Anthony is out today. He claims to be moving or something, but I know the real reason he's not showing his face around here: Today brought the news that his loser IFL team, the Maryland Maniacs, is now 0-8. The Kent Predators, however, are not faring much better. Their record has fallen to a less-than-impressive 3-6. It should be noted that the state of Texas has two whole divisions in the IFL—the Lonestar East and Lonestar West—all to itself. Some states aren't even fortunate enough to have even one team—Texas has seven. In other news, quarterback Ben Sankey of the Omaha Beef is player of the week. The Beef are at an even 4-4 standing.