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Monday, May 31, 2010

Lest Memorial Day Pass By Unmentioned

Posted by on Mon, May 31, 2010 at 8:43 PM

... a brief bit of wonder at the modern American military:

The Critical Care Air Transport Team's mission is to operate an intensive care unit in an aircraft cabin during flight adding critical care capability to the U.S. Air Force Aeromedical Evacuation System. CCATT patients have received initial stabilization, but are still critically ill they require evacuation from a less capable, to a more capable hospital.

CCATT is a 3-member team consisting of: Critical care physician, Critical care nurse, and Respiratory therapist.

The 59th Medical Wing is tasked to provide 15 CCAT Teams.

Each team can care for three critically injured, monitored patients (or six less severely injured) for 72 hours.
CCATT gear is man portable and battery operated, consisting of: three backpacks (47 lbs each), nine equipment and medical supply bags, and one drug case. Medical equipment includes: Ventilator, Cardiac/physiologic monitor, IV infusion pump, and a laboratory-testing device.

The CCATT is designed to support combat casualties being evacuated from the combat zone.

In OPERATION ENDURING FREEDOM AND OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM, CCATT participated in normal operations at major air bases, and deployed far forward with AE teams, frequently operating with Special Forces and Army Forces.

CCAT Teams also support peacetime movement of critically ill beneficiaries of military health care system, as well as humanitarian assistance such as airplane crashes and natural disasters.

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The US military—particularly before Halliburton et al got ahold of things—always distinguished itself with amazing, top-line, logistical operations. This mobile, portable, flyable ICU is (in part) why so many fewer have suffered the ultimate price for our most recent wars.

Why Wall Street Fails

Posted by on Mon, May 31, 2010 at 3:41 PM

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Census Vs. Island Rules

Posted by on Mon, May 31, 2010 at 12:49 PM

According to Westhawaiitoday.com, Richard Haas, a 57-year-old census worker, was arrested March 10 for second-degree trespassing. Haas was trying to serve a census form to an alleged off-duty police officer. The county deputy prosecutor says he's looking to "have it kept in state court," but the U.S. Attorney's office filed papers last Thursday take the case out of that court, which would pit the federal government against local prosecutors.

Haas pleaded not guilty on April 8 to second-degree trespassing. He was arrested March 10 at 12:30 p.m. in in Hawaiian Acres, after a resident Haas says was an off-duty police officer allegedly refused to cooperate with the Census and called Puna police.

"When I opened his gate and walked in ... he stepped out of his garage and said, 'Please get off my property,'" Haas said Friday. Haas said he identified himself as a Census worker, and the man again requested for him to leave.

"I said, 'Can I please just give you the Census (form)?' And he didn't want it," Haas said. "He said he was going to call the cops, so I said, 'OK, fine.' We'd been trained to wait by the gate for the cops to get there and hand them the forms that we would have handed to the guy. The police then hand it to them and tell them, 'It's the law, do it.' Then everybody would walk away and it would be fine. That was what I expected.

"But when I was standing next to the gate talking to the guy, he pulls something out ...and out pops this little tin shield, and it falls and clatters on his driveway. And I realized he was telling me he was a cop."

"Then I went, 'Dude, if you're a cop, you know that you have to be in the Census. You have to be because you've sworn an oath to uphold and obey (the law).'"

Haas, who is a former New Jersey police officer, said while he and the man were talking across the gate, police "pulled up behind me, suddenly."

"I handed them the Census and expected them to hand them to this guy and say, 'That's it,'" Haas said. "They walked over and talked to him for a minute or two, then walked back to me ... and then stuffed it into my chest, and said, 'He doesn't have to enter your Census. He doesn't have to enter any Census. He doesn't have to fill out any of your forms or answer any of your questions. And if I were you, I'd get into my car and get the hell outta here, right now.'

h/t: Brendan!

Ten Random Thoughts From Chicago

Posted by on Mon, May 31, 2010 at 12:05 PM

1. A disabled trans man is the new International Mr. Leather. Something to file away for the next time someone in the trans community accuses all gay men everywhere—and not just, you know, me—of being rabid anti-trans bigots.

