Remember when Ben Linus was EEEeeeevil? When he said, "Are you staying for dinner? I'm making ham..." and we thought "Fuck he even makes THAT sound creepy!!"?

And then there was the long, slow slide into milqutoast Ben. Which was not as awesome as EVIL Ben.

And then finally last week Ben's all, "They're hiding in my closet." And now it's like "DAMN! Evil Ben is BACK!"

In tribute to the return of Evil Ben, here's Michael Emerson demonstrating how to make everyday phrases sound sinister. Please enjoy, fellow LOSTies.