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Friday, April 9, 2010

Chow Today in Breakfast

Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Apr 9, 2010 at 9:48 AM

Ohhh, Dahlia Bakery fried egg sandwich with cheddar cheese and housemade brown sugar sausage on a fresh baked English muffin...Be my wife.*

Yes. I am eating this breakfast sandwich in my bed with this stuffed bear.

Yes. I am eating this breakfast sandwich in my bed with this stuffed bear.

*Incidentally, Dahlia Bakery fried egg sandwich, how do you feel about polygamy? Because I would also like to propose nuptials to your sister, Dahlia Bakery breakfast sandwich with walnut butter and banana. Oh, and also I am going to eat both of you.

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That's just mean!

Posted by Keekee on April 9, 2010 at 9:55 AM

What you're proposing Lindy is breakfast muffin incest in addition to polygamy. That just has to be illegal in most states.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

Posted by COMTE

on April 9, 2010 at 9:59 AM

Looks pretty gross.

Posted by Mr. Poe on April 9, 2010 at 10:00 AM

Mr. Poe always enjoys raining on other's parades. Fun guy!

Posted by Keekee on April 9, 2010 at 10:01 AM

Lucky sandwiches!

Posted by TVDinner

on April 9, 2010 at 10:09 AM

An egg mcmuffin by any other name is still nasty.

Posted by gross on April 9, 2010 at 10:19 AM

How do you get those delivered to your bed?

Posted by Explorer on April 9, 2010 at 10:23 AM

OMG! That looks unbelievably good!

Posted by Vince on April 9, 2010 at 10:36 AM

@4: WELCOME TO THE INTERNET :D

Posted by Baconcat on April 9, 2010 at 10:56 AM

6: That is simply not true. Real McDonalds egg mcmuffins involve some crap-ass chemical/sodium explosion that forces me to take a nap with a migraine.

But fry up an egg, toast an English muffin, and slap 'em together at home, and you will be very happy.

Posted by David Schmader on April 9, 2010 at 11:01 AM

@7 beat me to it. Did someone bring this to you?! Because having gotten up and gone all the way to Dahlia bakery and brought it all the way home to eat in bed kinda defeats the purpose.

Posted by Callie

on April 9, 2010 at 11:52 AM

@7 and 11: I was downtown on other business and stopped by on my way home.

Posted by Lindy West on April 9, 2010 at 12:04 PM

Dammit. Thanks a lot, Lindy; you reminded me of the Dahlia take-out cafe and I just went down there. I escaped with just a bowl of tomato soup for lunch, but could I resist the toasted-marshmallow-topped Rocky Road cupcake? NO.

Posted by leek on April 9, 2010 at 12:27 PM

That's looks fucking good.

Posted by Dougsf on April 9, 2010 at 12:45 PM

The descriptions are heavenly,Lindy--get a better camera, OK? LOL!

Posted by Timmytee on April 9, 2010 at 1:31 PM

@4, that's not rain.

Posted by Fnarf

on April 9, 2010 at 2:03 PM

I cannot cheat on Slices('breakfast sandwich), she's a much dirtier girl:-)

Posted by Whistling Song on April 9, 2010 at 7:55 PM

Having a delicious breakfast sandwich with one's teddy bear is a lovely way to start the day.

Now those chocolate truffle cookies that Dahlia makes? Evil. Puuuure Eeeeeviiiil. Your teddy bear can't handle them. My teddy bear faints at them. But my stuffed otter? He's da man! Loves those truffle cookies!

Posted by otto on April 9, 2010 at 10:52 PM