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News & ArtsThursday, July 1, 2010
Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Soccer, Sodomy, and Satanism
Posted by Kelly O on Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 12:45 PM
This guy's got it allllll figured out: PLAY SOCCER, GO TO HELL. Teh Internets never seem to amaze/terrify me.
H/T Matt Hickey
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I'm going to pretend this is fake, because otherwise it would make we want to die. And now I am going to whistle the Andy Griffith theme song and forget this ever happened.
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Hey gang, I'm just impressed someone so clearly stupid can operate a video camera and post something to youtube.
Though, if he's using an iMac it's super easy. But if that's the case then he's using the computer of HOMOSEXUALS!!!!! *dah dah DAH!!*
Though, if he's using an iMac it's super easy. But if that's the case then he's using the computer of HOMOSEXUALS!!!!! *dah dah DAH!!*
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unfortunately, like larry the cable guy, he'll be more popular with those he's ripping...that's the sad part.
He did get you guys too though...if that counts.
He did get you guys too though...if that counts.
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In case you couldn't make it through to the end of the video: Barack Obama wants your arms to atrophy as a result of playing soccer so that you can't hold a gun and defend against the UN troops that are going to come and take over America.
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My other faves by "Billy Bob": ""The Shocking Truth About Rachel Maddow …" (And it's not just the "L" word. It's the "V" word!) and "Dr. George Rekers Ain't No Homo" (Where would YOU go if you needed a short-term boy? Who ya gonna pick? A grandmother in a wheelchair, or a fine young strapping man?)
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jesus...you guys have horrible bullshit detectors......let me know if you want me to get that fixed for you.....
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This is fuckin wonderful. And you can use "that little part under your arms" in football (REAL football, that is)! Love it!
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Actually, you can't play an average game of soccer WITHOUT using your hands. Throw-ins, anyone?
I never would have guessed that this is a joke; this guy is GOOOOOOOOOOD.
I never would have guessed that this is a joke; this guy is GOOOOOOOOOOD.
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