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Sports / Drunk Would You Like One of These Men to Make You a Drink?
Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Mon, Jun 7, 2010 at 1:30 PM
These Sounders are guest-bartending at Post tonight. Details (it's a benefit! For the children!) are over here. Why not try for a hat trick?
- Taylor Graham, Nate Jaqua, and Roger Levesque: Ready to serve you.
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Yebo. It is "yes" in Zulu. 3 days:17hours:20min:3seconds
untill the world cup....yes make me a drink
Yebo. Yebo.
untill the world cup....yes make me a drink
Yebo. Yebo.
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Those guys definitely meet and/or exceed the minimum handsomeness requirements to be professional soccer players.
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Preferably naked and aroused while doing so. Then I'd say, in the words of Sarah Palin, "Ya betcha."
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um, ick. rape allegations may just be allegations and all, but i don't want those homies making my drinks.
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@8: that's pretty lame, Erin. There's 30 guys on the roster. One of them had a single rape allegation over a year ago, made by a jilted ex-lover during a confusing breakup, which was investigated and was dismissed by police. Unless you have some additional info I've never heard, I'd say your comment is beyond a low-blow; saying that these dudes would date rape you because of a non-incident by someone they work with?
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@9, to be fair, one of the three pictured, Nate Jaqua, also had a bogus rape allegation against him (as did Montero).
But yeah, not guilty and all, so the outrage is a tad confusing.
I'd rather have the new guy, Montaņo, throwing down shots of Aguardiente (national drink of Colombia), but he's only 18.
But yeah, not guilty and all, so the outrage is a tad confusing.
I'd rather have the new guy, Montaņo, throwing down shots of Aguardiente (national drink of Colombia), but he's only 18.
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@10, I love it how in Seattle if a soccer player is accused of rape it's probably not true, but if one of the Seahawk's or Mariner's face the same accusations then it's probably true,
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