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Friday, April 16, 2010

Boom Suicide Isn't Funny

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Apr 16, 2010 at 10:50 AM

Neither are clowns. But this is delightful.

Thank you, WOW Report (where it was posted under the title "Quit Clowning." Bravo!)

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Suicide is always funny and enjoyable!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on April 16, 2010 at 10:58 AM

Dave,
I wonder if it was painless?

Posted by lark on April 16, 2010 at 11:00 AM

"That tickles!"

Posted by Baconcat on April 16, 2010 at 11:02 AM

At least he won't get eaten-- Cannibals think clowns taste funny.

Posted by thanks i'm here all week on April 16, 2010 at 11:12 AM

No, its not. Period.

Posted by Jaymz on April 16, 2010 at 11:14 AM

I like clowns, and this images makes me very, very sad.

Posted by TVDinner

on April 16, 2010 at 11:35 AM

So I wonder what spews out of a drag queens head after she puts a gun to her head.

Glitter maybe? A plethora of brightly colored feathers? Stale makeup? Hmmmm...

Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on April 16, 2010 at 11:35 AM

i'm black and i leak mocha.

Posted by reverend dr dj riz on April 16, 2010 at 11:41 AM

I'm caucasian and I leak mayonnaise.

Posted by David Schmader on April 16, 2010 at 11:49 AM

I'm native american, I leak dust, dry dry dust, because life on the plains is hard.

Well, I'm also part irish, so I suppose I also leak whiskey.

Ah, no matter-- whatever I leak, I've heard it's tasty.

Posted by Baconcat on April 16, 2010 at 11:56 AM

Told ya we shouldn't have built that fence on the Aurora Bridge.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on April 16, 2010 at 11:58 AM

Hey, Schmader? Your guy made a really good choice with that shoulder bag of yours; you might want to run any potential art acquisitions past him first, too. Juuust sayin'.

Posted by Irena on April 16, 2010 at 12:04 PM

I hope I leak compassion, grace, acceptance, justice and love.

I suppose having a genetic makeup similar to Baconcat, means I leak some whisky and dust, too.

Posted by kim in portland

on April 16, 2010 at 12:06 PM

Oh! Pretty colors!

Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on April 16, 2010 at 12:22 PM

@10, Alas, if you were 100% Irish you'd leak Guinness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrSSSfYE2…

Posted by FreudianShrimp on April 16, 2010 at 3:40 PM

Clowns aren't funny?Apparently we haven't met jackhole!

Posted by Ronald_McFondle

on April 16, 2010 at 6:57 PM

Krusty was the only clown I ever found genuinely funny.

Posted by venomlash on April 16, 2010 at 10:23 PM

I have such a huge boner right now!

Thanks david for your tireless efforts to uplift our culture, instead of hastening it towards it's bitter end I'm sure the twenty somethings appreciate it.

Posted by Ecce Homo on April 17, 2010 at 3:00 AM

suicide is exciting, clown are not. period.

Drew

Posted by drew_hause@yahoo.com on April 23, 2010 at 3:08 AM

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Clowns are a respected part of our American culture. How dare you

Posted by Pat Boone on September 12, 2010 at 10:06 PM

i cant believe people are making fun of this it isnt funny whats so ever maybe you havent had someone commit suicide others has watch what you say and how you joke around with it

Posted by coshi on October 11, 2011 at 2:04 PM