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Monday, June 21, 2010

Palin: Government Not Solving Your Oil Spill Problems? Try God!

Posted by on Mon, Jun 21, 2010 at 8:56 AM

Reinforcing her up-by-the-bootstraps, take-care-of-yourself, all-American, can-do, don't-count-on-others-to-bail-you-out position on life, Sarah Palin says we've exhausted our options to fix the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, there's nothing to do now but pray to the invisible sky government to help us.

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The Louisiana legislature has also done their part to end this crisis, passing a resolution calling on "the citizenry of the state and all people of faith throughout the United States and the world" to pray to their Christian God for help.

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Urgutha Forka 1
Everybody knows that the oil spill was caused by god because he's angry about gay marriage.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on June 21, 2010 at 9:06 AM
2
wow heche you gotta lot of nerve mocking anyone else's god since you liberal secular humanist's diety blowbama has fucked up totally if palin wants to pray to rocks you should keep you shithole shut about it
Posted by 4ryg8kj76 on June 21, 2010 at 9:06 AM
Green Eyed Beer Slut 3
@ 2, eat a bag of dicks.
Posted by Green Eyed Beer Slut on June 21, 2010 at 9:13 AM
Hernandez 4
Eh, it's comforting to people in times of crisis. Their livelihoods have been wiped out and their coast is covered in oil. Sarah Palin is an idiot and the resolution was pointless lip service to the God crowd, but I'm not going to fault some gulf coast fisherman for praying if it makes him feel a little less despondent about the fucked up mess his life has become.
Posted by Hernandez http://hernandezlist.blogspot.com on June 21, 2010 at 9:13 AM
5
The NPR link says "each according to their faith", not Christian God. Just sayin'.
Posted by Gendun on June 21, 2010 at 9:16 AM
Vince 6
They can pray until the cows come home. Only science can save their stupid asses.
Posted by Vince on June 21, 2010 at 9:23 AM
7
There is no year zero. Just sayin'.
Posted by Spike1382 on June 21, 2010 at 9:26 AM
8
I take it back: Sarah Palin has a keen mind for policy.
Posted by Irving on June 21, 2010 at 9:29 AM
9
Yesterday, my pastor said that the oil spill was caused by demons. Not by evil, which I totally believe because greed and cost-cutting at the expense of safety are evil (cause by the choices that human beings make), but by literal demons.

She also said that everything would be fixed if people would just chant the name of Jesus over and over during any coverage of the oil spill.

Now, I belong to a congregation that is highly educated (about 1/4 of our members have Ph.D.s, and about 80% have masters degrees), very progressive, and very scientifically oriented. She got a lot of odd looks yesterday. I can't wait until she finally leaves.

For the record, I believe in prayer. But I also believe that science and scientific knowledge is a gift from God, and that it shouldn't be abandoned for prayer alone.
Posted by Sheryl on June 21, 2010 at 9:31 AM
T 10
I usually try to live and let live, but there are times when I think to myself "man, religious people are really fucking stupid." This is one of those times.
Posted by T on June 21, 2010 at 9:32 AM
COMTE 11
Seems to me, if Godman had wanted to "solve" this disaster, he would have simply prevented it from occurring in the first place.

But, of course, he won't. He's punishing the Gulf. My guess is he just got tired of all those Christians ignoring his Law about not eating shellfish. Well, guess that won't be a problem for a few generations, now will it?
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on June 21, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Max Solomon 12
there's already a "solution". it isn't YHWH making BP drill 2 relief wells. that'd be the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT UNDER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.
Posted by Max Solomon on June 21, 2010 at 9:49 AM
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@11 Comte FTW
Posted by John Galt on June 21, 2010 at 9:50 AM
heywhatsit!? 14
Well now that God is on the case, I guess we can all go back to our regular schedule. Thanks big guy!
Posted by heywhatsit!? on June 21, 2010 at 9:50 AM
15
drill, baby, drill...oh, wait.
Posted by oregonstate_student on June 21, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Cracker Jack 16
@9: FWIW, I have been chanting the name Jesus over and over again while watching the coverage -- usually while hugging myself and rocking softly -- Hey, wait! We're down to a comparative trickle of oil!

