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Friday, May 14, 2010

Conservatives Mad at Tax Cuts, for Once

Posted by on Fri, May 14, 2010 at 4:18 PM

According to Big Hollywood, conservatives are up in arms that Machete, (in their minds a leftist piece of propaganda that "glorifies race war") was made using tax incentives and public funding:

Worst of all, Robert Rodriguez’ incendiary race film ‘Machete‘ was made, in part, with help from tax incentives and location access provided by the Texas Film Commission, a division of Governor Rick Perry’s Office. A spokesperson from the organization confirmed that Rodriguez has indeed applied for funding.
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In addition to state funds, Robert Rodriguez has long had use of the state & city funded studios based at the former Austin airport. His Troublemaker Studios utilizes the Austin Studios facilities, which is managed by the Austin Film Society. Are racial-revenge fantasies the intended use of such publicly and community supported institutions?

As I have said before, I could watch Danny Trejo in anything, but I wasn't especially looking forward to this film until right now:

I have two points: 1) Robert Rodriguez didn't start the "race war." and 2) If you want to start bitching about tax breaks being used for wrong-headed political gains, I've got a better place to start.

 

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Max Solomon 1
they had me at "lindsay lohan".
Posted by Max Solomon on May 14, 2010 at 4:27 PM
gloomy gus 2
That they'd sniff at the economic boon he's been to the area - far outstripping any support the government's given - is hilarious.
Posted by gloomy gus on May 14, 2010 at 4:27 PM
3
I'm offended at the idea of Robert Rodriguez getting paid by anybody, but then, I got dragged by my kids to see one or two of his awful awful Spy Kids things.

...

On second thought, I would support Rodriguez getting the death penalty in Texas.
Posted by Peter F on May 14, 2010 at 4:31 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 4

#1 Lindsay Lohan is yesterday's Taylor Mumsen.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://yrihf.com on May 14, 2010 at 4:44 PM
schmacky 5
Personally, I can't fucking wait for this.
Posted by schmacky on May 14, 2010 at 4:45 PM
6
Hilarious! The casting, the dialog, the trailer.
Posted by westello on May 14, 2010 at 4:46 PM
Irena 7
I was half expecting to hear "Here comes DR. TRAN!"

a la this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0kRE5OT…
Posted by Irena on May 14, 2010 at 4:57 PM
8
This looks fucking awesome.

But I gotta say: No, really, you did cross the border.

Posted by JesseJB on May 14, 2010 at 5:14 PM
Joe Szilagyi 9
And if it was Whites killing Arabs, they'd be all for it. But Hispanics killing Whites? EVIL.
Posted by Joe Szilagyi http://www.joeszilagyi.com on May 14, 2010 at 5:51 PM
10
Well, that looks like a ridiculous piece of crap. I'm pretty liberal, but no one has ever explained to me exactly why controlling our border is such a horrible thing. (And no, I don't support the recent Arizona law.)

I'm gonna go ahead and root for the Border Patrol, OK?
Posted by catsnbanjos on May 14, 2010 at 5:54 PM
Joe Szilagyi 11
@10 I don't think a single reasonable person ISN'T for border control. Every nation has the right to decide who gets in under their own internal criteria. The problem is that our border is so big, open, and porous, and no one on the Federal level has ever been willing to do shit. Add in that all that ever happens is demonization of the immigrants, and you get what we have now: shit for a national border, and everyone pissing on the people that come over.

But you know who are the REAL culprits here, in say Arizona? Every single person that hires undocumented immigrants who shouldn't be working.

You heavily criminalize that and prosecute--with handcuffs and jail time--every employer doing that from the Wal-Mart manager to the guy that needs roofing done on his house, and eventually no one will hire these workers, and they'll have no reason to come to Arizona. But that would epically fuck up a lot of things for White People, so it won't happen. It's more fun and profitable politically to just go after Brown People.
Posted by Joe Szilagyi http://www.joeszilagyi.com on May 14, 2010 at 6:04 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 12
If this racist fuck (and yes, that's exactly what he is) wants to start a race war, that's OK with me. I just hope he's one of the first casualties.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on May 14, 2010 at 6:15 PM
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@11

Thanks for that post.

