Over the weekend, Slog tipper Michael found an amazing document on a Tea Party Patriot forum. It's tea poetry! Here's a screenshot:
Thank you so, so much for sending this, Michael. If you have trouble viewing images on your browser, the full text is available after the jump. It is all (sic). In every sense of the word.
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW BLIND OBAMA YOU HAVE WAKEN UP A SLEEPING GIANT WE THE PEOPLE UNITED WE STAND AS ONE NATION TO SAY NO YOU MUST GO WE THE PEOPLE SAY NO YOU MUST GO IMPEACH OBAMA AND BRING HIM TO JUSTICE IMPEACH IMPEACH BRING HIM TO JUSTICE WITH ALL THE OTHER TRADERS TO WE THE PEOPLE AND THE CONTITUTION OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WHO STAND TOGETHER AND WILL NOT FALL PLAY WE MAY BUTT WHEN NEEDED WE COME STAMPEDING PROWD AMERICANS READY TO FACE ANY ENEMIES FOREIGN OR DOMESTIC WE THE PEOPLE SAY THE CONTITUTION IS IN OUR HEARTS ONLY A TRUE AMERICAN KNOWS ITS TRUE PATH AND WILL DEFEND UNTIL DEATH YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOW'N FREEDOM WILL STAND FOR THE PEOPLE BY THE PEOPLE