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Friday, April 23, 2010

Politics / ??!! From the Front Lines of Crazy

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Apr 23, 2010 at 9:47 AM

Sent this morning to my inbox, and thank God:

The Nazis in The White House Story: Part 5
How Old Is 'Obama'?
By Jon Carlson

Americans are continually being bombarded with claims that the Unknown President, spelled with one R while his alleged father's name is spelled with TWO R's, was born in Kenya or Hawaii. Evidence shows that 'Obama' was probably just another Nazi CIA assumed identity scam with faked, missing, and substituted photos AND forged, missing, and substituted documents. That means somebody with a Hawaii birth certificate had their identity assumed by Obama and that person probably is still alive today. An Intellius search of alleged mother Stanley Anne Dunham shows she is still alive today at age 67.

Read the whole thing—complete with scans of official-looking documents—here.

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I don't even know where to start ...

Posted by nseattlite on April 23, 2010 at 10:04 AM

I once had access to Intellius to run searches. I put in the name Gary Ridgway and nothing came up. Maybe they got that problem corrected now.

Posted by kathotdog on April 23, 2010 at 10:24 AM

Funniest bit was where the crazies showed Obama shirtless and commented that his modestly ripped, youthful chest was clearly the chest of a much older man.

Posted by The Max on April 23, 2010 at 10:25 AM

LOOK AT THE WINKLES IN OBAMA'S FACE.

Posted by Jenny

on April 23, 2010 at 10:33 AM

@3--I know! I know many 30 year olds who would die for a body like that!

@4--WINKLES: lines created in the face similar to crow's feet caused my winking in acknowledgment of all the fellow Natzis in the room who are in on the Soshulist Obamma conspiracy.

Posted by nseattlite on April 23, 2010 at 10:42 AM

Obama's not an alien antichrist? I'm disappointed...

Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on April 23, 2010 at 10:45 AM

We can tell he's not real because he's not fat (he's a Thai, and thus vegetarian) and because he sucks at golf.

Most shocking of all is to learn that our Veep is really named "Joseph Bilden".

Posted by Fnarf

on April 23, 2010 at 11:29 AM

oh wow, this is a hoot! holy fucking shit

Posted by i'm pro-science and i vote

on April 23, 2010 at 12:32 PM

Hey warn us before we click on through to the paranoid crazy! I don't want them to get delusions of grandeur by the number of clicks they get.

All kidding aside WTF!

Posted by kmq1 on April 23, 2010 at 2:21 PM