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Thursday, April 29, 2010

It's Not The Dog, It's The Owner

Posted by on Thu, Apr 29, 2010 at 8:10 AM

Also in Illinois...

An Aurora man has been charged with battery after attacking his sister with a pit bull, according to Aurora police. Rey Jaquez, 50, of the 1000 block of East New York Street, was charged with two counts of domestic battery on Monday after he threw the pit bull at his sister and the dog bit her, police said.

A question for pit bull apologists: we hear you, we hear you. There are no bad dogs, only bad dog owners, and perhaps it's unfair to take a dim view of an entire breed when it's actually a particular breed of humans who are to blame for all those maladjusted, poorly socialized, violent pit bulls making the news. But how are we supposed to tell the difference? When a pit, perhaps unleashed, is trotting towards us, how are we supposed to determine that this particular pit has a good owner? Do we guess? Cross our fingers—while they're still attached—and hope for the best? Or, considering the potential consequences if we guess wrong, do we presume all pit bulls have bad owners for the exact same reasons we presume all guns are loaded?

Please advise.

 

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samktg 1
Where can I get a concealed pit bull license?
Posted by samktg on April 29, 2010 at 8:16 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 2
Works for me.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on April 29, 2010 at 8:16 AM
3
The solution is easy: learn to tell an angry dog from a happy dog. An angry dog is far more likely to bite you than a happy one.

And carry a mace. (Not the spray, the medieval weapon.)

Posted by Rondie http://agent-elrond.deviantart.com on April 29, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown. 4
Doorknob Danny, this post is about pitbulls. Yesterday you posted about youth pastors. When can we expect a post on obese women?
Posted by Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown. on April 29, 2010 at 8:20 AM
Packeteer 5
If your kids were playing at a friends house and they found a pitbull in the closet how would you feel about them taking it out to play with it?
Posted by Packeteer on April 29, 2010 at 8:26 AM
6
Dude this is getting ridiculous Dan, are you one a one man crusade to get Pit-bulls banned? WTF, I get that you don't approve of ANYONE having an aggressive breed dog and I'm sure you feel the same way about guns, and church, but your rag is starting to sound like a little whiny fuck stick stuck on repeat. How many hundreds of thousand aggressive dogs and owners are there in America? Its doesnt take a rocket scientist to find a story about a POS asshole doing something stupid, kind of like guys beating up on their wives, drug addicts and gays having unprotected sex
Posted by G2000 on April 29, 2010 at 8:41 AM
7
Start by pulling your head out of your ass and learning the difference between a pit bull and a loaded gun. Ignorance masked behind pseudo-witty comments is still ignorance. Very disappointing coming from you, Dan. Listen to #3.
Posted by joemomma on April 29, 2010 at 8:42 AM
8
BTW, all ignorant morons, Pit Bulls are not bred to be aggressive, they are trained to be aggressive. Just like any dog can be. So open a fucking book before you open your ignorant mouth (or unleash your ignorant fingers on your keyboard).
Posted by joemomma on April 29, 2010 at 8:48 AM
Purocuyu 9
@3 a dog of happy/angry/mildly depressed state, which runs at me or my child will still receive a strong swing of my dog-stick, which I carry with me on walks in my neighborhood. I don't think I should have to risk misinterpreting the wag of a dog's tail. (and yes, my four year old already wants his own dog-stick)
Posted by Purocuyu http://littlevictorygarden.tumblr.com on April 29, 2010 at 8:48 AM
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Start by pulling your head out of your ass and learning the difference between a pit bull and a loaded gun. Ignorance masked behind pseudo-witty comments is still ignorance. Very disappointing coming from you, Dan. Listen to #3.

BTW, all ignorant morons, Pit Bulls are not bred to be aggressive, they are trained to be aggressive. Just like any dog can be. So open a fucking book before you open your ignorant mouth (or unleash your ignorant fingers on your keyboard).
Posted by joemomma on April 29, 2010 at 8:52 AM
11
He *threw* it?? Was one of the charges about abusing the dog?

This is a horrible story, I don't know why I find that funny. I clearly didn't get enough sleep. But it's like, I don't know - throwing brass knuckles instead of punching someone in the face? Stabbing someone with a crossbow bolt instead of shooting them? If you've got a weapon, using it in the way it's designed is generally a little more effective.
Posted by SeaExile on April 29, 2010 at 8:59 AM
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@8, @10 Moron, why don't you ask any pit-bull breeder who breeds dogs for fights how they're bred, what characteristics are chosen, which physical attributes are desirable in a dog for the betting pits? Oh, and while you're at it, ask him what he does with the pups left after the "pick of the litter" is sold.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on April 29, 2010 at 9:09 AM
RaindogBride 13
Well with a gun, you can't tell if it's loaded or not by looking at it. A dog? If it's coming towards you fast, intent, head low? It's fucking loaded. Head up, tail swinging, relaxed? Not loaded. The argument doesn't work. The trick is actually knowing dogs.
Posted by RaindogBride on April 29, 2010 at 9:10 AM
14
Well, yes, assume all dogs are dangerous. I have two well trained, well tempered dogs who love kids. When in public, I keep them leashed at all times. Yet I am constantly amazed at how many parents will watch their kids toddle up to my dog and start prodding it in the face, without even the courtesy of asking me it if is okay. Approach all dogs with respect and the permission of the owner. If you're unsure of the dog, don't approach it, and for God's sake, don't let your kids approach it. Sure, it doesn't cover all situations, but it's a good start.

Also, if I was a dog, and someone threw me, I'd bite somebody, too.
Posted by ioduae on April 29, 2010 at 9:12 AM
COMTE 15
Riiiiiiight @8. Pit Bulls got those insanely powerful jaws by hanging from chin-up bars for hours on end, just like they were trained to do.
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on April 29, 2010 at 9:16 AM
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Unfortunately, Joemamma, unscrupulous breeders ARE ruining the bloodlines of "pit-bull" type dogs, in the same way that other lousy breeders are ruining German Shepards by breeding for physical traits that often lead to hip dysplasia. Renowned dog expert Stanley Coren went undercover at one of those operations and what he saw was horrific. Breed bans aren't the answer, though. The dogs aren't being bred for pets, they're bred for fighting, which is a HUGE activity with giant amounts of money and organized crime involved. If every pit-bull type dog dropped dead tomorrow, those same criminal breeders would switch to another powerful breed, say,Akitas, immediately. The real answer is to give a lot more money to Animal Control agencies so they can bust these operations and deal with the fact that doing so will dump a huge number of animals in their facilities.
Posted by teamcanada on April 29, 2010 at 9:17 AM
17
Pretty easy actually. Unless you are at an off leash dog park or some other reasonably controlled environment, a good owner will have their dog on a leash.
Posted by clint on April 29, 2010 at 9:18 AM
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You hear about the pit bulls that attack people because that's what makes the news. "Pit bull" is a hot phrase that gets people to read articles. Diane Whipple was attacked and killed by presa canarios, and you don't see people freaking out and calling for the death of every puppy in that breed. Wake up, Dan. You've been made a victim of alarmist news stories that prey on your emotions and apparent dislike/distrust of dogs in general.
Posted by Squirly on April 29, 2010 at 9:20 AM
sirkowski 19
The dangers of inbreeding. For the dogs AND their owners.
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on April 29, 2010 at 9:29 AM
michaelp 20
You ever watch that show with midgets (er...little people?) that have a pit-bull rescue in California? There's four of them (midgets)!!! Plus guest midgets!!!

And the dogs are all super well behaved!

So, to answer your question (how to determine) - if the pit bull is owned or handled by a little person, it's all good.

Posted by michaelp on April 29, 2010 at 9:35 AM
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I have a friend who was mauled by a Golden Retriever when she was younger. It's not just the breed, all dogs can be dangerous. It's more a matter of size and strength. A toy poodle attacks, you can probably defend yourself or won't get hurt that badly, a rotwieler or german shepherd attacks, that's another story.
Posted by Hubble's Law on April 29, 2010 at 9:35 AM
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@17 Exactly.

