Slog

News & Arts

Line Out

Music & the City
at Night

« You Do Not Have a Book Deal... | 24 Million Mobile Phones in Mexico… »

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Character Study If This Were My Puppy...

Posted by Cienna Madrid on Tue, Apr 13, 2010 at 4:29 PM

I'd name her Crazy-Eyed Killer.

Jaimepmac via Flickr

But she's not my baby Boston Terrier, and so her name is Lulu.

UPDATE: Lulu's one paw away from finalizing a book deal! (See Paul's post below.)

Comments (18) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment

I like it. But can I make one suggestion. How about lose the motherfucker. Cause you already said fuck before, you don't need two fucks. Instead how about bitch. Cause bitch is like a word for someone you disrespect.

Posted by lukeiscool on April 13, 2010 at 4:35 PM

@1- I like your idea of adding performance art to the comments.

Posted by slake on April 13, 2010 at 4:41 PM

Makes me miss Derrickito.

Posted by Baconcat on April 13, 2010 at 4:43 PM

@2 - You're my caucasian!

Posted by lukeiscool on April 13, 2010 at 4:49 PM

@1 - that's top notch stuff right there.

Posted by JF on April 13, 2010 at 4:50 PM

I like the direction this thread is headed.

Posted by Cienna Madrid on April 13, 2010 at 4:53 PM

How you gonna just throw the jacket AT me?

Posted by the duster on April 13, 2010 at 4:57 PM

@6: In before Mr. Winkle.

Posted by Baconcat on April 13, 2010 at 4:57 PM

Lulu is paw but not Paul, so Boston update.

@1 How am I doing?

Posted by slake on April 13, 2010 at 4:58 PM

i'd name her ugly little fuck and send her to the pound.

Posted by sepiolida on April 13, 2010 at 5:15 PM

Were David Bowie an inbred canine . . .

Posted by Telsa Grills on April 13, 2010 at 5:17 PM

Is that a Cubs blanket?

Posted by slake on April 13, 2010 at 5:18 PM

i'd name her little fuckin agro-mutherfucker and send her back to russia.

Posted by I've seen better tits on boar. on April 13, 2010 at 8:26 PM

@10. That's my puppy, and if this weren't the Internet, I would slap the shit out of you.

Posted by Brian with an I on April 13, 2010 at 9:15 PM

@10. That's my puppy, and if this weren't the Internet, I would slap the shit out of you.

@12. It's a Yankees blanket. Lulu is a fan, like her daddy.

Posted by Brian with an I on April 13, 2010 at 9:19 PM