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Monday, July 19, 2010

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: When You Can't Afford a Babysitter...

Posted by on Mon, Jul 19, 2010 at 12:05 PM

... just get a watermelon. You're welcome.

 

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venomlash 1
EEEE cute!

I wish I could eat my dinner like that...except I'm a big galoot, so I'd have to crawl into the body cavity of a roasted cow.
Ah well. That's on my bucket list now.
Posted by venomlash on July 19, 2010 at 12:33 PM
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Or is it... baby-eating watermelon!
Posted by dulcibella on July 19, 2010 at 1:00 PM
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Having a kid myself has totally made me a sucker for cute videos of kids.

I hate that.
Posted by shabadoo on July 19, 2010 at 1:49 PM
maxk 4
You just know he's shitting in there.
Posted by maxk on July 19, 2010 at 1:49 PM
scharrera 5
Not a good idea if your baby is allergic to watermelon, like I am, and lots of other folks! I'm getting itchy just looking.
Posted by scharrera on July 19, 2010 at 2:16 PM
Amy Kate Horn 6
Unsatisfying. I REALLY wanted the melon to roll off the chair.
Posted by Amy Kate Horn on July 19, 2010 at 2:28 PM
Fnarf 7
Be sure and stop eating when it starts tasting like your piss.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 19, 2010 at 2:29 PM
thatsnotright 8
It makes me want a baby to put into things. But then it would get big and spoil everything.
Posted by thatsnotright on July 19, 2010 at 4:03 PM
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Wasn't this an idea reject from Alien?
Posted by Senor Guy on July 19, 2010 at 5:17 PM

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