OMG -- it works!
Posted by Cracker Jack on June 21, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Nofo 17
So, Sarah ... how's that hope-y, pray-y stuff workin' out for ya?
Posted by Nofo http://nofo.blogspot.com on June 21, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Reverse Polarity 18
Well, I suppose if you believe you can pray away the gay, you can pray away the oil. Both will work equally well.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on June 21, 2010 at 11:10 AM
very bad homo 19
Yeah, pray to God. Because he didn't already know about the oil spill.
Posted by very bad homo on June 21, 2010 at 11:14 AM
venomlash 20
How about this: the religious right can settle down to praying and let us big kids punish BP, plug the well, and rehabilitate the ecosystem and local citizens. We won't mess with their prayer and they won't interfere with our engineering. Idea yes?
...of course, then they'd just give God all the credit for our hard work.
Posted by venomlash on June 21, 2010 at 11:18 AM
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Why don't you big girls plug the well and then get back to us with your other big plans..... so far there isn't any credit to bicker over now, is there.....
Posted by shove your inept hard work up your obama kissing ass on June 21, 2010 at 11:25 AM
doesurmindglow 22
@15: What you're hinting at is a powerful sentiment, actually. The tragedy is actually so overwhelming Republicans are struggling to hide their pro-oil views. The best they can muster is: "I hope this mess doesn't mean the environmentalists are going to come and take away our oil jobs."

And they're right: the environmentalists probably won't come and take away their oil jobs, now that working at oil jobs has killed off their fishing industry.

But they might be wise to raise the point that, in this point in our relationship with the environment, it's no longer about "the environment versus jobs." (It's really never been about that.) It's about one set of jobs versus another set of jobs. When you allow environmental degradation to get out of control, job loss is inevitable. No natural resources = no jobs.

Anyways, good post, Anthony. I prefer my legislators' support of an offshore drilling ban for the entire west coast, but I'm sure prayer works just as well too. To each his own, I suppose.
Posted by doesurmindglow on June 21, 2010 at 11:31 AM
doesurmindglow 23
@21: Is your argument that "Obama hasn't done a good enough job stopping the leak."? Because, if so, your argument is valid. There is probably more that could have been done by the Federal government to resolve the crisis once it happened. No one - in the government, nor in private industry - has done anything effective to stop the leak (once it happened).

The thing is that I don't really care too much. From my perspective: yeah, of course deepwater offshore drilling is going to be a nightmare once it happens. The difficulty Obama and BP have had in cleaning up what I see as the inevitable outcome of this particular energy policy only further demonstrates why it's not a good energy policy.
Posted by doesurmindglow on June 21, 2010 at 11:50 AM
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@12 and when that real world scientific fix finally comes to pass... the religious freaks will claim it was the prayer that did it... just watch
Posted by myr on June 21, 2010 at 1:39 PM
kim in portland 25
Prayer is said to be helpful to many as a way to ease their psychological suffering and to allow them to relax when life is well beyond their control. It also affords an opportunity to look beyond present suffering and realize that there are reasons to be thankful. Is their any verifiable proof that it works? Not that I am aware of, but I'm not going to chide those who find it helpful or deny their experience of its benefits. I, for one, find it calming. And, being one who see the God-world relation through the lens of panentheism, I'm content not to seek verifiable proof. And, to accept that Occam's razor becomes dull when trying to cut into a reality that exists beyond nature.

I hope they find peace.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on June 21, 2010 at 1:50 PM
doesurmindglow 26
@25: Oh yeah, and I totally agree. But the problem I guess someone like Anthony might be identifying here is that this crisis, with some imagination, was not really beyond our control. And resorting to prayer, while comforting, should not also permit us to ignore that fact.

