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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

If This Were My Puppy...

Posted by on Tue, Apr 13, 2010 at 4:29 PM

I'd name her Crazy-Eyed Killer.

Lulu.jpg
  • Jaimepmac via Flickr

But she's not my baby Boston Terrier, and so her name is Lulu.

UPDATE: Lulu's one paw away from finalizing a book deal! (See Paul's post below.)

 

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lukeiscool 1
I like it. But can I make one suggestion. How about lose the motherfucker. Cause you already said fuck before, you don't need two fucks. Instead how about bitch. Cause bitch is like a word for someone you disrespect.
Posted by lukeiscool on April 13, 2010 at 4:35 PM · Report this
slake 2
@1- I like your idea of adding performance art to the comments.
Posted by slake on April 13, 2010 at 4:41 PM · Report this
Baconcat 3
Makes me miss Derrickito.
Posted by Baconcat on April 13, 2010 at 4:43 PM · Report this
lukeiscool 4
@2 - You're my caucasian!
Posted by lukeiscool on April 13, 2010 at 4:49 PM · Report this
JF 5
@1 - that's top notch stuff right there.
Posted by JF on April 13, 2010 at 4:50 PM · Report this
Cienna Madrid 6
I like the direction this thread is headed.
Posted by Cienna Madrid on April 13, 2010 at 4:53 PM · Report this
the duster 7
How you gonna just throw the jacket AT me?
Posted by the duster on April 13, 2010 at 4:57 PM · Report this
Baconcat 8
@6: In before Mr. Winkle.
Posted by Baconcat on April 13, 2010 at 4:57 PM · Report this
slake 9
Lulu is paw but not Paul, so Boston update.

@1 How am I doing?
Posted by slake on April 13, 2010 at 4:58 PM · Report this
sepiolida 10
i'd name her ugly little fuck and send her to the pound.
Posted by sepiolida on April 13, 2010 at 5:15 PM · Report this
Telsa Grills 11
Were David Bowie an inbred canine . . .
Posted by Telsa Grills on April 13, 2010 at 5:17 PM · Report this
slake 12
Is that a Cubs blanket?
Posted by slake on April 13, 2010 at 5:18 PM · Report this
13
i'd name her little fuckin agro-mutherfucker and send her back to russia.
Posted by I've seen better tits on boar. on April 13, 2010 at 8:26 PM · Report this
14
@10. That's my puppy, and if this weren't the Internet, I would slap the shit out of you.
Posted by Brian with an I on April 13, 2010 at 9:15 PM · Report this
15
@10. That's my puppy, and if this weren't the Internet, I would slap the shit out of you.

@12. It's a Yankees blanket. Lulu is a fan, like her daddy.
Posted by Brian with an I on April 13, 2010 at 9:19 PM · Report this
Jason Josephes 16
Came here to say what #1 said. Dammit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCzdEAy8W…
Posted by Jason Josephes http://www.myspace.com/bluemoonseattle on April 13, 2010 at 9:51 PM · Report this
sepiolida 17
@14-15 I'm sorry your dog is so ugly, but good job exploiting it.
Posted by sepiolida on April 13, 2010 at 10:09 PM · Report this
Vince 18
Dress her up as a Pike Street whore.
Posted by Vince on April 14, 2010 at 7:42 AM · Report this

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