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Crime / Health The Voice Mails of Charles Alan Wilson (March 24: "Watch Your Back")
Posted by Eli Sanders on Tue, Apr 6, 2010 at 4:51 PM
The man arrested today for allegedly threatening to kill Sen. Patty Murray, as recorded by a Murray staffer at 8:09 a.m. on March 24:
Senator you just got done fucking the people of this state, the senior citizens of this country and most everybody else, to satisfy your ideological ideas. We are going to fuck you up. We are going to fuck you up as bad as we can. Yes, the independents. The real people of this country, not you spineless fucking socialists. You better watch your fucking back, baby, because there’s people gonna come after you with fucking both fucking barrels, bitch. You fucking Pike Street whore.
And at 8:11 a.m.:
Somebody is eventually gonna get through your security and put a fucking gun to your head, and hopefully I will be able to watch somebody blow your fucking brains out. You’re so fucking ignorant. I would actually pay to help that person, you fucking sleeze-ball fucking cunt. You are running this country. You have awakened a sleeping giant and we are coming after you. Yes, we the people. As you trash our constitution, you tried to lead us into a socialistic nation, we’re gonna fuck you up. We’re gonna fuck you up so fucking bad, you’re gonna be fucking… I hope somebody gets through your security and blows your fucking brains out. Yes, I truly, really, with all my heart, hopefully somebody does that.
And at 10:24 a.m.:
The old saying goes, my dear, all’s fair in love and war. This is war, so everything is fair. Cover your back. You better have eyes in the back of your head. Cover your back, all’s fair in love and war. Nobody comes out a winner. You may think you’re a winner now. You’re gonna be the biggest fucking loser. You have a horrendous amount of people that dislike you and your policies, and since we are, you have declared war on the American citizens, and we are declaring war upon you. Watch your back.
Previously: April 4, March 22, and March 23. All voice mails taken from the charging documents.
1
What's with the obsession with Pike Street? Having been a slut - but never a whore - on both Pike and East Pike (and even Pike Place one truly regrettable night) I never thought it was anything special.
Now a University Street slut - now you're talking: There's some classy real estate there. Some of our most successful contemporary sluts began their careers on a stool at 411 University. The generation before that earned their stripes at 410 University.
Now a University Street slut - now you're talking: There's some classy real estate there. Some of our most successful contemporary sluts began their careers on a stool at 411 University. The generation before that earned their stripes at 410 University.
2
As someone living a block off Aurora, I'm a little insulted that this man is ignoring all the fine prostitution being done in my neighborhood. Hello? There's more to Seattle than just Capitol Hill!
4
Personally I find the Stewart Street Skanks and Union Street Tarts more offensive, always wanting to front as high class Pike/Pine corridor sluts.
but FWIW, the Olive Way Ho's are a decent middlegound, sorta like Target or Ikea.
but FWIW, the Olive Way Ho's are a decent middlegound, sorta like Target or Ikea.
5
It's really weird to be reading these screeds and seeing the correct use of Your/You're, to/two/too, etc.
6
Just a note: guns don't have sex. Even if they are concealed weapons held by tea bag terrorists.
... at least I hope they don't ... good thing I skip HUMP.
... at least I hope they don't ... good thing I skip HUMP.
8
When I was a Pike Street Whore (should that be trademarked?) I never saw Patty at work...lazy bitch!!
9
@ 5 - That's because these are voicemail messages that were transcribed by Sen. Murray's staffers.
THEY know how to spell -- I would imagine the mouth-breather who left these screeds would have a hard time with the difference between 'your' and 'you're', not to mention the greater issues of being alive on the planet.....
THEY know how to spell -- I would imagine the mouth-breather who left these screeds would have a hard time with the difference between 'your' and 'you're', not to mention the greater issues of being alive on the planet.....
10
Pike Street? My gosh, when I think of whores and Seattle I have to say Pike Street is not what comes to mind. Maybe a few decades ago, I wasn't around these parts back then.
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@5 - I felt the same when I was reading it. I know they're transcribed, but I just can't help but assume that all the typos would somehow make it more palatable. Maybe it's ... the lack of education? ... that errant apostrophes and kooky commas imply that make an awful, horrid message like this understandable, I dunno. "They're idiots - what do you expect?" But in this case. Well. It's a jolt to the psyche. I may use periods and commas strangely, but at least I know what I mean by them.
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@ 13,
Background checks can check for criminal history. They can't check for Fucking Crazy.
"Funny" how much of this rant is paraphrased from Glenn Beck Rants. She's "declared war" on "real Americans" (not the rest of us who just fake our citizenship) by "leading us to socialism". Not that we can blame Beck and his ilk of course. They have freedom of speech and even if that speech directly leads to Muslims declaring holy war and killing... no, that's not right, I mean leads real Americans to protect their country from socialists by killing people then that's ok.
Wow, that was almost a really awkward slip. I mean really, speech that leads Muslims to kill Americans gets the president to say we can shoot you without a trial. Speech that leads teabaggers to kill senators gets you a TV show.
Background checks can check for criminal history. They can't check for Fucking Crazy.
"Funny" how much of this rant is paraphrased from Glenn Beck Rants. She's "declared war" on "real Americans" (not the rest of us who just fake our citizenship) by "leading us to socialism". Not that we can blame Beck and his ilk of course. They have freedom of speech and even if that speech directly leads to Muslims declaring holy war and killing... no, that's not right, I mean leads real Americans to protect their country from socialists by killing people then that's ok.
Wow, that was almost a really awkward slip. I mean really, speech that leads Muslims to kill Americans gets the president to say we can shoot you without a trial. Speech that leads teabaggers to kill senators gets you a TV show.
15
& I love his previous rants where Mr senior citizen here, who is surely on Medicare, rails against socialism. Down with socialism! Keep your hands off my Medicare!
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