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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Meet George Reker's Luggage Lifter

Posted by on Tue, May 4, 2010 at 5:49 PM

He's cute!


Well, he is in the picture on the left. I mean, if you like that sort of long-haired, skinny-assed twink thing. And if you like armpits. Ahem. More details at JoeMyGod, who asks...

Dr. Rekers, how much DOES it cost for ten days with a barely legal, hairless, blond, hung, uncut, bisexual Puerto Rican twink who is happy to spank you and shove it up your gelatinous vile bigoted ass?

A couple of followup questions for Dr. Reker: Surely tipping skycaps and bellhops, to say nothing of relying on the kindness of airline stewards, would have been cheaper than taking your very own gay escort to Europe for 10 days to lift your luggage. Did that not occur to you? And as gay men are overrepresented in the hospitality industry and at the airlines—lots of gay bellhops and airline stewards out there (hey, Justin!)—you wouldn't have had to go ten whole days without lecturing a gay man about "the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse" if you didn't bring along your very own gay escort. Did that not occur to you?


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Baconcat 1
Gonna bet he isn't 20.
Posted by Baconcat on May 4, 2010 at 5:54 PM · Report this
Anne in MA 2
I say again - still think he looks distressingly like Taylor Hanson.
Posted by Anne in MA on May 4, 2010 at 6:04 PM · Report this
Fnarf 3
@1, he's sixteen if George wants him to be.
Posted by Fnarf on May 4, 2010 at 6:07 PM · Report this
OMG, he does look like Taylor Hanson doesn't he?

This whole scenario reminds me of when John Paulk got busted in the gay bar in Washington DC. At first he denied even being there, then he said he went in to use the bathroom not even knowing it was a gay bar and then he finally came clean.

Just delicious!
Posted by brokn2pieces on May 4, 2010 at 6:08 PM · Report this
He's a teen-age (probably) rent boy. Um, maybe we should leave him alone.
Posted by beccoid on May 4, 2010 at 6:16 PM · Report this
johnyawl 6
I was so relieved to hear he's bisexual. I mean, come on! a gay boy with THAT haircut??!!
Posted by johnyawl on May 4, 2010 at 6:22 PM · Report this
Nothing about his profile makes me think he'd be a good or reliable travel assistant? My question for Reker is, "Why him?" He picked him knowing he need a travel assistant. I think he should have to ID one thing on his profile that reasonably points to his suitableness for that position? Obviously he's not the only hooker in Miami who speaks Spanish!
Posted by LukeJoe on May 4, 2010 at 6:36 PM · Report this
Irena 8
I can't get over the fact that this anti-gay-adoption slimeball who screws boys who look 16 went and adopted a 16 y/o boy. Maybe he opposes gay adoption because his closeted ass lusts after easy-access kids, so he assumes the same of everyone else.

No proof, I know, but disturbing as hell.
Posted by Irena on May 4, 2010 at 6:39 PM · Report this
Fnarf 9
@8, that's exactly it. He assumes everybody wants the same kids he so desperately does. He's not trying to protect kids, he's trying to protect himself. PLEASE GOD STOP ME BEFORE I MOLEST AGAIN.

Posted by Fnarf on May 4, 2010 at 6:44 PM · Report this
Mahtli69 10
He rented Shaun Cassidy?
Posted by Mahtli69 on May 4, 2010 at 6:45 PM · Report this
reverend dr dj riz 11
umm.. where my purse ?
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on May 4, 2010 at 6:49 PM · Report this
I always check penis size and foreskin status when interviewing luggage assistants. Doesn't everyone?
Posted by Basil Rathbone on May 4, 2010 at 7:01 PM · Report this
Original Andrew 13
Rekers was afraid that if he didn’t pay Lucien $6,000 and take him on a ten day European vacation, he’d become another statistic.
Posted by Original Andrew on May 4, 2010 at 7:21 PM · Report this
Original Andrew 14
Getting face-fucked by an 8-inch kahk is the latest in cutting-edge Christian ex-gay "therapy."
Posted by Original Andrew on May 4, 2010 at 7:22 PM · Report this
Max Solomon 15
this straight says that guy is cute
Posted by Max Solomon on May 4, 2010 at 7:31 PM · Report this
kim in portland 16
I like twinkesque men. Indeed, I do. Lovely.
Posted by kim in portland on May 4, 2010 at 7:37 PM · Report this
tupa 17
His "talents" clearly state "Travel Companion, Travel Guide and Interpreter"

