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News & ArtsTuesday, July 6, 2010
News Today in "I Hate Death"
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Do you hate "death"? HEY! ME, TOO! But do you know who really hates death? The 91-year-old widow in this story who was so lonely, she dug up the embalmed corpses of her husband and twin sister and lived with them in her house. So, yeah... she really hates death. On the other hand, the announcer's voice in this report makes me want to kill myself, so death can't be all that bad.
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William Faulkner would be proud. Or Horrified. Or too drunk to realize that life and art are now synonymous.
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I think its kind of sweet, although I hope she left them in the ground long enough for them to dry out before she brought them home.
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