I mean, it's beyond our control in that no human technology is likely to resolve this particular spill. But there also was a set of human decisions and priorities that led directly to the spill itself. Appreciating and hopefully reversing these decisions might be a better use of our energies than passing legislation invoking God to save us from the consequences of the choices we've made.

So by all means, everyone that wishes to seek solace in prayer in this time of crisis should definitely do so. But I think they should pray also for the strength to confront those very large and very real aspects of this problem that we can resolve ourselves, and then devote substantial amounts of energy toward that difficult effort.
Posted by doesurmindglow on June 21, 2010 at 2:05 PM
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@26 - Yeah, that was my reaction after my pastor's sermon yesterday. I have been praying since this thing started, for the people whose lives were impacted by the spill (and living in Louisiana, that is a lot of people, directly and indirectly).

And honestly, it cracks me up every time the Louisiana legislature passes legislation invoking God to do anything (it happens a lot, actually - our legislature is more entertainment than leadership, frankly). Somehow, I don't think God is going to be moved by civilly legislated prayer. Let God (or whatever higher power you embrace) be God, and focus on actually doing things that make sense for and help the people and environment of Louisiana.

Though I have to say, that this is the only state in the country where a state legislator can call the governor a "little whore" over a repeal of a drivers' license fee increase, and have it just get a quick mention in the paper.
Posted by Sheryl on June 21, 2010 at 2:27 PM
kim in portland 28
doesurmindglow @ 26,

My comment was only intended to illuminate why individuals turn to prayer.

It was not intended to suggest that prayer is a get out of clean up and guilt card. Or that I think that it is appropriate to pass legislation invoking God with regard to saving us from the consequences of our decisions. Although, I am sure there are those who may take it as such. Just as there are those who see this crisis as some kind of divine punishment/attack by demons.

Life has taught me that humans are highly skilled at maintaining beliefs that are important to them, in spite of contravening facts. Although, it would be nice if while praying there were petitions to change the decisions that led to the spill and to actively engage in problem solving, I know of no way to make those prayers happen.

Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on June 21, 2010 at 2:53 PM
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There was a prayer day to make her kid not retarded awhile back. Take a wild guess what happened. Bingo. Nothing.
Posted by Fremont Flying Spaghetti Monster on June 21, 2010 at 4:05 PM
Geni 30
Huh. Well, good luck with that, Louisiana. Hope it works out for you. I wish something would.

(Maybe someone should try asking the Magic 8-Ball what to do, too. Hey, it's got just as much chance of working.)
Posted by Geni on June 21, 2010 at 4:22 PM
31
I have always thought that the God of all religions was more or less the same God, one who embodies love for one's neighbor and one's environment and the good of all. It would be nice if praying to any God would clean up the environment, but it has yet to be proven very effective.
Posted by Mosca http://www,jinxnolan.com on June 21, 2010 at 4:32 PM
doesurmindglow 32
kim in portland @28: Fair points, all. And I think also prayer and faith can be a valuable source of the courage and strength necessary to engage in active problem solving. (Look at the legacy of MLK and the long line of activist Christians in his tradition, after all.)

I think we're both on the same page that prayer might be a necessary prerequisite, or at the very least, a worthwhile supplement, to the exercise of our temporal powers over crises we face. In think, in that role, it's incredibly powerful for some and is safe to consider as "part of the solution."

I just wanted to guard against it being considered a workable substitute or alternative for taking the political, economic, and social actions that actually could solve these problems. I'm pretty certain we share in this sentiment, though.
Posted by doesurmindglow on June 21, 2010 at 5:21 PM
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Gosh the irony is thicker than oil on a pelican...

Did little tony catch the Presidents big oil spill speech from the Oval Office June 15?

Did she catch the Presidents big finale?

"Tonight, we pray for that courage. We pray for the people of the Gulf. And we pray that a hand may guide us through the storm towards a brighter day. Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America."