I don't care for pit bulls and don't understand the reason to have that breed, but I suppose you could say that about any dog. But certainly everyone can agree that we have a pretty straightforward lease law in this city.

It boggles my mind how people think that their dog is special and doesn't need to be on a leash. It's the fucking law, assholes! Obey it.
Posted by Valentein on April 29, 2010 at 9:39 AM
stuckie 23
@3 @13 Is this really the approach you're advocating? That everyone learn to distinguish pitbull emotions so that they can better guess when they're about to be attacked, and/or always carry deadly weapons wherever they go in case in the middle of the day they suddenly need them? Let me guess your solution to the post-apocalyptic zombie problem: "Not all zombies are perpetually hungry for brains - learn to differentiate a zombie who is going after YOU from one who is already sated or going after someone else. And always bring a loaded shotgun with you just in case.

@8 @10 Actually, I would argue that once violently trained (which, per Dan's original point, you can't necessarily tell in the timeframe that might make this information useful), a pitbull is WORSE than a loaded gun, in that a loaded gun almost always requires deliberate human action and intent to hurt you. Violent pitbulls require active restraint in order to NOT hurt you. Imagine if people carried guns that would randomly shoot people on their own if you didn't watch over them closely enough.

Again, the point is IN NO WAY that individual pitbulls can't be non-violent or even technically touching the hot-button breen ban "death to all puppies" issue. As a society, perhaps the fines/penalties just need to be greater? (an attack by a pitbull = an attack by its owner?), but Dan's musing was just a question of how "regular people" ought to respond when near unleashed pits.
Posted by stuckie on April 29, 2010 at 9:45 AM
diminished 24
yeah yeah we get it already dan. you dont like pit bulls. ive asked this before and was instantly shut out with "we've already disproved your theory" without the benefit of actual information on how it was disproved, so forgive me if im being redundant. How is this any different than tactics used against blacks/gays/jews/etc. point out the bad apples at every available opportunity, smear their very existence and call for their eventual extermination as a breed/race/sexual orientation. the way your going about this feels like its coming from the republican camp, not from the stranger.
Posted by diminished on April 29, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Dingo 25
Did you really just post a story about a woman getting bitten by a dog that was THROWN AT HER as some sort of commentary about the entirely sensible criticisms people have made about your idiotic posts about pit bulls? What was that about stupid, credulous hacks, Dan?
Posted by Dingo on April 29, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Matt from Denver 26
@ joemama, no, pits are BRED to be aggressive. That's a fact, jackass.

This is why there's no reasoning with pit lovers. They can't tell the truth.
Posted by Matt from Denver on April 29, 2010 at 9:52 AM
27
I wait for the dog to telepathically beam me a message of its intentions, since pit bulls have those kinds of abilities. If you don't sense any sort of direct mind to mind contact from an approaching Pit, assume it's hiding something and shoot.
Posted by boatman on April 29, 2010 at 9:53 AM
28
@24 the difference is that one's a dog and the others are humans; which is a pretty big difference. But seriously, I don't think you need to be such a drama queen. I haven't heard anyone say that the breed must be exterminated and removed from existence but I think there is a case to be made that they shouldn't be kept as pets. For me personally I don't think any animal that can only be subdued by a high powered rifle should be kept as a pet; whether its a pit bull, gorilla, tiger etc.

Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 10:05 AM
29
@9 Really? I think you might be improperly training your kid, in which case I'd rather let a happy pitbull run at me then your kid with a "dog" stick.
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on April 29, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Matt from Denver 30
@ 24, what @ 28 said. Now, if you want to continue to discuss this, please answer this point. It's a very Republican tactic (specifically the one they use to stall climate change legislation) to keep pretending that you weren't answered.
Posted by Matt from Denver on April 29, 2010 at 10:08 AM
31
Perhaps just wanting to own a 'pit bull' classifies someone as a bad dog owner.
Kind of like how driving a monster truck around town would make you a bad driver, or how juggling live grenades would make you a bad clown. You are placing your own fickle desires above the safety of those around you.

I like certain pit bulls, but I never trust any of them, as in my experience even the 'sweetest' ones have a tendency to become overexcited and aggressive, even in play. When they do, they are potentially harmful to anyone around them. We don't let people keep other dangerous animals for recreational purposes (venomous snakes, tigers, gators), so why is it different for these dogs (or other similar breeds, Presa Canario,etc.)?
Posted by dirge on April 29, 2010 at 10:16 AM
I Hate Screen Names 32
My solution: strict criminal liability. If your pitbull (or other aggressive breed) kills someone, you go to jail for manslaughter. No exceptions. If your pitbull is as sweet and gentle-tempered as you claim, then you have nothing to worry about.

And if that proposal upsets you, then you're a fucking hypocrite. You don't want to be exposed to the risk of going to jail if your dog happens to fly off the handle, but you're perfectly fine with exposing everyone else to the same risk of death if your dog happens to fly off the handle.

Posted by I Hate Screen Names on April 29, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Fenrox 33
Yeah that shouldn't be too hard. There are lots of things that you should be aware of even though they usually don't harm you, a quick list off the top of my head:

1: Teenagers, If three or more unruly teenagers are walking toward you, be aware.
2: Night: If its night outside, put down your hoodie, turn down or off your ipod. Be aware of your surroundings.
3: Dogs: If any dog doesn't have a leash, maybe you should not be around that dog.
4: Cars: Don't assume they will stop for you, shoot out the tires and they will have to stop. Just be aware.
Posted by Fenrox on April 29, 2010 at 10:31 AM
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@32,

I would amend that to say that if your dog, regardless of breed does any sort of damage to anything, then you should be liable. So if your yappy little psycho dog bites and cuts someone, then, yeah, you're guilty of assault.
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on April 29, 2010 at 11:03 AM
merry 35
31 & 32 for the TIE WIN.

32, your second paragraph is especially awesome. You're right, pit bull owners are perfectly okay with putting at risk everyone with whom they come in contact. But let the screaming begin when it is suggested that they bear the reponsibility for the actions of their dogs.

Hypocrites indeed.
Posted by merry on April 29, 2010 at 11:13 AM
36
A good analogy for this is Bullying in school. As a kid in school, you can't control other people's behavior, except through your own. Same goes for dogs. They aren't telepathic, they communicate through BODY LANGUAGE, just like people. You know that to avoid the kid who wants a fight, you don't stare at them in the eye and make fake charges while walking by. It makes sense with people, but everyone gets huffy when they have to change their behavior around something as inane as a DOG!!!!

If this is really a question about self-preservation, than go observe some dog behavior so you know what they look like when they are pissed, and what sort of behavior disarms them. Dogs react, they don't think, so you can beat them by using your brain, if it's not clouded by wrath, and venom, and hate.
Posted by ererere on April 29, 2010 at 11:15 AM
T 37
@32/34 Agreed. If pit bull apologists are going to continue blaming owners, they should be behind this idea 100%.
Posted by T on April 29, 2010 at 11:16 AM
38
I like 32's solution. I like pit bulls. But like other posters, I don't understand why anyone would want to own one. Most of the people I know who actually DO own them are complete idiots. That's why my other acquaintances have them - because the dogs they have came from bad situations that they had to be rescued from.

I grew up with a puppy mill in my backyard, operated by my family. It was awful. That experience led me to take a rather hardcore view on dog breeding. In my opinion, all breeders should be licensed and any dog not owned by a licensed breeder should be spayed or neutered by the age of one year. There should be required continuing education requirements for breeders on kennel maintenance, sound breeding practices, etc. Keep it low-cost but rigorous, and weed out the people that just produce puppies out of carelessness and the demands of ego. If someone really cares about producing a well-adjusted companion animal, they'll jump through the hoops.

Maybe it's a knee-jerk response to my personal experience, but I think it's a sound idea in general.