Sad that I had to read into a Slog comment log just to find the basis of a major position on immigration. No one has bothered to ever explain it before.
Posted by JesseJB on May 14, 2010 at 6:19 PM
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@11 Very well said. The only part you left out is that changes in the porous border also fuck up Mexico's economy, especially in the poorest sectors of la republica. Remittances account for about 3% of Mexico's GDP and exceed foreign investment by 30%. Remittances began to decline in 2007, and continue to go down every quarter since. Our two economies are tightly bound, and almost everyone loses when the delicate inequity/equilibrium gets disrupted.
Posted by LuisitaPhD on May 14, 2010 at 6:33 PM
Will in Seattle 15
Damn, but Michelle still looks fine.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on May 14, 2010 at 6:36 PM
Will in Seattle 16
@8 - the border used to be North of there. So, technically, "we" crossed the border.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on May 14, 2010 at 6:37 PM
Banna 17
Probably the only movie I'll pay to see this year.
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on May 14, 2010 at 6:39 PM
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#11: Brown people are here, and cracking down on giving them JOBS isn't going to make them magically disappear. It will just make them more desperate.

Not every reasonable person is for the type of border control you imply. Border patrol is for catching imports and felons, not for catching brown people.
Posted by reasonable person on May 14, 2010 at 7:27 PM
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But you know who are the REAL culprits here, in say Arizona? Every single person that hires undocumented immigrants who shouldn't be working.


No, those are the other culprits. And I think they should should be arrested, prosecuted, fined, and jailed. And, as I've said here before, I think there should be amnesty for the people who are already here. Amnesty for them, stronger border protection in the future. That's the solution I'd like to see.

But they need amnesty because they broke our laws. Whatever else is going on here, every single illegal immigrant who wasn't a child brought over here by their parents or someone who was trafficked into the country has broken the laws of the United States. And then, once here, many of them break more laws -- labor laws, tax laws, contract law. So they're criminals. They're culprits. They live by breaking laws that are in place to keep American workers safe, protect their bargaining power, and provide for the public good. The fact that they might have an economic incentive for doing so doesn't make what they're doing legal or, particularly, moral. Mexico is not fucking Iran. It's a lot worse than West Texas, but it's the garden spot of the universe compared to Afghanistan or Somalia.

I'll probably see this movie, and I'll probably enjoy it. But seriously that shit about how "We didn't cross the border -- the border crossed us," doesn't excuse a fucking thing.
Posted by Judah http://www.suoxi.net on May 14, 2010 at 7:28 PM
Lee 20
@19: I agree with everything you said, but still think that Latino illegal immigrants are a red herring for legitimate concerns about border control.

Look: the same folks who think it's a great idea to demand everyone's papers are the ones who oppose any regulatory mandates when it starts to interfere with entrepreneurial freedom. The illegal problem started under the deregulation regime of Reagan, and won't begin to be solved until the American people start understanding that following rules does not equate to communism.
Posted by Lee on May 14, 2010 at 8:29 PM
Catherwood 21
Oh. My. Fucking. God.

I'm definitely seeing this - I actually know Rodriguez (we were grad students at UT back in 19mumble), and this looks like exactly the kind of fscked-up weird funny shit I expect from him.