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2. They're selling Orca dildos here. Which seems wrong. If pictures of orca dildos are NSFYW, don't click on the image at right because the picture will become engorged and then you'll have massive orca dong all over your screen and then you'll get fired and then I'll feel bad. And they banned the sale of barebacking videos at IML's Leather Mart this year. Which seems right. But they're allowing people to sell—and show—bestiality videos. Which seems way wronger than orca dildos.

3. You ask the waiter if the dish can be made without eggplant, the waiter assures you that the dish can be prepared without eggplant, you ask if she's sure you can get it without eggplant because eggplant makes you wanna hurl, she promises that there will be no eggplant. You know where this is going, right?

4. The char polish at the Wiener Circle on Clark Street is worth a trip to Chicago all by itself.

5. I grew up here. No one cared about the Blackhawks, no one ever talked about the Blackhawks, no one ever went to Blackhawks games. Cubs, Socks, Bears, Bulls. But suddenly everybody cares about the Blackhawks.

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6. These stickers made me laugh. But I had just sucked down a passionfruit long island ice tea—seriously—at a bar. A straight bar. Straight people are sick.

7. The lakefront. The bike path. Spend the day in Chicago's endless lakefront park and you'll wanna get in a time machine and go slap Seattle's founders to death for preserving so little of our waterfront(s) for parks/recreation/posterity. And spend a day at one of Chicago's beaches and you'll never be able to take Madison Beach seriously ever again. And while you're in your time machine go slap whoever is responsible for those hideous condo towers at Madison Beach.

8. My hotel room has a view of the Hancock Building, which has been hit by lightning three times while I worked on this post. Every time I use the word "bestiality" in a post, I have to look it up. It's like a mental block. These are unrelated, but I wanted to keep the number of items in this post down to ten.

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9. There are a lot of big & hairy men in Chicago... but there apparently aren't enough big & hairy gay men to sustain a retail operation catering to the t-shirt/flag/windsock needs of the local bear community. Or maybe gay bears have outgrown the t-shirt/flag/windsock phase of bear pride and no longer feel the need to bedazzle their apartments with bear-pride merchandise.

10. Your dish comes with eggplant. You don't eat it—but you don't complain or send it back because another guest at your table works at the restaurant and the chef has been sending out samples and appetizers and small plates throughout your meal and you're stuffed (and grateful) and the food has been awesome. Except your entree. Which has eggplant all over it. But you don't send it back. But it still strikes you as odd that the waitress doesn't ask you why you didn't touch your entree, which deprives you of the opportunity to point out that THERE'S EGGPLANT ALL OVER IT. So you bottle up your rage and that's how people get ulcers and die. That and thinking about someone actually using an orca dildo.

Marwencol

Posted by on Mon, May 31, 2010 at 11:22 AM

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This fascinating documentary follows Mark Hogancamp and his intricate creation of a WWII-era town with dolls, homemade sets, and elaborate setups. He was beaten up and lost his long-term memory, and he uses his town as a sort of art therapy. The people in the town and its goings-on are based on himself and the people he knows, and the stories come from his experiences, desires, and feelings. He photographs the story lines as they progress with amazing dedication.

The town is part of the story, but what is really incredible is watching someone who has made a complete break from himself. He has little memory of his life before the beating; he looks back on his previous life in journals, pictures, and videos with the detachment of a stranger. The parts he doesn't like, he throws away (being an angry alcoholic), and he keeps what he wants (the artistic energy).


Marwencol plays again Mon May 31, Harvard Exit, 6:15 pm.

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Gored Matador

Posted by on Mon, May 31, 2010 at 11:15 AM

Did you see those freaky photos of the matador who was gored by the bull? Bullfighter Julio Aparicio slipped in the ring and the bull's horn went in through his throat and out his mouth! I feel bad for him, but he was trying to kill the bull after all.

See the nastiness here.

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Reading Today: Do-It-Yourself Reading

Posted by on Mon, May 31, 2010 at 10:20 AM

Today is the last day of ReadOn WriteOn Vashon, the free book festival taking place over on our hippiest island.

Otherwise, there are no readings going on today. Instead, you should watch this clip of Sarah Vowell talking about the Bible.