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Posted by JrzWrld on April 29, 2010 at 11:16 AM
Tingleyfeeln 39
Dan, its not that we (or at least I) argue that there are no bad dogs, we just do not believe that the bad ones, weather they were born that way or made that way by bad owners, should be held against the good ones just because they are a certain breed. We argue against a breed ban, dummy!
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on April 29, 2010 at 11:17 AM
40
Dan's post sounds familiar:

A question for Muslim apologists: we hear you, we hear you. There are no bad Muslims, only a few extremists, and perhaps it's unfair to take a dim view of an entire religion when it's actually a particular radical sect who are to blame for all those maladjusted, poorly socialized, violent terrorists making the news. But how are we supposed to tell the difference? When a middle eastern person, perhaps with an overcoat, is walking towards us, how are we supposed to determine that this particular person has a was not indoctrinated by a radical Imam? Do we guess? Cross our fingers—while they're still attached—and hope for the best? Or, considering the potential consequences if we guess wrong, do we presume all middle easterners have ill intentions for the exact same reasons we presume all guns are loaded?

I am not comparing dogs to people, just pointing out how hollow the argument it.
Posted by dasBoot on April 29, 2010 at 11:21 AM
Kevin_BGFH 41
I would venture to say that any person who throws their living pet at another person is a pretty bad pet owner, regardless of the breed or even species of the pet.

That said, I'm generally not that comfortable being around most off-leash dogs ... or quite a lot even when they are on a leash.
Posted by Kevin_BGFH http://biggayfrathouse.typepad.com/blog/ on April 29, 2010 at 11:29 AM
42
Simple, look at the owner's shoes - you'll know instantly both whether he's an illegal and whether his dog is going to kill you.
Posted by Ivan on April 29, 2010 at 11:33 AM
43
Any owner who lets their dog off leash in an urban area is a moron. Turn to the side (it's dog language for you not being a threat) and watch it in the peripheral of your eye. Don't run but if you can find the nearest store or any place with a door that you can use to keep you from the dog.

A Springer Spaniel without a leash is a hazard. I fucking can't stand the people that don't leash their dogs...as they often saunter over to my leashed dog and proceed to attack him. By the way: That's when you're allowed to defend yourself and your own dog through any means necessary.
Posted by Peach on April 29, 2010 at 11:39 AM
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really, you should assume all dogs are biters. i have an australian shepherd, the cutest little guy, with a nice smile and wiggly butt. he may ask you to pet him (looking happy, if not exactly relaxed), but if you lean over him and make kissy kissy noises he will probably bite your face.

the difference between him and a pit bull is that shepherds are nippers. bam!, in and out, then check to see if the nip was effective. pit bulls are destroyers.

i had a slow learning curve. it took several bites before i understood that i couldn't let my dog freely approach people, and couldn't let people (especially children) freely approach my dog. owners of pit bulls or any other strong breed of dog can't afford to be as stupid as i was. it's not enough for them to be good owners; they need to be *exceptional* owners.
Posted by Valkyrie on April 29, 2010 at 12:04 PM
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#40 + 1 million.

This SLOG post is absurdly narrow minded.

Everyone who thinks pit bulls come out of their momma's cooch aggressive violent killers is more ignorant than an inbred moron. And clearly knows less than nothing about raising dogs or how dogs become dangerous. Go spend a few weeks at a few dog parks and pay close attention to the ratio of violent pits vs other breeds. Then pull your head out of your ass and STFU.
Posted by joemomma on April 29, 2010 at 12:05 PM
Geni 46
@32 has it right. And force liability insurance, too. Let the insurance actuaries figure out which breeds should have higher liability costs. My guess would be it's not going to be pugs and Great Pyrenees.

I really wish there were a really effective way to keep people from owning intact dogs. I think 75% of the problem would go away tomorrow if all the dogs were speutered. Get a breeding license, get inspected once a year, or neuter your pets. Period.
Posted by Geni on April 29, 2010 at 12:14 PM
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@40 "I am not comparing dogs to people, just pointing out how hollow the argument it."

Too bad b/c your post only makes sense if you compare dogs to people. If you compare the dogs to other animals, however, everything makes perfect sense and isn't hollow.

People shouldn't be allowed to keep pit bulls as pets b/c they're too powerful to control if they fly off the handle and they put the general public at risk.

People shouldn't be allowed to keep gorillas as pets b/c they're too powerful to control if they fly off the handle and they put the general public at risk.

People shouldn't be allowed to keep lions as pets b/c they're too powerful to control if they fly off the handle and they put the general public at risk.

See? All of those statements make perfect sense.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 12:18 PM
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#47 Since when are lions and gorillas animals with over ten thousand years of domestication? Mkay?

Really, everyone who supports this SLOG post or #47 or any of the other tards, please go back to school and take a critical thinking class.
Posted by joemomma on April 29, 2010 at 12:44 PM
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@47 Fair enough. I was waiting for that.

I don't like pit bulls and do believe that breeding has morphed the American Staffordshire Terrier into a dog intended to fight. But I do not believe they should be outlawed. There are already laws available to prosecute (fairly harshly) people who abuse animals and I believe what these 'owners' do to Pit Bulls to condition them to fighting is abuse.

I hate the nanny state we are becoming and I think that smart people can find solutions to these types of problems in the existing structure of our laws.

Same with terrorists.
Posted by dasBoot on April 29, 2010 at 12:52 PM
50
The difference between a loaded gun and a pit bull is that when you throw a loaded gun at someone it doesn't bite them.
Posted by avast2006 on April 29, 2010 at 1:00 PM
51
@48 Except that pit bulls have only been around for about 150 years and were bred specifically for fighting, mkay? So please go back to school and take a basic research class.

And people HAVE been training lions, tigers, bears, gorillas, etc. for as long as they've been training pit bulls, mkay-ze-waysy.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 1:11 PM
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@49 I can groove with that; as someone else here mentioned, the law should be changed (and aggressively enforced) that if your dog kills/maims/injures someone then the owner should be criminally liable to the same degree as if they had committed the crime. Hopefully that'll drastically reduce the number of idiots out there owning these dogs. Same thing goes for a family dog that kills a child, if the dog kills your kid then YOU should get the punishment as if you tore your child to shreds (this extends to those fucking morons that keep pythons, etc. as pets and then find out that the snake got loose during the night and crushed their child.)
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 1:18 PM
53
You approach every dog encounter, regardless of breed, cautiously, which is what people should do anyway. You exercise some additional caution when the dog is large because, while not more likely to attack, they are more likely to do serious damage if they do attack.

I think it's similar to the STD issue. People shouldn't just stop having sex because there are so many carriers of STDs out there (more than there are violent pitbulls, for what it's worth), but they should be careful and safe with every partner, whether that partner is a stripper or a librarian.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 1:42 PM
54
@53 Except that with STD's you can do something to avoid it. If STD's had a propensity to jump out of peoples pants and land on your face as your walking down the street then we'd probably have to address STD's differently.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 1:46 PM
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@51, Pitbulls and their variants are domesticated animals. Lions, gorillas, etc. are not. There is absolutely no comparison.

Also, they were bred for DOG fighting, not human aggression, and that was not the only type of activity for which they were bred. They have been used throughout their history as a breed as work dogs, family pets, hunting dogs, therapy dogs, guide dogs, etc.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 1:52 PM
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@51

Do you really believe bears and gorillas were domesticated and trained as early and successfully as dogs (somewhere between 10 and 15 thousand years)? Why aren't more people walking around with Lions on leashes, then; or bears? Your statement is absurd on it's face. In any case, it's a tangent.
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on April 29, 2010 at 1:55 PM
57
@54, it's called rape. It quite often results in STD transmission and unwanted pregnancy. Consequently, FAR more rapes occur in the U.S than dog attacks, by pitbulls or any other breed, but we don't behave as though all men are rapists, and while we encourage women to be cautious of strange men (ALL men, not just the types ignorantly portrayed to be more dangerous), we don't campaign for the males of the human species to be banned or unilaterally euthanized.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 2:06 PM
Purocuyu 58
@29, you are right in that a happy pitbulls is okay, in that I agree. I just think that putting the responsibility of the dogs demeanor, not on the owner, but on the person who may never have had a dog, or can't discern dog-emotion, is unfair. And frankly, my son's currently unbitten body is worth a dog or two getting swung at.
Posted by Purocuyu http://littlevictorygarden.tumblr.com on April 29, 2010 at 2:18 PM
a.james 59
@51 the dogs didn't just appear out of nowhere or were culled from some jungle or plains area, mkay?
You can make similar arguments about bulldogs and Great Danes, and yet no one wants to put those breeds under a ban. Doberman and German Shepard dogs have the same "tough guy" appeal, and no one wants to put them under a ban. Golden retrievers and labs attack more people per year, and small dogs are usually notoriously "bitey" and are more prone to attack small children. Do we ban them, too?