And the cast! Come on! Cheech? Seagal? Don Fucking Johnson? Jessica Alba - what? Lindsay Lohan - what what WHAT? I don't care if it's a total clusterfuck, I KNOW I'm going to enjoy it.
Posted by Catherwood on May 14, 2010 at 11:16 PM
fishlure 22
Wow people! You are really taking this shiz too seriously! I mean it's a freakn' movie! Do you remember when the Catholic church tried to ban "The Golden Compass"? Look at all the good they are doing in the world. Oh yeah, and Harry Potter is corrupting the minds of children. This shit is FUNNY! I mean if you have seen Robert Rodriguez's other film "Planet Terror", wouldn't you be more upset at the scene where Quentin Tarantino's character is about to rape a woman and his genitalia grows abnormally large? I suppose you didn't laugh in "Pulp Fiction" when Samuel L. Jackson's character accidentally blows that guys head off. It's Funny!!! And, it's only a movie! Lighten up for fuck's sake!
Posted by fishlure on May 15, 2010 at 12:30 AM
w7ngman 23
Is this a Troma film?
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on May 15, 2010 at 1:28 AM
the heathen 24
I’m so jacked to see this. It was my second favorite of the Grind House trailers. Now if we could just get Rob Zombie to make She Werewolves of the SS.
Posted by the heathen on May 15, 2010 at 7:10 AM
25
Here's a good irony for us to chew on: The same dicks who are howling about too much gubm'nt control - having to register with the gubm'nt to drive, having the gubm'nt regulating this or that - are the same tools who want everyone to be registered as a citizen, have the gubm'nt's OK to work and force people to carry official paperwork at all times.
How can conservatives reconcile these two ideas?
Posted by jnonymous on May 15, 2010 at 8:24 AM
JF 26
@16 yes and at one point earth had one giant continent, what the fuck is your point?
Posted by JF on May 15, 2010 at 10:01 AM
OuterCow 27
@3: I've watched 'Spy Kids 3-D: Gave Over' well over 20 times and it just keeps getting better. If you can't appreciate Elijah Wood's cameo as "The One", then with all due respect (which is very very little in this case) your sense of humor is broken, sir.
Posted by OuterCow on May 15, 2010 at 1:50 PM
Maintane 28
ahh Big Hollywood always great for a laugh.

The thing that I find interesting in this case is that for this particular article they are quoting infowars.com

Infowars is terminal nutbag Alex Jones's site for the truth about the NEW WORLD ORDER anh how were all going to be enslaved by the bilderberg group and forced to offer our children up for sacrifice to the dark god Moloch (not kidding). i'm not saying that Machete didn't get govenment funding but you'd think that a site that was already straining for credibility would find a more credible source.

anyone who wants a real chuckle, go to infowars and check out Alex Jones's video review of the machete script. apparently Robert Rodriquez is a CIA operative! who knew?
Posted by Maintane on May 15, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Hernandez 29
@12 - Oh, lighten the fuck up, dude.
Posted by Hernandez http://hernandezlist.blogspot.com on May 16, 2010 at 12:52 AM
30
This film is a tongue in cheek social commentary. I mean it's a JOKE! The Mexican stereotypes themselves are absurd. I mean, I can see this movie doing very well, or just god awful and unwatchable. They really were just shooting for a camply culty movie, and the trailer was a good start.
Posted by former tri-state on May 16, 2010 at 5:37 AM
31
30, yeah, and when someone promotes a film showing sneering, sexy women and crew-cutted alpha white Southern males lynching blacks, that too will simply be a campy culty movie, right?

And when some Baptist fundamentalist makes a tongue in cheek movie about gays getting baseball-batted by vengeful soldiers of the lord, again, s'all good, right? Just an ironic nod at the movie-goers, not some sort of indendiary drivel. (But then, any Baptist doing anything "tongue in cheek" involving gays is likely a literal act, not a figurative expression...but I am showing my slip now.)

Oh, and those slasher films that show women slowly cut up by rage-filled men, that is not a creepy expression of hatred against women?

Fake snuff porn is better than real snuff porn, I suppose...
Posted by Keep your pathetic revenge fantasies to yourself on May 16, 2010 at 8:46 AM
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@31, don't you watch south park? I think they poked fun about absolutely everything you mentioned in your rant. Taking morals and ideals and adhering to them to the point of absurdity and they all fall apart. It's entertaining, and it makes us better people.

Maybe it's to make fun of the people who really THINK THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS. Kind of like Bruno.
Posted by former tri-state on May 16, 2010 at 11:53 AM
doesurmindglow 33
I'm with 32. Lighten up, people.
Posted by doesurmindglow on May 17, 2010 at 10:01 AM
34

Who ISN'T in this movie?

Beautiful!
Posted by balmonter on May 17, 2010 at 10:04 AM
dlwalter 35
@22 John Travolta's character blew the guy's head off. Samuel L. was driving.
Posted by dlwalter on May 22, 2010 at 7:10 PM
36
I am struggling to accept that this is a real trailer for a real movie. I thought it was a spoof.
Sounds cheesy. And what a mish-mash of cast! DeNiro and Lohan?? WTF.
Posted by Stargazer on May 27, 2010 at 11:15 PM

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