Remember last year when m&ms tried to get creative and they released this shit? I thought it was a joke. As one clever Slog commenter put it (Joh? Was it you?), "It's like eating a handful of peanut butter m&ms after making out with a 13-year-old girl wearing strawberry lip gloss." They were totally disgusting. They were unforgivable.

The disappointing coconut m&ms released soon after weren't much better. Too artificial—they should've mixed real toasted coconut into the chocolate (DUH).

I was ready to give up on the entire m&m franchise altogether when an m&m miracle happened: PRETZEL M&MS.

They're fantastic. They're like the delicious and addictive crispy m&ms but they're bigger and rounder and saltier (that's what she said). And they're currently on sale for 50¢ at the Broadway and Pike QFC.

You're welcome.