Essentially, my argument is that all breeds of dogs are dangerous, yet no one would even think about banning all dogs from a city. A pit bull dog is not as dangerous as a lion or a gorilla; if we were talking about mastiffs, great danes, irish wolfhounds, boerboels..all very large, powerfully built dogs, some comparison could be made.
The problem is the criminal activity surrounding pit bull dogs, and as someone else said, take the dogs away and new breeds will be adopted by the criminals [once it gets to toy poodles v. pugs I'm sure they'll still fight them.] Cracking down on unregulated breeding and dog fighting rings would be more effective than banning breeds because of the bad dogs resulting from the criminal association with the breed. Banning coloured handkerchiefs doesn't stop gang activity, after all.

Also @23, you make it sound like dogs have some kind of complex emotional pattern that they are actively controlling. It's not your ex, it's just a dog. Dog appears agitated or excited? It's agitated or excited, and is a danger even if it's "happy".
Posted by a.james on April 29, 2010 at 2:20 PM
elenchos 60
Dan, what's wrong with the advice given by the American Veterinary Medical Association and the Centers for Disease Control? Why do you keep ignoring that?

If you're really afraid to walk down the street get a gun or mace or some crazy thing if that's what it takes to calm you down. It is your right to bear arms, apparently. But if you're talking about good public policy, well, read the document above. That's good public policy.
Posted by elenchos on April 29, 2010 at 2:38 PM
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@55 If you hand raise an animal in captivity for multiple generations you can train it like any other. Ever see a lion in a movie? It's a hand raised domesticated lion. The bear scene in the great outdoors? Hand raised domesticated bear. The vast, overwhelming majority of animals like bears, lions, chimps, that are raised to be domestic animals are going to be safe but the few times that they aren't safe they become a real hazard. Case in point; that Sigfried and Roy tiger was waaaaaaaaaaay more disciplined than my cat, i.e. my cat has at least 8 snits like that a day. The big difference is that when my cat has a snit she gives me a scratch she doesn't rip my throat out, which is my point. Some animals are too big to safely keep as pets. Consider this story:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/17/nyregi…

The animal was perfectly normal, no history of violence etc. etc. etc. but then "all of a sudden...out of the blue....no one could have predicted.....he was so friendly...." just like all of the pit bulls gone wild tales.

"Also, they were bred for DOG fighting, not human aggression"

Oh come on. Ok, so you wouldn't have any problem letting your child play with a pit bull that had been trained for dog fighting b/c he had been trained to be aggressive towards dogs and not humans? Seriously?

Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 2:44 PM
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@56 "Do you really believe bears and gorillas were domesticated and trained as early and successfully as dogs (somewhere between 10 and 15 thousand years)?"

Nope, so it's a good thing I didn't say that. I said that've been trained for about as long as pit bulls and considering that pit bulls have been around for about 150 years then that would be a true statement and for the record people have been successfully training bears for hundreds and hundreds of years.

"In any case, it's a tangent."

Not if you actually bothered to read what I was saying it's not. Some animals are too strong to keep as pets. If it's physically impossible to restrain the animal in case it freaks out then you shouldn't have it as a pet or you should NOT take it into public.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 2:51 PM
63
@57 If what you were referring to in 53 was rape then you shouldn't have said:

"but they should be careful and safe with every partner, whether that partner is a stripper or a librarian."

you should have said:

"but they should be careful and safe with every rapist, whether that rapist is a stripper or a librarian."

You obviously implied choice by specifying that it was a partner. And as was said before, comparing humans to animals is a false comparison b/c humans have a capacity for choice whereas animals don't.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 2:57 PM
64
@ 59 "the dogs didn't just appear out of nowhere or were culled from some jungle or plains area, mkay?"

When you actively breed an animal to have specific traits that previously didn't exist en masse then the animal essential does appear out of nowhere, mkay-dly-day-dly-do? And if those traits are aggressive, violent traits then, for the most part, that animal becomes more dangerous than an animal from the plains or jungle. At least most wild animals are predictable in their unpredictability, e.g. a grizzly won't attack you unless you startle it, get between the bear and it's food/cubs or if it's really starving.

"A pit bull dog is not as dangerous as a lion or a gorilla; if we were talking about mastiffs, great danes, irish wolfhounds, boerboels..all very large, powerfully built dogs, some comparison could be made."

Except that pit bulls kill way more people than all of those species.

"The problem is the criminal activity surrounding pit bull dogs"

This we can agree on.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 3:08 PM
65
@63, it's a second analogy based on your erroneous statement, not an edit of the first. The point is that your problem with the first analogy is bogus, as is your current statement. Humans don't always have the capacity for choice. For that manner, animals often do.

The response to Dan's question still stands. The world is a dangerous place, and the answer is to proceed with caution without giving in to irrational fear or prejudice.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 3:11 PM
66
@63
"The point is that your problem with the first analogy is bogus"

Your first analogy stated that you have to be careful with dogs in the same way that you're careful with sexual partners and my problem with that was if you get attacked by someone else's dog while walking down the street then you don't get the choice to be careful around the dog. I'm sorry but there's nothing bogus about that interpretation.

"Humans don't always have the capacity for choice."

I'm not really sure what you're talking about but if there's someone out there who literally has no capacity of choice and acts purely on instinct then that person should be removed from society.

"For that manner, animals often do."

Um, no.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 3:21 PM
67
@64, every single thing you said is untrue and/or unprovable. Wild predators, and wild animals in general, are not predictable, they are not "less dangerous" than domesticated dogs bred for obedience to humans, all dog breeds are the same "species" and there is no evidence that pits or pit mixes attack with any more per capita frequency than others because there is no viable body of evidence on that issue at all.

Between this and the "human beings have choice in all of their sexual encounters" line, you're making yourself sound like a complete idiot.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 3:22 PM
68
"The world is a dangerous place, and the answer is to proceed with caution without giving in to irrational fear or prejudice."

Yes but that danger can (and should) be mitigated.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 3:23 PM
69
Here's an article showing that the number of dog bites did not change when a pit bull ban was instituted:

http://ottawa.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CT…

And, @62, I reiterate that pit bulls are not a different species from dogs, they are just another breed, unlike lions, or bears, which are a whole different species. Several generations is not nearly as significant as several hundred generations. There are other, stronger dogs than pitbulls, but those don't get banned. If they're too strong to handle, why don't we also ban Rottweilers, Dobermans, Great Danes, etc? If you're going to tell me that it's because Pitt Bulls are the ones responsible for attacks, read that link to the article a I just posted.
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on April 29, 2010 at 3:27 PM
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@66, Dan's question is what to do when you encounter a pit, not what to do when a pit is attacking you. An analogy to how to respond to a potential sexual partner (with universal caution) is valid. Analogies are comparisons of similar relationships, not discussions of identical situations.

Human beings do not have choice in situations of force. Things like rape, assault, etc. On the other hand, many animals (humans among them) are entirely capable of choice. Animals are not all purely instinct driven, nor are they robots that toss out a set pattern of responses to various stimuli.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 3:36 PM
71
And breed bans don't mitigate danger. They just transfer it, and in some cases increase it. Safety precautions have to be logical, not based on inaccurate prejudice, to be effective.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 3:40 PM
72
"every single thing you said is untrue and/or unprovable"

Wild animals/predators are predictable and it's called behavior. My brother is a zoologist who works with cheetahs, I have many friends who are field zoologists, I lived in Alaska in the presence of bears. I know for a fact that it's possible to go into the wild in the presence of wild animals and not be killed. You're aware that Jane Goodall did her research on wild gorillas, right? She didn't live with zoo gorillas.

