Slog knows everything: His name is Branden Hayward, says Slog tipper Greg. Here's his bio. And here's Branden in an unfunny-but-supposed-to-be-humorous video short...

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Suh-fuckin'-woon.

UPDATE: The video is now after the jump because some folks complained that it was set to auto-start. Sorry about that—it wasn't auto-starting on my computer.