Look! Look! Look! The Stranger editorial staff had sex with a shrimp and this very small Messiah came out!

And the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

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  • Kelly O

"Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace" is a little unwieldy. What should we really name Slog's firstborn?

Kevin?
Jessica?
Chad?
Sydney Bristow?
Gandalf?

Leave your suggestions in the comments. A winner will be chosen by infallible papal decree.