"they are not "less dangerous" than domesticated dogs bred for obedience to humans"

Which is true for dogs that are bred for obedience. Dogs bred to be violent however....

"all dog breeds are the same "species""

Yes, and within each species there are sub-species and sub-species can be wildly different; especially in a species like dogs which were bred specifically to be wildly different.

"there is no evidence that pits or pit mixes attack with any more per capita frequency"

Yes there is. The Clifton report in 2009 found that 49% of dog bite related fatalities are the results of pit bulls and related mixes (the next closest breed was Rottweillers with 20% of fatalities.)

From the conclusion: ""Temperament is not the issue, nor is it even relevant. What is relevant is actuarial risk. If almost any other dog has a bad moment, someone may get bitten, but will not be maimed for life or killed, and the actuarial risk is accordingly reasonable. If a pit bull terrier…has a bad moment, often someone is maimed or killed--and that has now created off-the-chart actuarial risk, for which the dogs as well as their victims are paying the price."

"Between this and the "human beings have choice in all of their sexual encounters" line, you're making yourself sound like a complete idiot. "

*sigh* I meant that humans have a choice whether or not to be rapists but animals don't have a choice whether or not to killers; meaning (I guess I have to say this again), you can't compare humans to animals.
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Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 3:41 PM
73
Okay, have you ever hung out with an Australian shepherd, say, that has never been trained for anything besides not pooping indoors? They try to herd groups of people together! Untrained setters tend to sniff out small animals and "set". Retrievers are pretty good at retrieving! What do you think a "pit bull" might do, regardless of training?
Posted by beccoid on April 29, 2010 at 3:46 PM
biffster 74
Matt from Denver and bassplayerguy, shut the fuck up.

According to the UKC, "aggressive behavior toward humans is uncharacteristic of the breed and highly undesirable." - "American Pit Bull Terrier (revised November 1, 2008)". United Kennel Club. http://www.ukcdogs.com/WebSite.nsf/Breed…

look up Bull Baiting which is what these dogs were originally bred for back in the 1800's ya dumb fuck, Matt.

and bassplayerguy if you " haven't heard anyone say that the breed must be exterminated and removed from existence"
then you haven't been keeping up on your SLOG reading...

at least do some research instead of flying off at the mouth with hearsay and opinions.

ok, your turn guys
Posted by biffster on April 29, 2010 at 3:48 PM
75
You really are a moron.

Animal behavior can be studied and patterns can be identified, and the reliability of the information is far, FAR higher with domesticated species. Any zoologist that didn't cut their degree out of the back of a cereal box, however, will tell you that human ability to predict animal behavior, especially with wild species, is nowhere near perfect. Nor, for that matter, is any study of human behavior, about which we know far more.

All domesticated breeds of dog are bred to be obedient to humans. Even fighting dogs are trained to be violent on the command of human owners and handlers and to submit when being handled. Otherwise, they would be of no use to their owner.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 3:49 PM
76
Did you get to this part of the article?

"The study does not show the number of dog bites compared to the number of dogs in the province. Nor does it adjust for changes to the province's population or for the severity of attacks."

That's a pretty big qualifier to leave out or not look for; so big in fact that it almost renders everything else about it to be negligible.

"I reiterate that pit bulls are not a different species from dogs"

Correct, they are a sub species of dog that was bred specifically to be violent.

"If they're too strong to handle, why don't we also ban Rottweilers, Dobermans, Great Danes, etc?"

Why don't you answer me this, Hollywood-style trained animals are by and large very safe and kill far fewer people than pit bulls. It is obvious that you can train bears, etc. to be as harmless as dogs so why should there be a ban on keeping these animals as pets and not pit bulls?
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 3:51 PM
77
Also, bassplayer guy, the study you cite doesn't account for per capita population or breed demographics, as far as those can even be known, and, as I recall having read it before, states very clearly that the body of evidence it pulls from is not conclusive since many animal bites and attacks are not reported. Also, as it points out that the problem is not inherent to the breed. In other words, it doesn't say a damn thing to prove your statement and actually contradicts it.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 3:54 PM
78
"Dan's question is what to do when you encounter a pit, not what to do when a pit is attacking you. An analogy to how to respond to a potential sexual partner (with universal caution) is valid."

Only if you're out looking for an encounter of some kind with a dog. If you want nothing to do with a dog let alone a pit bull (what I'm guessing Dan's position is) then it's nothing like looking for a potential sex partner where you're actively looking for something.

"Human beings do not have choice in situations of force."

I never said they did.

"On the other hand, many animals (humans among them) are entirely capable of choice."

And this is verifiable how? I'll bite that it's certainly possible that self-aware animals (primates, elephants, dolphins, etc.) probably have that capacity on some level but there's absolutely no way of knowing what a dog is thinking.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 4:00 PM
biffster 79
one more thing

bassplayerguy,

all your energy would be better spent getting rid of cars and all vehicles because of drunk drivers

can i make that comparison, an inanimate object and an animal? where the car is something generally used as mode of transportation, but in the hands of a drunk driver its a missile on wheels.
and where the pit bull is generally an animal that humans had previously used for sport now for companionship, but in the hands of an ignorant, irresponsible owner is just a wild animal.
Posted by biffster on April 29, 2010 at 4:01 PM
80
"You really are a moron."

Classy.

"Animal behavior can be studied and patterns can be identified..."

Which is not what you said initially. What you said was "Wild predators, and wild animals in general, are not predictable."
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 4:09 PM
81
Bite/dog attack statistics do not tell us anything about who raised and trained the dog.

There is zero infallible logic behind pit bull bans or the arguments of those who support them.
Posted by joemomma on April 29, 2010 at 4:10 PM
82
Potential sexual encounters are all around us all of the time whether we're actively seeking them or not. I don't have to wear a sign that says "I'm looking" to get hit on at a bar, do you?

Conscious thought in dogs and other animals (including pigs and cats) has been studied and well documented for decades. Do you seriously not know this?
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 4:10 PM
83
@79 If there's any possibility that your car is going to kill someone completely of it's own volition while you're not around then you go right ahead and make that comparison.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 4:12 PM
84
Look up any reputable source on keeping or training un-domesticated species or encountering them in the wild and every single one will include some variant on the phrase "They are unpredictable." This is not my opinion. This is fact.

Classy or not, the assessment that someone who believes that lions and grizzly bears in the wild are less dangerous and more predictable than domesticated dogs is a moron has a pretty sturdy basis in fact.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 4:16 PM
NumberOne 85
You know what, this anti-pit bull propaganda is the reason I rarely read slog these days. Looks like I am not missing much.
Posted by NumberOne on April 29, 2010 at 4:23 PM
86
"Conscious thought in dogs and other animals (including pigs and cats) has been studied and well documented for decades."

Which is not the same as choice. Conscious thought acts in degrees not "you have it or you don't." But let's assume that you're right and animals have the same level (or comparable level) of choice as humans do, then what you're saying is that any time a dog kills a person then the dog actually chooses to do it? So all the punishment should be meted out to the dog the same way it is to a human with the trial and lawyers et. al.?

"Potential sexual encounters are all.....so on and so forth."

If you think that humans and animals are comparable and that we should hold animals to the same standards as humans (or vise versa) then fine but this is a dead end conversation b/c as I stated two times before, I believe you can't compare humans to animals.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 4:25 PM
87
All right, then, here:

http://www40.statcan.gc.ca/l01/cst01/dem…

The population of Ontario stayed fairly level from 2005 until 2009, and, in fact, went up.

This paper shows that in fatal attacks, from 1990-2007, of 28 fatal attacks, among named breeds, American Staffordshire terriers were tied for lowest. I think you can interpolate, there.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles…

As for answering your question, cite a source or your statement just can't be considered fact. Nn any case, Hollywood animals are trained by professionals who dedicate their careers to working with potentially dangerous animals. Answer my questions before you shoot back with another.