...we PRAY for that courage.
We PRAY for the people of the Gulf.
And we PRAY that a hand may guide us through the storm towards a brighter day.
Thank you,
God bless you, and
may God bless the United States of America.....

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-offi…

Isn't it just HYSTERICAL??
What kind of SUPERSTITIOUS BOOB is Barack, anyway??
Prayer??!?
What a rube.....

Posted by . on June 21, 2010 at 7:27 PM
venomlash 34
@33: Thank you very much, Mrs. DePoint.
What's the President praying for? Resolve, courage, and steadfastness, that's what. He's not asking The Big Guy to swoop in and seal it up himself.
Palin's throwing in the towel; she's conceding that we can't do anything, and the only sensible thing to do is to sit around chanting "HAP-PY THOUGHTS! HAP-PY THOUGHTS!" all day long. Obama's praying for the strength to do what's necessary and persevere, and more importantly, HE'S MAKING AN EFFORT. They say that God helps he who helps himself; from a theological standpoint (as well as one of engineering), Obama's stance is the better one.
Fuck off and catch American foulbrood, Period Hive Drone.
Posted by venomlash on June 21, 2010 at 11:13 PM
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@34
Helping himself for sure.
Obama has determined that if he can get enough rounds of golf in this mess will go away.....
Posted by maybe Obama should take up yachting on June 22, 2010 at 8:22 AM
36
jesus is passed out on my couch and all i can get him to mutter is redbeer...redbeer and fuck a sarah douche no mas sayin'
Posted by masgroovy on June 22, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Anthony Hecht 37
Kim in Portland and others: Just to clarify, I have nothing against personal prayer if it makes people feel better. I feel roughly the same about aromatherapy. What I find interesting here is that Palin and her ilk are constantly going on and on about how this big, unknowable, complex entity called "government" can't solve people's problems, people have to work hard, live right, not be gay, and solve their own problems. And then they turn around and appeal to "God" to help clean up the mess their irresponsible policies helped create.

And I do have something against our lawmakers using the public's time and money to pass bullshit resolutions asking people to pray. Fuck that.
Posted by Anthony Hecht on June 22, 2010 at 11:05 AM
venomlash 38
@35: $20,000,000,000
That's what he's gotten BP to dedicate SO FAR. Rather a lot, and probably more to come once the courts get a hold of the case. What, is he supposed to spend every minute on the phone with people? BAWWWW me a river, Alleged.
Posted by venomlash on June 22, 2010 at 12:53 PM
39
Anyone hear whether it worked and God smote Palin?
Posted by idaho on June 22, 2010 at 10:40 PM
doesurmindglow 40
@33: You've always been pretty arrogant. Ah well.
Posted by doesurmindglow on June 23, 2010 at 9:21 AM
doesurmindglow 41
@37: Yeah, and it's a fair point. I don't really get that. I guess when you're calling on sky government it's not quite as freeloader as calling on the real government. Maybe she secretly knows God won't bail us out? I don't know.
Posted by doesurmindglow on June 23, 2010 at 9:40 AM
Will in Seattle 42
I hear God wants a refund on Palin.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on June 24, 2010 at 12:55 PM
kim in portland 43
Anthony @ 37,

No worries. Again, my comment was only to address why people pray and what benefit they might get from it. It wasn't a comment or criticism about your post. Nor was it intended to indicate that I think praying is a workable solution either. So, I find Palin and her ilk both frustrating and sadly amusing. I see little honor, integrity, and responsibility in their actions.

I can understand the confusion, though. As some people believe that their prayers "move the hand of God" so to speak; others use them as a tool to refocus on the needs of others and as a reminder to be thankful, help them see/feel the positive in dark/painful circumstances, to feel connected, to clear their mind/regain focus. Two entirely different groups, but similar in "appearance".

doesurmindglow @ 32,

You are correct, we agree.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on June 24, 2010 at 9:47 PM

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