(Sigh.) She's so dreamy.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

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Dog in a Grocery

Posted by on Mon, May 31, 2010 at 10:18 AM

The owner of this domesticated animal is not blind or slow or special in any way:

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In fact, the human owner is very alert, happy, and eager to impose her hairy pet on others in the QFC. What the human animal shares with the dog animal is an asshole. However, if a human animal puts his/her asshole directly on the floor of a grocery store, he/she will be arrested.

Trick Question!

Posted by on Mon, May 31, 2010 at 9:54 AM

The NYT reports on the Catholic Church's efforts to keep out the gays and the kiddie rapists:

Every job interview has its awkward moments, but in recent years, the standard interview for men seeking a life in the Roman Catholic priesthood has made the awkward moment a requirement. “When was the last time you had sex?” all candidates for the seminary are asked. (The preferred answer: not for three years or more.) “What kind of sexual experiences have you had?” is another common question. “Do you like pornography?”

Depending on the replies, and the results of standardized psychological tests, the interview may proceed into deeper waters: “Do you like children?”

A pedophile of average intelligence—a pedophile of below-average intelligence—would know not to answer that question too affirmatively.

Sorry, Catholic Church, but until you stop self-selecting for sexually damaged and/or stunted and/or dysfunctional men—until the Catholic Church ceases to be a haven for men fleeing their problematic and/or criminal sexual interests—you're going to continue to attract freaks and weirdos, kiddie rapists and scumbags, closet cases and other moral bankrupts. Stacking job interviews with trick questions—"What's your favorite color? What time is Suite Life of Zac and Cody on? Ever fucked a kid?"—isn't going to keep 'em out. But you could crowd 'em out by ordaining women and allowing priests to marry.

The Morning News: The Top Kill Didn't Work, Germany's President Has Resigned, and Salt Companies Try to Re-Invent Their Product by Using Terms Like "Briny Kiss"

Posted by on Mon, May 31, 2010 at 8:32 AM

The Top Kill Didn't Work: And apparently the oil may leak until August. And apparently their new plan to stop it might MAKE IT WORSE.

And With Hurricane Season Upon Us: Shit could get fucked up.

Facebook Ban Lifted: "A Pakistani court has lifted a ban on the popular social networking site Facebook, two weeks after the site was blocked for soliciting images of the Prophet Muhammad."

Israel's Prime Minister Canceled a Meeting With President Obama Because...: "Israeli naval commandos stormed a flotilla of ships carrying aid and hundreds of pro-Palestinian activists to the blockaded Gaza Strip on Monday, killing nine passengers in a botched raid."

Effective Immediately: Germany's President has resigned after "being criticized for reportedly linking military deployments abroad with the country's economic interests."

In Other Presidential News: It looks like Juan Manuel Santos will be the next president of Colombia, winning the election by a 2-1 margin.

Happy Memorial Day: Here's a list of ways the nation will remember the men and women who gave their lives while serving our country.

Be Careful About What You Say On the Internet: More and more companies are attempting to sue disgruntled customers who post bad things about them on Twitter, Facebook, etc.

Remembering Ronnie James Dio: Over a thousand fans gathered at Forest Lawn Memorial Park's Hall of Liberty in Los Angeles to celebrate the life of the man who invented the devil horns. \m/

The Director of The Hobbit Quits: Sorry, nerds, but it's looking more and more as though The Hobbit will never actually be filmed, let alone released.

And Not a Single One of Them Supports Flash: Apple says they've sold two million iPads.

Hooray for Salt?: Salt companies are trying to reinvent their product's reputation, encouraging consumers to sprinkle it on cookies, fruit, coffee, and ice cream... "You might be surprised by what foods are enhanced by its briny kiss.” Uh huh.

Sasquatch Is Happening!: And there are reviews of everything's that happened at the festival so far here, here, here, here, and here.