The point is that if you ban Pitt Bulls, dumb people will just get Rottweilers, or Dobermans, or some other large intimidating dog to miss-train and miss-breed. I don't own dogs, and I'm not a lathering-at-the-mouth Pitt Bull lover. I just don't agree with this particular breed being targeted because the methodology is flawed, and logic does point to the breed being the sole, or even the primary source of the problem
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on April 29, 2010 at 4:28 PM
diminished 88
@28 what do you think a breed ban will do? someone had a point about wolf-breed dog bans in one of dan's last rants and how you don't see them anymore at all, anywhere. i dont mean to come off as a drama queen, i just feel that the way dan is approaching this is pretty ridiculous: only mention bad examples, repeat them, eventually your point will stick.

@30 except in the last couple of threads where i brought up the same point, i was instantly shut down with "we've already covered that, try something new". i never seen that particular argument come up in one of these comment threads, and honestly wanted to know how this was different, and why one is ok and the other bad.

Posted by diminished on April 29, 2010 at 4:30 PM
89
And by does I mean doesn't.
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on April 29, 2010 at 4:32 PM
90
"Classy or not, the assessment that someone who believes that lions and grizzly bears in the wild are less dangerous and more predictable than domesticated dogs is a moron has a pretty sturdy basis in fact."

And once again you state it as if all dog sub-species are the same. "They're all domesticated dogs, they all act the same, there's no variance in the way they act." Sorry but that's not true, it's never been true and you completely missed my point. I said that wild animals are predictable in the way they're unpredictable which is not the same thing as saying they're predictable. And the fact that people assume that domesticated dogs are all just obedient little love bugs is why the owners are always surprised and shocked and horrified that their dog who previously showed no inclination towards violence all of a sudden, and for no apparent reason, became violent. To recap, I am NOT saying that wild animals are predictable I am saying that with wild animals you know what you're getting.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 4:35 PM
merry 91
Wooboy we got us a powerful lot of moronity up in here!!!

Joemomma, you are wrong. You're just flat-out wrong. Not that you need me to tell you that, certainly not that you'll believe me, but... it makes my fingers happy to type it out. "J-o-e-m-o-m-m-a y-o-u a-r-e w-r-o-n-g."

These pit bull defenders are indefatigable, no?

Posted by merry on April 29, 2010 at 4:35 PM
92
@83, I think you should read about Toyota's sudden acceleration problem.
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on April 29, 2010 at 4:37 PM
93
@89 I figured that's what you meant.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 4:38 PM
94
@91:

Pott. Kettle. Black.
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on April 29, 2010 at 4:39 PM
95
@92 Touche. However it should be pointed out that was with the accelerator and not the parking brake.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 4:40 PM
96
Except, bassplayerguy, that "wild animals are predictable" is exactly what you said. Multiple times, for the record, right here in black and white. And you've also said that domesticated animals, about whom we know far, far more than wild species, are more dangerous and less predictable.

On the flip side, I have never said that the animal brain works like the human brain, or that non-human animals are capable of choice or conscious thought in the same way that humans are, or that domesticated dogs are all the same. What I have said, in response to your incorrect statements to the contrary, is that some of animals are capable of conscious thought and choice and that we know far more about the behavior of domesticated animals, like dogs, that are bred for human obedience, which are both well-documented facts.

But I tell you what; why don't you go and tell your zoologist brother that grizzlies and lions in the wild are more predictable and less dangerous than pitbulls, and then come back and let us know what he says when he stops laughing.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 4:53 PM
merry 97
Plus which, why is it always the pit bull apologists who start screaming about a breed ban? The Stranger is NOT advocating a breed ban - they never have! The only people screeching about a breed ban are you pit bull people - do you have to wipe the spittle off the computer screen as you post these things?

Why can't we have an actual conversation about The Issue of big powerful, sometimes unpredictable, sometimes lethal animals that some folks choose to own as pets -- IN THE CITY? Seems like there's an awful lot to talk about there, without even getting close to a 'breed ban'.

Can a pit bull owner please tell me why their right to own a pit bull trumps my right to safely walk down my street?
Posted by merry on April 29, 2010 at 4:57 PM
98
@87 The study didn't mention the proportion of dogs in Canada. Yes, pit bulls were lowest in deaths in hard numbers but what percentage of the Canadian dog population are pit bulls? According to the study, pits did attack more people though. Why didn't those people die? Who knows, maybe Canadians are tougher, either way it wasn't mentioned in the study.

To answer your question, I'm not even sure if bans (breed specific or not) are the way to go but I have no problem with enacting tons of regulations for larger, stronger, breeds of dogs. Need to get a special license, need to take special classes on how to handle your animal, need to keep the dog on a lease at all times in public, you WILL be held criminally liable if your dog kills someone, etc. And as I said before, I think this should apply to ALL large animals, not just dogs, that are kept as pets.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 4:59 PM
99
Is it bad form to want to start a pool on when @72 is going to be killed by a wild animal? Because anyone who thinks that wild animals always behave in ways that be accurately predicted by humans is on a path that ends will being shat out by a bear.
Posted by Sailoreic on April 29, 2010 at 5:02 PM
100
I walk safely down my street past multiple pit bull's every day. In a city.

As for the breed ban issue, Dan has openly advocated for breed bans. And try reading the comments here today, like the ones about how we ban bear ownership but not the ownership of the ever-so-much more dangerous pitbull. I don't think that was written by a "pit bull apologist."
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 5:05 PM
101
"Except, bassplayerguy, that "wild animals are predictable" is exactly what you said. Multiple times"

Nope. Here's exactly what I said:

"At least most wild animals are predictable in their unpredictability, e.g. a grizzly won't attack you unless you startle it, get between the bear and it's food/cubs or if it's really starving."

I said this once (ONCE not multiple times) in post 72

"Wild animals/predators are predictable and it's called behavior."

And it was in direct response to you saying:

"every single thing you said is untrue"

which was in response to the first thing I said (the first thing in this post). Should I have known that you wouldn't understand what I was saying and made abundantly clear what I meant? Probably. However I didn't and that was my bad. So I will now make that one post (ONE post, not multiple) abundantly clear.

"Wild animals/predators have a degree of predictability and it's called behavior."

Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 5:10 PM
102
"And you've also said that domesticated animals, about whom we know far, far more than wild species, are more dangerous and less predictable."

Nope, sorry, didn't say that. I said that animals that are specifically bred to be violent are unpredictable. Not "domesticated" animals but animals specifically bred to be violent. See the difference?

"I have never said that the animal brain works like the human brain"

No but when I said that the difference between a rapist and a dog is that a dog can't choose to be violent, ergo, comparing humans to dogs is inherently flawed you responded with:

"many animals (humans among them) are entirely capable of choice."

And

"Conscious thought in dogs and other animals (including pigs and cats) has been studied and well documented for decades."

So which is it? Can dogs choose to be violent like rapists are can they not?
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 5:27 PM
103
@99 It's not likely to happen any time soon because (unlike many pit bull owners apparently) I'm aware of the fact that all animals are dangerous and you're level of caution around an animal should be directly proportional to the ability of the animal to kill you. I'm not going to let my guard down around a pit bull just b/c it's been "bred for 10 thousand years" to be obedient.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 5:30 PM
104
No, I responded to you saying "people have choice" by pointing out that animals do as well, so it's a false distinction. If you'd said "People are capable of far more sophisticated thought and decision making that other animals," we'd be cool. In fact, if you'd just stop saying all sorts of untrue and inaccurate things in your attempt to make a point, it would probably save everyone a lot of trouble.

Whether or not pit bulls have been bred to be violent (and a very little bit of research shows that, from pretty much the beginning, that was not the exclusive purpose of the breed), they are still a domesticated animal, bred for obedience and service to humans, and inherently more predictable than a wild predator. Any argument to the contrary is complete bullshit.

I also really enjoy the whole "I never said that, except for these times right here when I said that" defense.
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 5:34 PM
105
"In fact, if you'd just stop saying all sorts of untrue and inaccurate things.....blah, blah, blah"

*sigh* Yes, yes, little one, that's exactly how it happened.

