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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Climate Change Hoax Exposed!

Posted by on Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 5:32 PM

This, of course, proves that climate change is a hoax:

The Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office confirmed today that a woman who alleged unwanted sexual contact by Al Gore reported it to police in 2006, and the prosecutor’s office was briefed by the Portland Police Bureau in late 2006 and January 2007.... Today, as the National Enquirer reported that it had interviewed a Portland masseuse who complained of unwanted sexual contact by the former vice president at the Hotel Lucia on Oct. 24, 2006, the district attorney’s office was notified that the Portland Police Bureau had conducted a further investigation of the allegation in 2009.

The woman hasn't made herself available to the police for interviews, said she was going to file a civil suit, didn't file one, and then...

In January 2009, the woman returned to Portland police and said she wanted to give a statement. Detective Molly Daul and a victim advocate from the sexual assault unit met with the woman. She reported that she was repeatedly subjected to unwanted sexual touching while in his presence. She reported she still had clothes that she had worn during the encounter, but detectives never collected them as evidecne "because they did not feel there was any evidentiary value to the clothing" given the description of what she said had occurred.

After interviewing the woman, the Police Bureau provided additional counseling services through its victim advocate program. The case was not investigated further "because detectives concluded there was insufficient evidence to support the allegations. In June 2010, the woman called police, asked for a copy of her statement, and asked if she could edit it. She also advised the bureau she was going to take the case to the media.

This news—along with the fact it's probably snowing somewhere right now—proves that Al Gore can't be trusted and that climate change is a hoax.


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cressona 1
My main takeaway... Apparently Al Gore has excellent taste in Portland hotels.
Posted by cressona on June 23, 2010 at 6:15 PM · Report this
I think that, when you look at the man and the decisions he's made, the complex truth is that Al Gore can't be trusted, and that climate change is very real.
Posted by LJM on June 23, 2010 at 6:47 PM · Report this
balderdash 3
I adjudge that Al Gore is 200% more trustworthy than the average politician, which is to say that he is only 875% less trustworthy than an average individual who does not desire power over others. Such individuals are generally on average perhaps 30% trustworthy. Some simple math will then clearly show that bitch, you knew they was snakes.
Posted by balderdash on June 23, 2010 at 7:00 PM · Report this
Banna 4
Cue the battle between the"that bitch is lying; there's no evidence and she wouldn't press charges, and now she's looking for a payout" crowd and the "that poor woman was so victimized she couldn't press charges. every unwanted physical contact is assault" crowds.
Posted by Banna on June 23, 2010 at 8:00 PM · Report this
Toasterhedgehog 5
@4 It's funny because neither side has the true facts of the case.

Maybe someone can help me out. I'm a man. I have an active sex drive, and I have never ever felt the urge to make an unwanted sexual pass at someone. I've hit on guys that weren't interested, but as soon as I figure that out, I stop hitting on them.

Is this an unusual thing, or is it just unusual for politicians to respect others?
Posted by Toasterhedgehog on June 23, 2010 at 9:19 PM · Report this
Posted by jackseattle on June 23, 2010 at 10:50 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 7
Al Gore?
Posted by Urgutha Forka on June 23, 2010 at 10:59 PM · Report this
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 8
Talk about "forcings".
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on June 24, 2010 at 12:49 AM · Report this
Max Solomon 9
@5: men with power will do this because it works. i could have told him the PNW would be the place it wouldn't.
Posted by Max Solomon on June 24, 2010 at 7:24 AM · Report this
cressona 10
Well, I was a little flippant with my comment @1. This is a serious matter, whether Gore is completely innocent or completely guilty.

My first thought really was, "Hey, Al Gore stayed at Hotel Lucia." It is a wonderful hotel, and I highly recommend it.
Posted by cressona on June 24, 2010 at 10:37 AM · Report this
Will in Seattle 11
There is no truth to the rumor that the former First Lady and I had a torrid affair when she found out her husband George was cheating on her.

Although it is true that she slipped me the secret papers that showed the White House buried the truth about Global Warming during the period of 2000-2008.
Posted by Will in Seattle on June 24, 2010 at 10:49 AM · Report this

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