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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Entering the Twilight of American Christianity

Posted by on Sun, May 30, 2010 at 12:16 PM

Lesley Hazelton has another excellent post on what will turn out to be the greatest environmental disaster in history:

Yes, I am aware that ‘evil’ is a religious term. How can a proud agnostic use such a word? I trust my guts. As I look at this, I am sickened. The feeling starts in my throat, travels down to the pit of my stomach, then makes its way up again into my throat, leaving me with such a deep disgust that I feel dirty, degraded.

I think this visceral reaction is simply a human response to evil.

I want to take this idea or thought a step further: The theological implications of this disaster are becoming more and more apparent. Now, let me take two steps back: Two weeks ago, I argued that the disaster would not only bring death to offshore drilling but shake the foundations of American oil culture. Now, let me take three steps forward: My present belief is that American oil culture is finished (it will not survive this mess) and what is next to be shaken and possibly destroyed is the foundation of something even larger: American Christianity.


From NYT:

Americans have long had an unswerving belief that technology will save us — it is the cavalry coming over the hill, just as we are about to lose the battle. And yet, as Americans watched scientists struggle to plug the undersea well over the past month, it became apparent that our great belief in technology was perhaps misplaced.

This "great belief in technology" is not secular but closely linked with a great belief in American awesomeness. And American awesomeness has always been sustained by the foundations of American Christianity, a form of religion that is humble not toward nature but toward a God who has power over everything and punishes His enemies and rewards His followers. With American Christianity, prosperity is a God-given right, and this frame of thinking has established and reinforced a relationship with nature that is essentially identical with the one that exists between a master and slave.


It is precisely this kind of thinking that in Europe began to crumble in the period that followed the scientific revolution. In Origin of Species (1859), for example, Darwin essentially dethrones humans and pleads, again and again, that this dethronement, this diminishing, decentering is not the end of the world—humans can happily (if not proudly) live as animals among other animals.

There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.


The end of the 19th century was not only the end of British awesomeness but also the emergence of a scientific sense of human littleness and limitations. It is a mistake to read the late-19th century books of H.G. Wells, Joseph Conrad, and many others without this understanding. What Darwin saw as a grand "view of life," many saw as either "The horror! The horror!" (be it in the direction of the deep past—Heart of Darkness) or "A horror of this great darkness" (be it in the direction of the deep future—The Time Machine). Near the end of The Time Machine:

A horror of this great darkness came on me. The cold, that smote to my marrow, and the pain I felt in breathing, overcame me. I shivered, and a deadly nausea seized me. Then like a red-hot bow in the sky appeared the edge of the sun. I got off the machine to recover myself. I felt giddy and incapable of facing the return journey. As I stood sick and confused I saw again the moving thing upon the shoal—there was no mistake now that it was a moving thing—against the red water of the sea. It was a round thing, the size of a football perhaps, or, it may be, bigger, and tentacles trailed down from it; it seemed black against the weltering blood-red water, and it was hopping fitfully about. Then I felt I was fainting. But a terrible dread of lying helpless in that remote and awful twilight sustained me while I clambered upon the saddle.


True, we find dethroned humans in so many American novels (Earth Abides, for example) and movies (The War of the Worlds), but, culturally speaking, this sense of dethronement is far from universal. The certainty of American awesomeness that led to the war in Iraq or to the current destruction of the Gulf of Mexico, has been rooted in one, politically powerful branch of American Christianity. And what has feed much of this overrepresented group's tireless (and often comical) resistance to the hard facts of, say, Darwinism, has been the belief that American greatness cannot be separated from divine providence, from supernatural agency. What they do best (or famously) is to refuse to register American military power and technological mastery as anything but direct gifts from (and reflecting the power of—and also obedience to) the creator of the universe.


What the spill has made clear is that American awesomeness (technology) has a sure limit. It can only go so far and do so much. Operation "top kill" could not overwhelm that thing that God (technology) is imagined to completely master—nature. But if American awesomeness has a limit, then the God who supports and reinforces it (technology) is also limited. And if God is limited, then He is not a He but only a he, a man, a mere human being (technology).


Not all American Christians have the kind of relationship with nature that has placed this country in such deep waters. And the more the oil spill poisons the gulf, we can expect to see, on the one hand, the steady belittling of the believers of American awesomeness, and, on the other hand, a corresponding increase in the number of Americans whose view of things is much more down to earth.

