Slog commenter mistymar points us towards joebartonwouldliketoapologize.com, a site dedicated to Rep. Barton's idiotic apology to the BP chief for Obama's "shakedown."

A sampling:

Joe Barton would like to apologize to:

The Confederacy for taking all your slaves away. Totally a shakedown move on our part. Sorry.

Bernie Madoff for not investing more of his money and enabling him to break even.

Milli Vanilli. You guys totally deserve another Grammy.

England, again, for the War of 1812, and in particular, the battle of New Orleans. We should just have let you guys have North America. You obviously really wanted it.