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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

??!! / Religion Preferable to Catholic Priest Ken

Posted by on Tue, Apr 20, 2010 at 3:06 PM

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You can become a fan of Episcopal Priest Barbie on FaceBook.

(Disclaimer: I am fairly certain the only way you can actually have an Episcopal Priest Barbie is to make your own damn vestments for your existing Malibu Barbie. Results may vary.)

UPDATE: Everyone's in on the action! Meet Tefillin Barbie, Atheist Barbie, Muslim Barbie, and Butch Dyke Barbie.

 

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Shouldn't the vestments be pink?
Posted by keshmeshi on April 20, 2010 at 3:12 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 2
People are weird.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on April 20, 2010 at 3:21 PM
Will in Seattle 3
She'd be way hotter if she was Anglican Priest Barbie.

That sexy Brit accent does it every time.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on April 20, 2010 at 3:26 PM
4
But there is this: http://www.hasoferet.com/bar/barbie.shtm…
Posted by Hatesbarbiesanyway on April 20, 2010 at 3:28 PM
You Look Like I Need A Drink! 5
But not more preferable to "Coqk Ring Ken"!

http://www.toplessrobot.com/earringmagic…

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/scott-diel…
Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on April 20, 2010 at 3:52 PM
Will in Seattle 6
Interesting New Yorker story about wartime correspondents doing a ktotche event - one of the items one reporter brought he described as a Whiskey Bottle Burkha, but a woman reporter spoke up and said she had brought one as well, and it actually was a real Burkha for a Barbie.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on April 20, 2010 at 4:35 PM
7
Tefillin Barbie should not be touching the Torah with her hand. She needs a yad, a pointer. Tsk.
Posted by sarah68 on April 20, 2010 at 6:06 PM
8
butch-dyke barbie needs to be more squared-off in the torso.
Posted by Libby on April 20, 2010 at 6:26 PM
9
you forget white trash/trailer park barbie--pregnant with tatoos and facial piercings and a cigarette in the ring hole on her hand.
Posted by catballou on April 20, 2010 at 8:18 PM
10
Actually, she should only wear pink for the third Sunday of Advent.

You asked.
Posted by Lymis on April 21, 2010 at 7:23 AM
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