rights.

The U.S. Census Bureau counts 937,000 Washingtonians living with disabilities and the challenges they bring. For years, Washington has led in strong access and anti-discrimination laws to serve this vulnerable population.But Justice Jim Johnson put those laws and the people they protect at risk.
In the 2006 McClarty v. Totem Electric decision, involving a worker wrongfully terminated due to disability resulting from digging trenches, Justice Johnson rolled back 33 years of fundamental protections provided by the Washington Law Against Discrimination (WLAD).
Johnson argued that the Legislature, in beginning in 1973 to protect the “handicapped” (the WLAD term was changed to “disability” in 1993), must have intended all along to use the less protective definition of disability in the federal Americans with Disabilities Act—which wasn’t enacted until 1990.
The legislature finds that the supreme court, in its opinion in McClarty v. Totem Electric, 157 Wn.2d 214, 137 P.3d 844 (2006), overstepped the court's constitutional role of deciding cases and controversies before it, and engaged in judicial activism by significantly rewriting the state law against discrimination. The legislature further finds that the law changed by the court is of significant importance to the citizens of the state, in that it determines the scope of application of the law against discrimination, and that the court's deviation from settled law was substantial in degree. The legislature reaffirms its intent that the law against discrimination affords to Washington residents protections that are wholly independent of those afforded by the federal Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990, and rejects the opinion stated in McClarty v. Totem Electric.
As a commenter already noted here, Equal Rights Washington is holding a fundraiser for Johnson's opponent, Rumbaugh, in Seattle tonight. It's all part of a strategy I outlined in my story:
Knowing that [he] may not win over the hinterlands, Rumbaugh's backers are hoping for a big margin of victory in urban areas to counteract Johnson's rural support and overall fundraising advantage. (Even with the new contribution limits, Johnson has raised $77,385.49 compared to Rumbaugh's $43,270.)
On Monday, the Seattle City Council released an agreement with the state that watered down language intended to protect the city from the ballooning costs associated with the deep-bore tunnel. Most specifically, they took out a provision from the mayor that would require the state to remove a law about Seattle property owners paying cost overruns and add a mechanism for the state to pay those overruns before the project can begin.
There are two likely paths forward at this point in the debate over the tunnel. One requires amending the state law, the other does not. One will satisfy most Seattle residents' interest in making sure the city isn't pegged with cost overruns, the other does not. One would allow the issue to get resolved in the next legislative session, the other does not. One will likely result in a tunnel being built, and the other will likely result in a new elevated waterfront freeway.
Scenario One:
The city council adopts the provision introduced by Mayor Mike McGinn, being reintroduced as an amendment by City Council Member Mike O’Brien, and widely supported by the public. For what it’s worth, I don’t think the state should remove its spending cap. All projects need caps to bridle departments from runaway spending.
But the legislature does need to identify where that money will come from—gas taxes, most likely—and possibly name other projects that will be deferred while the tunnel usurps the money if overruns crop up. Spurring the legislature to take action when it convenes in January is a minor delay, but realistically, it’s a delay we can live with and here's why: First, the final version of the impact statement isn’t due out until next June, according to WSDOT, and we can’t make any decision to proceed with the tunnel until we have that statement anyway.
Second, the state announced in May that the tunnel project was being delayed a year at the request of the construction teams. So the state has already got its delays in place. Third, lots of Seattle lawmakers, including Senator Ed Murray, are willing to sponsor and push legislation that fixes the state law. This fix would allow us to get the financing right in the next seven months—the sort of planning that should occur in the planning stage of a megaproject—and it’s faster and more certain than the second option.
Scenario Two:
The council insists it’s taking this route instead, which may be telegraphing a terrible result. The council removed a provision from the contract requiring the legislature to take action, instead settling on language that indemnifies the city if a lawsuit arises. Beside that being an absurd way to plan a project—by preparing for litigation—it’s unhelpful. If a contractor encounters unforeseen, expensive conditions and goes after the state for money, state lawmakers can still leverage power to collect from the city.
“The problem is that who pays cost overruns will ultimately be decided by the legislature—not WSDOT," says O’Brien, speaking to the problems with the council's watered-down contract. "If the city wants to protect Seattle from cost overruns, we need to engage the state legislature and get a commitment from them."
The council's current plan, unless they change it, instills enough uncertainty about financing and it clashes with public opinion sufficiently that a referendum on the tunnel appears inevitable. This week's recent SurveyUSA poll found that 63 percent of Seattle residents agreed with McGinn, that the tunnel shouldn't advance until we fix state law and that the city should require that fix before the state gets building permits.
