This week's wonderful edition of police beat is only available online. From the police report:

He went into his bedroom and found that his shotgun, rifle, jewelry, clothing, and hats were stolen. He checked the rest of his home and found that his pit bull puppy was taken also.

Says Charles Mudede:

I can't help it—I just have to say it. And many people will not like what I can't help saying. But all I can see in this report is one thing: The robbery made the victim's home safer.

Enraged pit bull defenders who insist that enraged pit bull owners are the problem can vent some of their rage—perhaps sparing their pit bulls from the rage—by reading the column over HERE.