Posted by tupa on May 4, 2010 at 7:55 PM · Report this
beckysharp 18
@ 7 "Nothing about his profile makes me think he'd be a good or reliable travel assistant?"

I bet he gets folks like Rekers to their destination.
Posted by beckysharp on May 4, 2010 at 8:04 PM · Report this
john t 19
Ted Haggard had better taste in hookers.
Posted by john t on May 4, 2010 at 8:06 PM · Report this
Max Solomon 20
the more i think about this one, the more i think it may be the most delicious of them all. it's a perfect cliche. 100%.
Posted by Max Solomon on May 4, 2010 at 8:08 PM · Report this
Original Andrew 21
Glad I'm not the only one with "’smooth, sweet, tight ass" on his résumé. That would just be weird.
Posted by Original Andrew on May 4, 2010 at 8:17 PM · Report this
Original Andrew 22
Time to kneel and pray and suck the gay away!
Posted by Original Andrew on May 4, 2010 at 8:20 PM · Report this
beckysharp 23
I agree with 8 & 9. The skeesiest part of the story is that the luggage-lifter/ baggage-handler really could be 16.
Posted by beckysharp on May 4, 2010 at 8:42 PM · Report this
21--Best comment ever!
Posted by Christopher B on May 4, 2010 at 8:46 PM · Report this
Add me to the people who are more than a little icked out by the fact that this guy looks like he could pass for 15 or 16.
Posted by moi on May 4, 2010 at 8:51 PM · Report this
He would be a handsome young man once he grows up and gets rid of that haircut (honestly! what is WITH hairdressers these days?)

And being a sex worker should be something adults decide after a thorough decision-making process (as is the case with every profession). Where are the child services?
Posted by somewhereingreece on May 4, 2010 at 9:03 PM · Report this
Canuck 27
Just out of curiosity, do ANY homo-hating evangelical men ever sleep with women?
Posted by Canuck on May 4, 2010 at 10:33 PM · Report this
Anne in MA 28
Oh god. Dan, have you seen this?

Courtesy of Joe My God: Apparently, FRC is purging any reference to Rekers on their website.

1984 much?
Posted by Anne in MA on May 4, 2010 at 10:49 PM · Report this
Penn Bullock pleaded with JoeMyGod to not reveal the identity of Lucien because of the potentially devastating results for the young man and his family who were not aware he was bisexual. That plea failed.

Then sometime between 10:45 pm and 11:00 pm PDT, all the pictures of Geo and other identifying details were scrubbed from his site.

Quite honestly, I'm worried about this kid. At best he's in his early 20s, more likely younger. People his age rarely make an informed decision to become sex workers. He ended up with a bad client and now his life is pretty well fucked.

As delicious as it is that Rekers is being brought down (at least for the moment), he is an adult, a public figure and a hypocrite. Lucien/Geo was public only to the extent that his services and professional information were available behind a password protected web site. But really, who but a potential John was likely to see this? Very unlikely that his family would stumble across it. I really hope the glbt community steps up to help this kid and keeps him from becoming another one of Rekers' victims.
Posted by Smartypants on May 4, 2010 at 11:11 PM · Report this
scary tyler moore 30
if he is over 18, AND bisexual, have him call me.
Posted by scary tyler moore on May 4, 2010 at 11:17 PM · Report this
Lord Basil 31
I smell another shoe about to drop. These homosexual attempts to smear Christian patriots are usually complex.
Posted by Lord Basil on May 4, 2010 at 11:17 PM · Report this
OutInBumF 32
Just the thought of that pretty young thang doin' the nasty with ol' George makes my stomach heave. I can agree with the 'phobes on this one: "That kind of sex is an abomination!".
Posted by OutInBumF on May 4, 2010 at 11:36 PM · Report this
very bad homo 33
Sorry, not sexy. And I'm pretty sure my suitcase weighs more than he does.
Posted by very bad homo on May 4, 2010 at 11:59 PM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 34
Rowr. He can lift my luggage any time. Yum.

