This is you.
  • This is you.

You've seen the trailer...now play the game! It's not really a tie-in, and might get shut down if the movie's producers are idiots, but for now, we can enjoy shooting at people joined mouth-to-anus, old-school arcade-style. Human Centipede: The Game skins the classic game with unhappy people from what seems to be an unhappy movie, and it works alarmingly well. It's best played in full-screen so your cursor doesn't wander off the edge and leave you at the mercy of angry human centipedes and cops. NSFW if you have to explain what you're doing, otherwise not so much, really.

The Stranger Testing Department is Rob Lightner and Paul Hughes.