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Friday, July 9, 2010

Bondage Fans All Over the World Could Save a Family Farm Right Here In Washington State

Posted by on Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 3:43 PM

I wrote about Monk of Twisted Monk back in March ("The Kinktrepreneurs: Seattle's Other Urban Craft Uprising"). Monk makes a line of high-quality, high-end hemp bondage rope that's popular with kinksters locally and all over the world. You can check out his products here. Like a lot of local businesses, Monk does his best to be green. But Monk's rope isn't as green as he'd like to be.

Whatever Lifts Your Luggage...
  • Whatever Lifts Your Luggage...
"We use organic, fair trade hemp, mostly grown in Romania, although some is grown in Hungary," says Monk.

Every year Monk imports roughly $50,000 worth of hemp. The rope he imports is treated, finished, and dyed in downtown Seattle, before being shipped off to costumers TM customers all over the world (including, yes, TM customers back in Eastern Europe). Monk would rather get his hemp from a local supplier—he'd rather contract with a local farmer—but it's illegal to grow industrial hemp in the USA. (For the record: you can't get high smoking industrial hemp. But you can die trying.)

"We talked with a researcher here about what we would have to do to grow it locally and legally," says Monk, "but it would've cost something like $125,000 just to do a test. The DEA and ATF would've required a 24/7 security presence, an on-site surveillance system, a ten foot razor-wire topped fence around the whole thing."

Those requirements, of course, made growing industrial hemp—even just as a test—impossible.

“I would love to buy local,” says Monk. "I can't."

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Would an order for $50,000 worth of hemp even be worth a local farmer's time?

“That’s a huge order for a family farm,” says Ellen Gray, president of the Washington Sustainable Food and Farming Network. "Say we can get a school to contract with a small farmer for $50,000 worth of carrots annually. That's the kind of order that can keep a family farm in operation. Most small farmers only net between $40,000 and $50,000 annually."

“If this business owner could say to a farmer, ‘Hey, we need so much hemp every year and we are willing to agree to a price,' then the farmer can grow that product and know he’s going to get a set price. Those are the sorts of orders that stabilize a farmer's cash flow. Having some predictability in the market is a real strength, a real asset to a farmer.”

So being free to grow industrial hemp to supply Twisted Monk—who in turn would supply rope to bondage fans all over the world—could save a local family farm?

“Definitely,” said Gray, “absolutely.”

 

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COMTE 1
Here's your theatre trivia for the day: the rope systems used in old proscenium theatres to raise and lower scenery and lighting were once referred to (and are still frequently even today) as "hemp lines" - can you guess why?
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on July 9, 2010 at 4:01 PM
2
I suspect that $50k wouldn't buy nearly as much local product, even factoring not having to ship it from Europe.
Posted by tiktok on July 9, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Canuck 3
Shame that a naturally pest-resistant crop like hemp, which can be grown without the busloads of pesticides required by cotton, was pushed out of production by the oil and gas industry angling to secure the rights to (plastic) rope production for the armed forces. Shocking, really.

"Unfortunately, domestic hemp growing ceased in the 1950s due to misinformation and confusion about hemp's relation to marijuana. Around the same time, government incentives were launched that propped up the fossil-fuel plastics industry at the expense of the hemp industry. As a result, all the key hemp producers went bankrupt and hemp quickly became an industry of the past.

Most American farmers today raise subsidized crops like corn and soy, which generate less than $50 per acre in net profits. The average net profits for Canadian farmers who grow hemp in some cases is upwards of $500 per acre. If American farmers are once again permitted to grow hemp, and American industries are able to effectively use hemp for industrial purposes, the American landscape would change dramatically for the better. The possibilities are endless."
http://www.naturalnews.com/028852_hemp_h…
Posted by Canuck on July 9, 2010 at 5:42 PM
4
Wasn't hemp production encouraged by the federal government during WW2 to support the war effort? Soldiers needed tents, the navy needed rope...
...I'm sure I've seen reproductions of posters from the period urging farmers to "grow hemp".
Posted by alice in canada-land on July 9, 2010 at 6:54 PM
5
You say Monk imports $50,000 of hemp rope. A farmer would get far less than $50,000 for the hemp. It's great when farmers can sell value-added product (wine, cider, cheese, relishes, etc) rather than the wholesale pennies they get for fruits, vegetables and grains. I hope Monk finds a local farmer who can learn to grow hemp and make rope.
Posted by tomma on July 9, 2010 at 7:01 PM
Canuck 6
@4 I believe it went like this: Hemp was widely used in the new colony (grown by George Washington even, I think), but in the 30s became a victim of the pot scare-mongering going on (proto-reefer madness?) Then, you're right, it was briefly revived for the war effort, but then the oil guys realized that their product (petro-chemical nylon rope) could replace hemp, and so it quickly became demonized again, and that was all she wrote....at least that's the Coles Notes version I remember....
Posted by Canuck on July 9, 2010 at 8:38 PM
Vince 7
We outsource everything. What that really means is we outsource our jobs/wealth.
Posted by Vince on July 10, 2010 at 4:59 AM
8
You live in Seattle! Canada is local! import from Canada!
Posted by Caralain on July 10, 2010 at 6:09 AM
9
This was an amazing documentary I saw on PBS about a Lakota reservation who grew a successful hemp crop on land that had not been hospital to any other crops. Every time the crop was almost ready for harvest, the feds would come in and cut it down, even though the law seemed to support tribal sovereignty on this issue:

http://www.pbs.org/pov/standing/
Posted by og on July 10, 2010 at 10:04 AM
i'm pro-science and i vote 10
Legalization of hemp would be such a good thing for our struggling economy. For chrissakes, everyone is worried about this being a double-dip recession, and that we could still be headed for way worse. If we don't legalize hemp and pot now, then when?!

Racketeers have this country by the balls. Can this continue as the demographic of generations in power shifts over time?
Posted by i'm pro-science and i vote http://www.prettyopenended.com on July 10, 2010 at 10:05 AM
11
Hemp is a highly versatile plant that can be used for many products, and even for food - not to mention fuel production. In the early colony days, it was considered to be such a valuable crop that you would be fined if you didn't grow it.

It's totally stupid that it's illegal. When I was a kid in Iowa we would find the stuff growing wild - still leftover from the days in WWII when it was used to make parachutes. It will not get you high, but will give you a headache. I question that you could die trying. It would take a really, really long time to die from smoking hemp.
Posted by Barbara on July 10, 2010 at 12:47 PM
Misha Vargas 12
Marijuana legalizers (this sounds cruel) should probably shut the fuck up about hemp, as it seems (to prohibitionists) to simply be a lame, covert plot to legalize the good stuff, marijuana. If the drugs wars in Mexico, the incarceration rates in America, and the drug money going to the Taliban doesn't convince people to end prohibition, I don't think the prospect of growing hemp in America will.

But once marijuana is legalized, hemp farming won't be an issue. Legalizing marijuana is probably the fastest way to make hemp cultivation an option in America.
Posted by Misha Vargas http://www.youtube.com/MishaVargas on July 11, 2010 at 12:00 AM

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