Oh, and no, he does not look 16. Young 20s, sure. 18, maybe. But not 16, no way.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on May 5, 2010 at 12:13 AM · Report this
I feel bad for this kid. Hope the widespread publication of his info and pics doesn't have too many bad ramifications for him. He can't help having lifted some bigot's luggage.
Posted by planned barrenhood on May 5, 2010 at 12:37 AM · Report this
Vince 36
Who knew rabid Christians like it up the ass?
Posted by Vince on May 5, 2010 at 3:06 AM · Report this
Anyone else occasionally wonder what Tony Perkins is into? Wetsuits? Diaper-clad bears? I mean, obviously he's not going to be into women, but other than that the sky is the limit, I suppose.

I feel sort of bad for this kid. Sounds like he was trying to be professional by covering for his client, though now that he's learned just who is client is, I hope he becomes more vocal. Still, I'm with the others who think this kid needs to recieve a lot of support, especially if he wasn't out to his family even. He didn't ask to be in the eye of this particular storm, so while we delight in the fall of yet another hypocrite, lets lay groundwork for others. Lets show service workers that if they out their anti-gay hypocrite clients, they will be taken care of and supported.
Posted by Lynx on May 5, 2010 at 3:32 AM · Report this
GaryA 38
really, if he simply wanted someone to carry his bags and life heavy things, he should have hired a lesbian
Posted by GaryA on May 5, 2010 at 6:34 AM · Report this
of course, this constant garbage has become a complete and utter cliche--but i am really sensing a tipping point here with these grotesque hypocritical fucks (the pope/catholic church included). TIPPING POINT! Tip! Tip! Tip! TIP! we are very close to a point when no one at all anywhere is going to forgive or tolerate their lying deluded bullshit anymore. TIIIIIIIP!
Posted by Adrian Ryan on May 5, 2010 at 6:39 AM · Report this

Yes; Jimmy Swaggart was busted--twice--for consorting with cheap female hookers in a sleazy area of New Orleans.
Posted by Clayton on May 5, 2010 at 6:59 AM · Report this
bigg 41
Rekers got the money to pay for this kid (he's 20, BTW) from being paid for his testimony to help stop gay adoption in Florida. I know there's no fraud case here.... But there SHOULD be.
Posted by bigg on May 5, 2010 at 7:51 AM · Report this
#29 posted his picture and profile before Joe did. And is not a password protected site. Anyone can go there are search through sex-worker profiles without joining or signing up. His information was publicly available.
Posted by LukeJoe on May 5, 2010 at 7:57 AM · Report this
jasonzenobia 43
@38 It's hard to find a lesbian with an 8 inch cock...

...unless it's a strap-on.
Posted by jasonzenobia on May 5, 2010 at 8:03 AM · Report this
Nofo 44
Dan, did you just give a shoutout to my husband in an article about a twinky gay hooker? Why does that excite me?
Posted by Nofo on May 5, 2010 at 9:20 AM · Report this
You Look Like I Need A Drink! 45
@ 32 "Just the thought of that pretty young thang doin' the nasty with ol' George makes my stomach heave"

Bleah, almost enough to cure me of the ghey!

Bet he used hiking boots to mount that...
Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on May 5, 2010 at 9:49 AM · Report this
thatsnotright 46
The kid will probably get a porn movie deal out of this and make a bit of extra dough. The media coverage is sure to bring him numerous new clients. Notoriety is a big plus for sex workers.
Posted by thatsnotright on May 5, 2010 at 10:43 AM · Report this
@46, what do you base that assumption on? My understanding of the matter is that sex workers ordinarily want anything BUT notoriety because most clients don't want their activities known. I would suppose that in the case of gay clients this would be doubly so since it would be a population enriched with closet-cases. I can't see how being famous is helpful.