Reading Today: Cooking in the Northwest

Posted by on Sun, May 30, 2010 at 10:20 AM

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Vashon Island continues to host a free four-day book festival for your amusement and edification.

Besides that, there's just one book event today. Fremont Place Books hosts Debra Daniels-Zeller. Her book Northwest Vegetarian Cooking: 200 Recipes That Celebrate the Flavors of Oregon and Washington is all about cooking vegetables if you live in the northwestern corner of the United States.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

Number of the Day: 30,000

Posted by on Sun, May 30, 2010 at 10:08 AM

That's how many barrels of mud—about 1,260,000 gallons—BP pumped into the well before giving up.

The Morning News

Posted by on Sun, May 30, 2010 at 9:11 AM

Posted by news intern Lara Phillips.

Like a really tragic Coyote vs. Roadrunner cartoon: BP declares that "Top Kill" did not work, ready to try next solution, a containment cap.

But not THAT kind of "rentboy": UK expenses scandal hits new Coalition government, as closeted Cabinet minister resigns for claiming $57K in rent expenses paid to landlord who was also his romantic partner.

Will also claim Joe Camel advertising not meant to attract kids: BP internal documents show major concerns about the blowout preventer and well casing long before explosion, though they downplayed this in recent Congressional hearings.

Can't wait for the comical "God hates Satan" signs: Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church to picket the funeral of Ronnie James Dio , alleging he was a "devil-worshipper".

Time to reload that ORCA card: Some bus fares for Sound Transit and Snohomish County's Community Transit rising on Tuesday.

The secret life of a thrift store shopper: Frugal old lady dies leaving $4.5 million inheritance to help schools and build a public indoor pool in Long Beach, Washington.

Or you could go to Folklife: Tomorrow is Memorial Day, so everything's closed.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Forecast: Hurricanes of Oil

Posted by on Sat, May 29, 2010 at 6:53 PM

Why does this not surprise:

HOUSTON, May 29 (Reuters) - BP Plc (BP.L) (BP.N) gave up on its failed "top kill" effort to smother a Gulf of Mexico oil leak on Saturday and focused on a plan to cap a piece of equipment at the wellhead and corral spewing oil and gas.

"We do think it will capture the majority of the oil if it works. We can't guarantee that," BP Chief Operating Officer Doug Suttles said of the next step at a daily briefing on Saturday with the U.S. Coast Guard. He said it could take four days or longer to show results.

Thanks again Seattle!

Posted by on Sat, May 29, 2010 at 5:01 PM

Just back from the Cubs game, where Mariners' cast-off Carlos Silva won his seventh game, with no losses. 7 shutout innings, 11 K's (a career high), 2 hits, no walks. Meanwhile, Milton Bradley's been doing better since his Mental Health Break, but the real question that matters: will he play in enough games so that Slake doesn't owe me a beer?

Now, it's time for bed, since I don't care about hockey, and Bike the Drive is tomorrow at dawn. Now that things are slowing down a bit at NU, hope to slog more re: the Mariners, leading up to the Cubs series late in June.

How Is Your Sasquatch!?

Posted by on Sat, May 29, 2010 at 12:33 PM

In initial report, here.

Traffic Report

Posted by on Sat, May 29, 2010 at 11:53 AM

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Dennis Hopper...

Posted by on Sat, May 29, 2010 at 10:23 AM

...has died. Cancer is a motherfucker.

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Reading Today: Scaredy-Cat Authors

Posted by on Sat, May 29, 2010 at 10:20 AM

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Kevin O'Brien signs at Seattle Mystery Bookshop today at noon. Vicious is a book about an abduction. According to press materials for this book, the author occasionally frightens himself, causing him to check his own house for intruders, a meat-tenderizing hammer in hand. This is the ugliest jacket cover I've seen on a mainstream title in a good long while.

The reading of the day is at Pilot Books. It's time for Big Pelt IV; Pilot Books explains, "Big Pelt Talkies are a series of readings and comissioned essays by poets." Tonight's readers and poets are Chris Daniels, David Abel, and Sam Lohmann, who is the editor of a zine called Peaches and Bats.

