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Monday, June 14, 2010

Today in KILL IT!! KILL IT DEAD!!!

Posted by on Mon, Jun 14, 2010 at 2:35 PM

GAAAHHHH! A kitten with two faces, guys! Now, before you start barraging me with comments chastising me for my cruelty against two-faced freaks, just remember one thing: THIS KITTEN IS A TWO-FACED FREAK! Instead of being double cute, it's just double GAAAAHHH! Quick, somebody call Batkitten because Kitten Two-Face has busted out of Arkham Asylum! (If you laughed at that last joke, congrats, you've just been captured in my nerd trap.)
Hmmm... where was I? Oh, yeah... GAAAHHHHHH!!

 

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HelpMeJebus 1
I hope the owner has the good sense to euthanize that kitten.
Posted by HelpMeJebus on June 14, 2010 at 2:37 PM
2
there was one of these a while back (can't remember how far back) name gemini.
Posted by drivel on June 14, 2010 at 2:38 PM
3
There's a fable in here somewhere, involving a plague of two-headed rats.
Posted by Yeek on June 14, 2010 at 2:42 PM
Banna 4
Janus would have been a better name.
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on June 14, 2010 at 2:42 PM
Telsa 5
Fascinating. A chimera shy of complete absorption. They didn't specify whether a vet found two brains to be likely. I suspect so.

This is unusual, but this is a kitten. A kitten which seems to not be suffering and otherwise with a healthy body.

Kittens are, by the Geneva Convention Rider of 1985, adorable always. Well, with exception a Feline Centipede. That's just bad.
Posted by Telsa on June 14, 2010 at 2:43 PM
COMTE 6
Dang if it was white and smoked, I'd totally adopt it...
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on June 14, 2010 at 2:50 PM
7
No matter what the story, what the topic, every teevee reporter in the world has the same damn intonation.
Posted by rutabaga pie on June 14, 2010 at 3:01 PM
Danger 8
Evolution!!!!!!!!
Posted by Danger on June 14, 2010 at 3:02 PM
9
i love it i want it i love it i want it i love it i want it!
Posted by Adrian Ryan on June 14, 2010 at 3:06 PM
rejemy 10
Look, if your name isn't Lindy West, please don't try to post about this kind of stuff.
Posted by rejemy on June 14, 2010 at 3:10 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 11
Ah...the mother rejected that demonic kitten for a REASON!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on June 14, 2010 at 3:21 PM
12
Spider Jerusalem called. he wants his cat back.

I ONE UP YOUR NERDISM, MR. HUMPHREY.
Posted by j.lee on June 14, 2010 at 3:32 PM
13
damn...@6 beat me to the punch.
Posted by j.lee on June 14, 2010 at 3:33 PM
14
Perhaps Mudede will tell us whether this creature still has kitten essence.
Posted by RonK, Seattle on June 14, 2010 at 4:28 PM
care bear 15
@5 Why'd you gotta go and bring that up, huh?
Posted by care bear on June 14, 2010 at 4:34 PM
gfish 16
@4: My thought exactly. "Twoface" was the best they could come up with?
Posted by gfish http://www.attoparsec.com on June 14, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Telsa 17
@15: Because we're all still suffering and have yet to let the healing turn to scar tissue. It's inequitable to have only one person here with nightmares of that which moves with many legs (but was never meant to). :P
Posted by Telsa on June 14, 2010 at 4:56 PM
balderdash 18
But what happens when man creates something oh so wrong?
Nature bites back in a big way
Good heavens! What I have done?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BPlFfc-h…
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on June 14, 2010 at 6:12 PM
venomlash 19
SQUEE!
Posted by venomlash on June 14, 2010 at 6:41 PM
Sargon Bighorn 20
JANUS LIVES!
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on June 14, 2010 at 8:11 PM
21
#12 FTW
Posted by Pmasp on June 14, 2010 at 10:43 PM
22
One thing that's interesting about animals is that they aren't concerned about handicaps or being different. They just do their thing and do their best. Being squicked out by disabilities or disfigurements is a human failing.
Posted by Annee on June 15, 2010 at 9:21 AM
23
@5 "A chimera shy of complete absorption"

did it say that in the video? i didn't watch it with sound. but this kind of thing can also result from a single embryo with a genetic or gene-regulatory problem.
Posted by drivel on June 15, 2010 at 9:40 AM
Telsa 24
@23: I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I figure the chances of it being a severe conjoining of two embryos to the point of a near-total tissue absorption, à la chimera, were fairly likely.

Uh, IAMAB. :P
Posted by Telsa on June 15, 2010 at 11:12 AM
25
i have no idea what IAMAB means. but

1) "chimera" is not what you call conjoined fetuses, it's what you call emryos resulting from stem cell integration ie, you inject stem cells into an existing blastocyst and the result is a chimera and

2) two faces (google "facial duplication") but not two heads is a bajillion times more likely to be a sonic hedgehog (SHH) problem than a conjoined or absorbed twin.
Posted by drivel on June 16, 2010 at 9:33 AM
26
@25- Chimera isn't what you call obviously conjoined fetuses, but according that "I Am My Own Twin" documentary, it IS what you call an animal that results from two fetuses conjoining so fully that it looks like and functions as one animal. I might not be describing it right, but that was my thought as well. Like there is a continuum between chimera and conjoined twins and non-conjoined twins, and this thing falls under conjoined twins but very close to chimera. That was my guess just by looking at it, but now I'm going to google other causes.
Posted by vitaminwater on June 16, 2010 at 2:23 PM
27
It still manages to be adorable
Posted by Libby on June 17, 2010 at 7:10 PM

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