Can you link me to any sources that deal with that issue?
Posted by Lynx on May 5, 2010 at 10:58 AM · Report this
McGee 48
@31 What you are actually smelling is you own ass because that is where your head is located.
Posted by McGee on May 5, 2010 at 11:21 AM · Report this
Geni 49
Gawd, I would feel like a total pedophile if I rented that boy, and I'm a lot less gross than Rekers is. Poor kid, what a horrid way to make a living, having to bump monkeys with that disgusting old hypocrite.
Posted by Geni on May 5, 2010 at 11:22 AM · Report this
Dingo 50
There's no way he's 18. He's 23 if he's a day.
Posted by Dingo on May 5, 2010 at 11:27 AM · Report this
@50, you might be right, but if Twinky is under 18, and Rekers took him across state or national borders for the purpose of sex, this is a fucking violation of federal law. I demand an investigation!
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on May 5, 2010 at 11:35 AM · Report this
thatsnotright 52
@47 Look at how many people in the comments above found him desirable. If just the people who read SLOG feel that way, imagine how many people in the entire U.S. do.

Considering that all of the sex-workers who had sex with Tiger Woods and what's-his-name, Sandra Bullock's husband are being offered tv shows and paid media interviews, I'd say notoriety is working for them. Mike Jones of Ted Haggard fame got a book deal. H works now as a personal trainer according to Wiki. If people are willing to hire him they presumably know his history.

There are lots of male sex workers who have their own web sites, they don't get lots of hits because they are unknown.

Beau Breedlove was not a sex worker but his fling with Sam Adams got him on the cover of "Unzipped" and a book deal.

As I said, notoriety can be lucrative.

Posted by thatsnotright on May 5, 2010 at 11:35 AM · Report this
Jaydog5280 53
My dear Geo,

To quote from Harold and Maude, "I would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of intercourse - the act of your firm, young body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."


As to the ramifications for Geo, he'll end up on talk shows and probably write a book about the whole experience. Don't feel too sorry for him yet.
Posted by Jaydog5280 on May 5, 2010 at 11:56 AM · Report this
Thisn story really lifts my luggage!
Posted by robbie on May 5, 2010 at 3:13 PM · Report this
Chris in Vancouver WA 55
@ 33 - I'm with you, vbh. Eh.

But that might be because I know he's a hustler.
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on May 5, 2010 at 4:14 PM · Report this
eh - I would have fun watching him in porn, though I am not much of a fan of men who shave their armpits. :-) Hot body, nice face, kinda silly hair though....
Posted by ariane on May 6, 2010 at 7:58 AM · Report this
The Florida Attorney General that hired Rekers to testify against foster children being able to be adopted by gays was none other than Bill McCollum-who is still Florida's AG. McCollum paid Rekers $120,000 for his "expert" testimony.

Seems McCollum is currently running for Governor in Florida. The same McCollum that has joined the lawsuit against our government to block health care. What a guy. Evidently misusing taxpayer money to further his conservative agenda is the norm for that guy.

Take a look at the hilarious comments being left on McCollum's Facebook page. He's trying to hide them by getting them erased as fast as he can-but the number of people still posting to his site is amazing.…
Posted by orsand on May 7, 2010 at 3:35 PM · Report this
Just out of curiosity, do ANY homo-hating evangelical men ever sleep with women?

Of course they do. It always results in a bad experience for everyone involved, but these guys were raised from birth to inseminate women, even (especially?) if they derive no joy in so doing.

I always check penis size and foreskin status when interviewing luggage assistants. Doesn't everyone?

Naturally, And, what with skycaps always insisting on wearing uniforms and such as, proper checking of those vital traits can be a time-consuming exercise, especially when you have a plane to catch. Thank goodness exists for all of our fabulous luggage needs! Get their app, and order during your taxi ride to the airport.
Posted by tensor on May 7, 2010 at 10:13 PM · Report this
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