"Rarely do you see numbers that good," says Brady Montz, leader of the local Sierra Club affiliate and one of the movers and shakers behind a potential referendum on the tunnel contract. He says the numbers on that poll show "people on every side of the tunnel issue all agree that we should not sign any commitment on this project until we have guarantees about responsible funding for it." And the draft contract that the council released Monday isn't enough to satisfy critics. "I don’t see how that protects the city at all," Montz says. "They can't control whether there will be cost overruns, but they can control what contract the city signs."
If the groups considering this referendum gather enough signatures to make the ballot—groups with proven labor muscle to accomplish other local political feats—then the decision will go before voters in a special election, probably in winter. Because the council hasn’t protected the city’s interests, voters will probably reject the measure (if polls are to be trusted). If that happens, the tunnel contract must go back to the council and we start again at square one planning how to replace the Alaskan Way Viaduct. But then it may be too late to goad the legislature into action in 2011. The tunnel could be on hold yet another year while we consider our other options.
Speaking of which, there are two choices left, if the tunnel is dead (and this process could easily kill it). One is a surface/transit option. However, there is no environmental impact statement for that option, and just writing that could take two years or more before we could actually begin the project. That's too long. But we do have an impact statement done for rebuilding the viaduct. That new viaduct—wider, huskier, more shadows underneath—would be the prevailing design for the sake of expedience, traffic throughput, and cost. But it would be death to the waterfront. The best way to avoid this scenario, as far as I can tell, is for the city council to follow the path of scenario one. But, again, the council isn’t doing that.
Surely the council has done this calculation: If we don’t require the legislature to act, this tunnel will encounter more delays. But if the council really wants to get the tunnel built—on time and on budget—they'll go with option one. If they go with option two it's because, (a) they no longer think the project is feasible (b) they want to kill the tunnel, (c) they want to be the baby daddy to the viaduct's love child.
The Tea Party Caucus met today for the first time in the House of Representatives. The caucus, which is Michele Bachmann's brainchild, is supposed to "ensure the voices of the people are carried through the halls of Congress." The people, apparently, are demanding "a return to the fundamental principles contained within our nation’s greatest document, the Constitution."
A band of Americans who have joined together to fight for state's rights! This is an unprecedented event in American history.
Via the Washington Post:
Along the main street, the signs in the median aren't advertising homes for sale; they're inviting employees with top-secret security clearances to a job fair at Cafe Joe, which is anything but a typical lunch spot.The new gunmetal-colored office building is really a kind of hotel where businesses can rent eavesdrop-proof rooms.
Even the manhole cover between two low-slung buildings is not just a manhole cover. Surrounded by concrete cylinders, it is an access point to a government cable. "TS/SCI," whispers an official, the abbreviations for "top secret" and "sensitive compartmented information" - and that means few people are allowed to know what information the cable transmits...
...The schools, indeed, are among the best, and some are adopting a curriculum this fall that will teach students as young as 10 what kind of lifestyle it takes to get a security clearance and what kind of behavior would disqualify them.
Top Secret America is making me paranoid. Just between the two of us, I don't know how much more I can take before I retire to my eavesdrop-proof bunker and start memorizing my pocket-sized copy of the Constitution (now with corresponding Bible quotes!).


Republican Senate candidate Dino Rossi earned $16,000 for speaking earlier this year at two Bellevue real estate seminars that taught people how to profit off of foreclosures. Here's what Cienna learned, and what I learned, at those two events.
And here's a new web ad explaining what the Washington State Democrats want everyone to learn from them:

As born-and-bred Mainer—Maine is probably the second-biggest whoopie-pie hotbed in the world, after Pennsylvania—I have been watching this whole gourmet whoopie-pie trend with a suspicious eye. The point of whoopie pies is that they are cheap, sweet, and straightforward baked goods; you can manipulate a cupcake a million different ways and it's still a cupcake. Once you start messing with the classic whoopie pie dynamic—frosting between two small chocolate cakes—you've made something else entirely.
That said, I'm going to pick a favorite in this Bake-Off: Owen Curtsinger is a fellow Maine expatriate who appears to have a suitable amount of respect for the whoopie pie (the improved Maine state flag you see on this post is from his website). He's working on a variation on the recipe that could potentially revolutionize whoopie pie technology forever. I'm not going to spoil his secret ingredients, but as a lifelong whoopie pie fan, I'll say this: It's so crazy it just might work.