"I also really enjoy the whole "I never said that, except for these times right here when I said that" defense."

Mmhmm. I bet you hear a muted trombone when people talk, don't you? Anyway, enjoy your pit bulls, I hope they make you feel tough.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 5:43 PM
106
I don't have pitbulls, just literacy skills and adult level brain function.

I look forward to your brother's response to "Pitbulls are more dangerous than lions and wild grizzlies." Keep us posted!
Posted by amazonvera on April 29, 2010 at 5:47 PM
107
"Pitbulls are more dangerous than lions and wild grizzlies."

Didn't say that, which belie's this statement "just literacy skills and adult level brain function."

Keep trying though, lil' trouper. One day you'll get those literacy skills and brain functions.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 29, 2010 at 6:15 PM
merry 108
@ 100 - "I walk safely down my street past multiple pit bull's every day. In a city."

Well, good on you, then! Come to my 'hood for a visit sometime: somebody two streets over has a pit that REGULARLY gets out and runs the streets. So yeah, we've learned to be vigilant on our own sidewalks because this asshole 1) chooses a potentially-lethal animal to own and 2) doesn't make absolutely damn sure that their potentially-lethal animal can NEVER do harm to others.

So where does that leave us? Back to the 'asshole owners' argument? Maybe, but if this particular asshole in my 'hood owned a dachshund, say, that regularly got out and ran the streets, there wouldn't be the same level of fear and agitation.

So again: Why does this person's right to own a pit bull trump my right to be safe on my own street?

Here, I'll answer for you: IT DOESN'T.
Posted by merry on April 29, 2010 at 6:24 PM
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ForkyMcSpoon 110
That guy is already not following the law.

So, why doesn't anybody do anything about it? And would anybody do something about it if pit bulls technically weren't allowed, considering that nobody's doing anything about his dog already?

I think the pit bull issue has been beaten to death. The issue is 1. DANGEROUS dogs, not just pit bulls and 2. owners and training. Maybe breeds known to be more dangerous should at least have more stringent requirements for ownership.

But the fact is that pit bulls aren't uniquely the only dangerous, or the most dangerous by far breed of dog. They're not that much more dangerous than many other large breeds, and other breeds are at least as dangerous (and many dogs identified as pit bulls by the media aren't actually pit bulls).

So... support rational requirements for dog ownership, particularly of the BREEDS (plural) that are more dangerous, but this anti-pit bull hysteria is just tiresome.
Posted by ForkyMcSpoon on April 29, 2010 at 10:05 PM
111
I'm pretty sure merry is a troll or unaware of the irony of shrilly calling other people shrill. That would be @97. Keep it civil, please, or you're just accusing others of being the douche bag that you are.

"Can a pit bull owner please tell me why their right to own a pit bull trumps my right to safely walk down my street? "

Let's say I'm allergic to peanuts. Can an M&Ms lover say how their right to walk down the street and come in contact with other people while eating M&Ms trumps my right to be safe from my life threatening allergy? Easy, if something is dangerous for you, it's up to you to watch out for it, not other people. Other people are responsible for the consequences of their decisions, including owning potentially dangerous animals, but something like a chain saw, or a car, or a tazer is also unpredictable, and if you look at statistics, there are other, less emotionally charged but more unpredictable sources of human death and maiming than dogs. It's more of a human-judgment issue than a dangerous animal issue. We still don't live in a nanny state, so people are trusted, albeit undeservedly for many, to make reasonably good decisions regarding social norms and interactions. Otherwise, we'd be a police state. Your right to assert what is safe and acceptable does not trump my right to assert what is safe and acceptable, nor vice versa.
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on April 30, 2010 at 11:08 AM
biffster 112
@83 bassplayerguy

i meant sober driver v. drunk driver and the responsible owner v. the irresponsible owner. you are arguing that pits should not be allowed to be kept as pets based on the fact that they have the potential to be fatal. so i was just saying that in that sense, cars should not be used as modes of transportation because of their potential to be fatal.

i just don't agree with the generalization of the breed. i do agree that they have potential to attack and be lethal, but how much of that mental stability is nature and how much of that is nurture?

and why hasn't anyone suggested a muzzle/leash/pronged collar law instead of just banning breeds outright?

those ideas of holding the owner directly responsible for the dogs' actions are not bad. i'm sure less people would want to own a pit if they knew they could potentially spend years in prison if it maims someone.
Posted by biffster on April 30, 2010 at 12:47 PM
merry 113
111 - Oh gosh darn it, ya got me. I'm just an innernetz troll, yep, you sure got me there.

Now then, as to your 'argument' - "Other people are responsible for the consequences of their decisions, including owning potentially dangerous animals..." Well, that's certainly what's being called for in post #32, which had a chorus of ringing approval. Problem is, that's NOT what we're dealing with today -- people want an intimidating dog so they get a pit, don't treat it right, let it get out of their yards, and next thing ya know, the old lady down the street is missing her ears and most of her face. Would we see less of that if we could charge the owners of said dogs AS IF they had done the crime with their own hands? Maybe, and I say, it's worth a shot.

What do you suppose is going on here? People are discussing A PROBLEM. There is A PROBLEM (a two-pronged problem) with pit bulls, and MANY of the people who own them. When a problem arises in civilized socity, people discuss it.

And, before you go waggling your internet finger at a long-standing member of an online community, you might wanna, you know, check yo'self.
Posted by merry on April 30, 2010 at 1:01 PM
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@113

If you looked over the comments, you'd see that I agreed with charging people for criminal negligence if their dogs hurt people. I even admit that pitt bulls are currently the breed that seems to be a source of the problem. Please don't condescend to instruct me on how debates are held. Clearly we are having a discussion. Thanks, professor. Dealing with the consequences of people's actions is exactly what we're dealing with today. What I suppose is going on here is that when you run out of counterpoints, you start attacking the person making the points. Again, you don't seem to notice the irony of waggling your internet finger at an internet finger-waggler.
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on April 30, 2010 at 2:06 PM
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@112 I don't agree with the comparison of dogs to cars b/c cars NEED to be operated by a person, a dog doesn't. Your car isn't going to get loose while you're asleep and hurt anyone and this is even more true with the peanut comparison that someone else made (unless the peanuts you happen to be eating are living creatures that have the capability of leaving your hand independently and inserting themselves into someone else's throat.)

That being said, I've modified my opinion through the course of this debate and I don't think there should be any breed specific rules and, like I said in post 98, I don't know if breed bans (or any kind of bans) are a good idea or would even work. However I don't have any problem with tons of regulations on any animal, not just dogs, that has the capacity to kill a healthy adult and I'm not talking about freaky incidents either where you trip and inhale and accidentally suck up an animal and choke to death or whatever. If the animal is physically capable of mauling a person to death then I think it should require a special license, classes to teach you how to handle the animal, laws that hold you criminally liable if your animal kills/mains someone, etc. That way, if you REALLY feel like you need to have a large, powerful animal as pet then you can but it will hopefully weed out some of the idiots who only want pits b/c they're cool or tough or whatever.

If you still want to use the cars as a comparison then this should be acceptable b/c we DO have all of those regulations with regards to cars. You need to take classes and get a specific license, you are held criminally liable if your car kills/maims someone while you're operating it, etc.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 30, 2010 at 2:14 PM
merry 116
114 - Sigh.

Here are your words from post 111: "I'm pretty sure merry is a troll or unaware of the irony of shrilly calling other people shrill. That would be @97. Keep it civil, please, or you're just accusing others of being the douche bag that you are."

So! YOU decided that my post was "shrill" (ooooo! shrill!!), YOU decided that I'm a troll, or maybe just stupid, YOU sweetly ask me to 'keep it civil' (Excuse me?!?), and then YOU call me a 'douche bag (sic)'.

Here's the deal: YOU don't condescend, and I won't condescend. See how that works?

