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News & ArtsWednesday, May 26, 2010
Film Dear A-Team: Stop Screaming at Me
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, May 26, 2010 at 1:42 PM
Face: Colonel! I'm switching to all caps!
Hannibal: Umm... okay. Go ahead!
Face: THOSE GODDAMN BASTARDS IN THOSE PLANES ARE SHOOTING AT OUR FUCKING TANK FALLING OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY!!!
Hannibal: Ah... (pause) So. What do you propose we do?
Face: Crack a window and SHOOT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING PLANES WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING TANK GUN AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hannibal: You know, you don't have to scream. You're inside a tank. We can hear you fine.
Face: AHHHHHH!!! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKS! BADABADABOW! YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!! Oh, shit. I think I got something in my eye.
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Why does Hollywood put out so much super high budget shit out?!? And I'm not talking just the summer blockbusters either...ALL off it year round is just Crapfest followed by Shitapoluza?!?!
And yeah, I know indies are much better (and I enjoy them too) but at times when I go to a movie I want to be entertained, while at the same time not feel like I'm being fed brainless shit that pours out of a crack whore ragged pussy on 85th and Aurora.
And yeah, I know indies are much better (and I enjoy them too) but at times when I go to a movie I want to be entertained, while at the same time not feel like I'm being fed brainless shit that pours out of a crack whore ragged pussy on 85th and Aurora.
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Ridiculous action scene in a film based on a TV Show that was nothing but ridiculous action? Surely you jest!
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That is in the movie? Dear God that was terrible. I'm trying to think of another ridiculous action/cgi scene but I can't.
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