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Homo Fight the Gay Lifestyle...
Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Jun 7, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Put a stop to the hedonism, the partying, the sex...
...by making us get married.
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Boy, there's nothing to not love there. Except (there's always something) Mike White overbrightened his teeth.
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And @1 you'd be amaaaaazed who bloats up. Some of the most beautiful men I've ever known - who've ever existed - got tired of the weirdness of their beauty, purposely took it apart, and are now delightedly walking around among the rest of us.
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@ 2 - Perhaps I'm not exactly qualified to comment on this, but...seriously? Justin Long? He looks like he's 12.
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Can anyone else make out the last few lines the main characters say (after they see the two hotties in the pickup truck)? Been replaying this forever and don't quite hear it...
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@16 I think it's something about a show... the last line: "We Tivoed it"
Loved the clipart porn on the computer: is that what gays watch when they're allowed to get married?!
Loved the clipart porn on the computer: is that what gays watch when they're allowed to get married?!
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@16 "We tivoed Idol right?" "We tivoed it, yeah."
For the record, I love me some Justin Long. He does NOT look like he's 12; he's just an adorably hot man. Yum. I bet he ages like the Cloonster.
For the record, I love me some Justin Long. He does NOT look like he's 12; he's just an adorably hot man. Yum. I bet he ages like the Cloonster.
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@7 I live in the PNW too (Portland). I'm well aware of gorgeous men who spend their days ruining it ALL with dreads, scraggly beards and ironic eyewear.
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