Back to the subject at hand: I think we CAN agree that ALL dog owners need to be 100% personally responsible for the actions of their dogs, and prosecuted as such if need be. (Good luck getting that passed, but) THEN we'd start to see some actual changes with how people perceive their pet ownership.
Posted by merry on April 30, 2010 at 3:37 PM
merry 117
115 - I agree with your post completely. This sounds like sane common sense to me.
Posted by merry on April 30, 2010 at 3:43 PM
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@116

Yes, yes you're right. I was calling you a douche bag because that's what I think of people who rely heavily on ad hominem.

Exhibit A:
"Wooboy we got us a powerful lot of moronity up in here!!!

Joemomma, you are wrong. You're just flat-out wrong. Not that you need me to tell you that, certainly not that you'll believe me, but... it makes my fingers happy to type it out. "J-o-e-m-o-m-m-a y-o-u a-r-e w-r-o-n-g."

These pit bull defenders are indefatigable, no?"

Exhibit B:

"Plus which, why is it always the pit bull apologists who start screaming about a breed ban?... The only people screeching about a breed ban are you pit bull people - do you have to wipe the spittle off the computer screen as you post these things?"

Etc, etc....

You're twelve times more condescending than me. Don't demand respect you didn't come to the table with. Take your own advice.
Posted by jtwankerschmidt on April 30, 2010 at 3:56 PM
Lavode 119
I donated to fight Prop 2 in Florida, and asked Dan this question: "Is there a later scientific peer-reviewed study supporting the efficacy of breed bans that forms (in part or whole) the foundation of your opinion?"

As part of my preamble, I explained that I have searched online for such a study, but could not find anything. I could only find the CDC study of 2000, which actually states that there is no such evidence. I was hoping that there might be a later study I could read.

Dan's response was
"breed bans have worked in the UK, and they work well in Denver. i don't trust the studies you cite.

all the best,
dan"

Now, I am ecstatic that he did NOT simply tell me off. However, he didn't really answer the question, as he doesn't cite any study in the UK or Denver. So I am left with the conclusion that No, Dan Savage does not base his opinions of breed bans on any scientific evidence.

What I find interesting is that he "doesn't trust the studies [I] cite." I believe there was a study in the UK that also concluded that there is no supporting evidence of the efficacy of breed bans. But he doesn't trust scientific research? What does he trust? His gut?

I find that his response, while deservedly terse, spoke volumes. His opinions on breed bans are simply that: opinions. He is neither more nor less correct than the rest of us. In fact, his opinions can be said to be faith-based, since he chooses to discount evidence that does not agree with his ideas.
Posted by Lavode on April 30, 2010 at 5:15 PM
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The answer bears repeating: Any dog breed has the potential to be aggressive and dangerous. Yes, even the cute, small fluffy ones have the potential to do real harm. In fact, any animal has the potential to be aggressive and dangerous (including humans and other seemingly less aggressive simian types).
As many other posters have stated, treat all unfamiliar dogs (or any animal, pet or otherwise) with caution and respect.
Banning a breed doesn't treat the root of the problem. The root of this problem, in my view, is that people treat animals like fashion accessories, symbols of masculinity, status symbols and a multitude of other functions to bolster our flimsy egos and/or feed our neuroses. Animals, pets or otherwise, should be approached, adopted and treated with respect and a good deal of knowledge about how to treat them like a dog (or cat, ferret etc.) instead of treating them like a little or not so little human being, weapon, child or fashion accessory.
Responsible Pit Bull owners understand the breed and understand what it means to keep a pack animal with a tendency toward Alpha behavior. These dogs are inherently less dangerous than the same breed of dog owned by some douchebag trying to look tough or some nervous soul hoping to feel safer. However, even these dogs should be approached with the same caution as I would use to approach an unfamiliar Sheepdog or a Shi-tzu.

I refer all comments to Cesar Milan .
Posted by Vicko on April 30, 2010 at 5:50 PM
merry 121
@ 118 - Newsflash: The language of the internet is Snark!!

OMFG!!!

Posted by merry on April 30, 2010 at 6:43 PM
Vampireseal 122
Well, Dan I suggest that you avoid touching or at least approach with caution any kind of dog, especially if you are unfamiliar with canine behavior or body language.

Any kind of dog can bite or attack you, not only pit bulls. It's okay to be wary of a breed of dog. My mother is still afraid of German shepherds since she was bitten by one over 40 years ago. However, you must remember that other dogs besides the ones you don't like can hurt you.

Also, some good rules of thumb for gauging dumb-ass pit owners:

1. If they have more than one pit bull and they are all unspayed or unneutered, keep away. The kind of people stupid enough to keep more than one large terrier breed and not alter them is usually too dumb to train them.

2. Avoid the dogs if, in addition to not being altered, if it has a great number of scars. Granted, this could also be a sign that it was a submissive dog that got beat up by more dominant dogs--if you check out Animal Planet's special on pit bull fighting--a great many of the "fighting dogs" actually try to escape the pit. Not all pits bred for fighting cares to fight, so it may have scars for trying to avoid confrontation. Nonetheless, you might avoid these dogs. Especially if the owner is unconcerned by the wounds.

3. If the pit bull has as its leash nothing more than a long, heavy chain. You won't believe the number of people I saw coming into the vet clinic I worked at (in S. Carolina) with a dog attached to its tree-chain. I never saw a pit bull done in this fashion act aggressively (they are usually some of our best patients), but chows were usually unable to handle. A dog with a long tree-chain on its neck means it has not likely been socialized--and that's a danger.

I will say that the worst thing that has happened to pits has been their popularization by some of the stupidest people on the planet. I have many a tale I can tell you of the horribly and spectacular idiotic pit owners. These people would absolutely refuse any suggestion of neutering, and they were the only people that refused pain medications for their dogs.
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Posted by Vampireseal on April 30, 2010 at 7:23 PM
ForkyMcSpoon 123
@merry

I see that you ignored my point that, you know... Your neighbor's already not following the law. His right to have his dog run free is only trampling your rights because the law's not being enforced.

A breed ban isn't the reason why that asshole's dog gets to roam the neighborhood free.
Posted by ForkyMcSpoon on April 30, 2010 at 9:08 PM
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bassplayerguy (@28 specifically), a pit bull can certainly be restrained by its owner if it's properly leashed. Pit bulls on average weigh about 50lbs, not at all comparable with a gorilla, which, as you can probably guess, weighs significantly more than an average human. Basically what I'm trying to say here is that a ban on any one breed would do absolutely nothing to prevent people from illegally letting their dogs off-leash.
Posted by waffre on April 30, 2010 at 11:24 PM
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@124 Well, wolverines only weigh about 40 pounds so I guess they aren't dangerous then. Just keep 'em properly leased and you're good to go, right? Anyhoo, you should be specifically referring to one of the posts were I specifically say I don't favor breed bans (115 would do nicely.)
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 30, 2010 at 11:40 PM
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I mean "leashed." It might be hard to find someone who "leases" wolverines.
Posted by bassplayerguy on April 30, 2010 at 11:40 PM
127
"Everyone who thinks pit bulls come out of their momma's cooch aggressive violent killers is more ignorant than an inbred moron."

This would be a much more powerful statement if we didn't have documented cases of pit bull puppies killing people, too. Fail.
Posted by laurelgardner http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5877570 on May 1, 2010 at 12:47 PM
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""Everyone who thinks pit bulls come out of their momma's cooch aggressive violent killers is more ignorant than an inbred moron."

This would be a much more powerful statement if we didn't have documented cases of pit bull puppies killing people, too. Fail. "

Where is this documentation of killer puppies? Links? (insert snarky, insanely cliche, lame, uncreative internet jargon here--"Fail". Or maybe "Epic Fail". "Woohoo, I'm so cool on the internet! I can argue my logic-less point using conjecture, cliche remarks and misinformation based on fairy tale!")
Posted by joemomma on May 2, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Delishuss 129
I am really surprised how worked up people on SLOG get about Dan's dog posts (on both sides). 130 comments? Comparing pit bulls to Muslim terrorists? Srsly?
Posted by Delishuss on May 2, 2010 at 4:34 PM

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