If you're on Vashon, there's a four-day free book festival going on. Information about that is here.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

A Little Good News

Posted by on Sat, May 29, 2010 at 9:32 AM

This was noted in the morning news, but I think it deserves this extra excerpt from the NYT:

Malawi’s president, Bingu wa Mutharika, on Saturday pardoned a gay couple who had been sentenced to 14 years in prison after their conviction on charges of unnatural acts and gross indecency.

Their sentence, the maximum penalty allowed, was a consequence of the couple’s holding a traditional engagement ceremony in an insular nation where homosexuality is largely seen as nonexistent or something that must be suppressed.

The case had drawn international attention as another example of the broad antigay sentiment in Africa and was condemned by human rights groups worldwide.

“These boys committed a crime against our culture, our religion and our laws; however, as the head of state I hereby pardon them and therefore ask for their immediate release with no conditions,” Mr. wa Mutharika said after meeting with the United Nations secretary general, Ban Ki-moon, here in Malawi’s capital.

Fine work, U.N.

The Morning News

Posted by on Sat, May 29, 2010 at 9:08 AM

Posted by news intern Lara Phillips.

Three strikes (of the match), you're out: After his seventh arson conviction, Greenwood arsonist gets 30 years in prison.

Good news from Africa: Jailed gay couple in Malawi pardoned and are about to be released, probably as result of UK and US pressure and threats to curtail foreign aid.

Or Governor Jindal could call in an exorcist: Day 40 of oil leak, and day two of seeing if the "Top Kill" plan to plug hole is working.

Whoops: Report says remote operators of predator drones accidentally killed 23 Afghani civilians by mis-identifying insurgent activity.

And we lived happily ever after in an economic utopia: House passes bills to extend unemployment benefits and eliminate tax breaks for hedge funds.

No girls allowed: Non-mainstream Catholic-esque organization ordains Olympia woman as state's first female priest, despite excommunications from Vatican likely to result.

Yum! Raw milk from Whatcom County dairy may be responsible for two cases of E. coli infection.

Eyjafjallajökull 2: Hot lava boogaloo: Two volcanos, Pacaya in Guatemala, and Tungurahua in Ecuador, have erupted and are causing thousands to flee.

Soon to be the name of a metal band: British suspect in deaths of multiple prostitutes dubs himself the "Crossbow cannibal".

I'm not watching if Montenegro isn't participating: The latest victim of the European financial crisis is the annual Eurovision song contest.

What you talkin' about, Broadway? Death of Gary Coleman means content changes for Tony award winning musical "Avenue Q".

Friday, May 28, 2010

Howard House Is Closing

Posted by on Fri, May 28, 2010 at 4:01 PM

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After 13 years in operation, one of the leading contemporary art galleries in Seattle is closing its doors. The last day Howard House will be open is Saturday, June 12—the final day of the current exhibition of Seattle ceramic matriarch Patti Warashina's show of prints and sculptures.

It's an entirely economic decision, gallerist Billy Howard said in a phone conversation.

"There's no reason to keep a gallery open if people aren't buying," he said. "We had that Mary Henry show up for two months, and it was from her entire estate, and it took us 10 months to organize, and nothing sold. It's embarrassing, and I don't need to be in a business that's embarrassing. I've had great support from my clients, and I get it. It's tough times and people are afraid."

Howard House will maintain a web site and Howard will continue to work with artists on a project basis, he said.

How does a gallery become one of the leading contemporary art galleries in a city? By representing among the most vital artists living in that city. Howard House has a stellar roster, including Debra Baxter, Gretchen Bennett, Lauren Grossman, David Hartt, Mary Henry, Sean Johnson, Ken Kelly, Zhi Lin, Fred Muram, Yuki Nakamura, Matthew Offenbacher, Jim Rittimann, Juniper Shuey, Mark Takamichi Miller, Warashina, and Robert Yoder.

Where will they go?

"That's not a problem in this town," Howard said.

But I'm not so sure. Other galleries like Greg Kucera, Lawrimore Project, James Harris, and Platform already have full rosters; dealers risk neglecting individual artists by taking on too many. Will each of these take a few, or will some new entity form in order to grab these artists as a group and give it a shot, even in this economy?

