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News & ArtsTuesday, June 1, 2010
Health / Media / Film Touche, Lindy!
Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Jun 1, 2010 at 12:07 PM
What's up with that, indeed. Thank you for daring to ask the big questions, Jenice Armstrong.
Speaking of Lindy: Due to her regrettably discontinued Google alert for "feces," it falls to me to inform you of the New Jersey teenager who made headlines by defecating in a classmate's soda.
Prime info bit:
A judge ordered the boy to serve probation, serve 200 hours of community service, write a letter to the victim to apologize-and to write a 1,000-word report on why it's unhealthy to ingest fecal matter.
That's going to be a good report.
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Lindy got quoted - block quoted - at dlisted the other day. Michael knows who can cut a bitch. I am so proud of Lindy!
http://www.dlisted.com/node/37472
http://www.dlisted.com/node/37472
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