One of the great shows at Howard House included this photograph, unmanipulated, of the starlings gathering over Mussolinis architecture in Rome, by Richard Barnes.
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Howard House has mounted some great, great shows over the years. Recall Stranger Genius Alex Schweder La's dizzying video installations, Hadley + Maxwell's Decor Project, Cat Clifford's painfully delicate animations and torn drawings, Dan Webb's portrait of his dying brother, Jon Haddock's handcranked torture machines, the extended tour through Mary Henry's life and work, the miniature backroom psychedelia of Bennett/Offenbacher/Claudia Fitch/Jenny Heishman/Stranger Genius Jeffry Mitchell, the Seattle debut of brothers Oscar Tuazon and Eli Hansen, the disturbing Swedish show with videos by Nathalie Djurberg, the post-Viennese Actionists several years ago now, and many more; these are only the first off the top of my head.

This is a loss, a real one. Howard has an undeniably great eye and mind for contemporary art. And yet in recent years he did not have the best record at keeping relationships with artists: Many of the above moved on to other galleries, some citing differences with him, which may have hurt the gallery more than Howard has let on.

Either way, Howard House is a Seattle institution whose passing marks the end of an era. Howard launched many of Seattle's leading artists today; he believed in them early and often, and it made all the difference. Toast to Howard this weekend—and visit the gallery on Second Avenue before it closes.

And going forward, these artists deserve a home. What will become of them?

Overrated, Underrated, or Rated: Zoos

Posted by on Fri, May 28, 2010 at 3:54 PM

Okay, then... ZOOS.

As always, defend your answer in the comments.

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Match Book: Tell Me a Scary Story

Posted by on Fri, May 28, 2010 at 3:54 PM

Readers ask me for book recommendations in Questionland all the time. Match Book is about helping you find the right book, at the right time.

Nick the Hat asks:

What's your favorite horror book?

It could be something current or something way old, no matter as long as it kept you up at night, raised a hair on your neck and kept you thinking about it for days later.

Mary Shellys Frankenstein haunts me to this day, an excellent existential horror story.

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There is one Stephen King story that I read at way too young an age that I will think of forever. It was in Skeleton Crew—or, maybe, on further reflection, it was Night Shift—and it was about a man stranded on a desert island. (Actually, as I write this, another Stephen King story, about teleportation, came back to me, too. That one was pretty creepy.) If I read it now, I'm sure I wouldn't find it that scary. (And if I could give one book to my younger self to read so that it would scar him forever, it would be Horror Story and Other Horror Stories by Robert Boyczuk. It's a new-ish short story collection, and I haven't read all the stories, but what I have read is delightfully wrong.)

Besides that, Richard Matheson's I Am Legend creeps me way the fuck out every time I think of it.

Other Questionlanders are chiming in with other suggestions, and you should, too.

Are you about to go on a long vacation? Have you read everything by your favorite author but you still want more? Do you want to learn about a new subject, but don't know where to start? I can help. Ask me for book recommendations on Questionland

"Why Do They Water the Field at Sounders Games?"

Posted by on Fri, May 28, 2010 at 3:41 PM

Art had an excellent question in Questionland earlier this week: "Every half time at a Sounders game two guys come out with fire hoses and water the field. WHY? Its fake grass, and water would only make it slipperier for players."

I wondered the same thing when I went to my first Sounders game just a few weeks ago. I just assume it had something to do with all the confetti that was on the field—"Maybe they don't want it to fly back up during the game?" I thought.

Well I was wrong. Kitschnsync knew why they watered the field and had this to say in response to Art's question:

Qwest Field uses Fieldturf, though they do lay grass for special matches. The sand/rubber particles in the fieldturf are freefloating in the bottom; it's not a solid mat of rubber. So the water helps the particles to settle, which makes ball movement faster.

Players actually prefer that the field is watered for this reason. Here is an article which might shed some light on it for you.

And now you know!

For such a great question and answer both Art and Kitschnsync win a $25 gift card to Pagliacci Pizza.

Have some answers of your own? Head on over to Questionland and show off your smarts!

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