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News & ArtsMonday, April 5, 2010
Retail Nice Work There
Posted by Grant Brissey on Mon, Apr 5, 2010 at 6:44 PM
Via Buzzfeed via Chuckmore
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Good god. This is so iconic of conservatism today: in the post-Bush, post-healthcare reform, post-lesbian bondage era.
Sean Hannity's book. It can be found among other douches. Still missing: the money embezzled from his charity. Perhaps that's on aisle 7.
Sean Hannity's book. It can be found among other douches. Still missing: the money embezzled from his charity. Perhaps that's on aisle 7.
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He was also douching himself. Seemed somewhat out of the ordinary at the time, but I now understand.
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@14: Nope, just douchebags are douchebags.
Sean Hannity is a douchebag. Because he's a douchebag.
Sean Hannity is a douchebag. Because he's a douchebag.
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@14
No, not everyone. Just Hannity.
I've seen articles in which Dan shows respect for a lot of people with whom he disagrees.
But seriously, have you ever caught even a few seconds of "Great American Panel" or "Why America is the Greatest Nation God Gave to Earth Ever"? Hannity just happens to be a complete and utter douche without the ability to ever unpucker his lips.
Ever.
No, not everyone. Just Hannity.
I've seen articles in which Dan shows respect for a lot of people with whom he disagrees.
But seriously, have you ever caught even a few seconds of "Great American Panel" or "Why America is the Greatest Nation God Gave to Earth Ever"? Hannity just happens to be a complete and utter douche without the ability to ever unpucker his lips.
Ever.
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Oops, I forgot I wasn't actually reading Savage. My apologies, apparently I'm a douche... and an idiot.
Could be worse, I could be a Fox News host.
Could be worse, I could be a Fox News host.
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@10 just because it's been done doesn't mean you can't still do it. i think i will do it next time i'm in a store that carries both of these things.
btw i didn't know they make/sell douches anymore. (not the people kind - i know there's plenty of those being made/sold).
btw i didn't know they make/sell douches anymore. (not the people kind - i know there's plenty of those being made/sold).
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A quick Google images search of Hannity shows almost 100 percent solo pictures.
A requisite of douches is that they be surrounded by hot skanky girls which in turn makes nerds label them douches.
http://images.teamsugar.com
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A requisite of douches is that they be surrounded by hot skanky girls which in turn makes nerds label them douches.
http://images.teamsugar.com
/files
/upl1
/1
/13255
/23_2008
/douche.jpg
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I see your side can't win the debate by using facts so, as usual you resort to sophomoric character assassination. Hope you enjoy your eternity in hell.
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@23: Enjoy wasting your existence on a fairytale, scared little man.
(I know I shouldn't feed the Troll ... )
(I know I shouldn't feed the Troll ... )
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That's sad, that all the ones that are disagreeing aren't presenting any facts either. Maybe they should go put Glenn Beck's books next to the Bible and take a picture. Seems like their sort of thing. Or maybe next to some shotguns.
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The few trolls here getting their panties all twisted are just pissed because they lack the wit and creativity to pull off a prank half as funny as this shit. And yeah, that makes me smile. :)
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"I see your side can't win the debate by using facts so, as usual you resort to sophomoric character assassination. Hope you enjoy your eternity in hell. "
Spoken by a true Rush fan. First the lie about "facts" by which I mean you and you co-horts wouldn't know a fact unless you made it up - which you do whenever it suits your needs. Then once the arguement is lost, they turn to the religious nutters rant of "enjoy your eternity in hell". You people sicken me and are the reason MY United States of America has become a sesspool of idiot fear mongers bent on world destruction. You and your kind are an enemies to the world and must be dealt with before its too late.
Spoken by a true Rush fan. First the lie about "facts" by which I mean you and you co-horts wouldn't know a fact unless you made it up - which you do whenever it suits your needs. Then once the arguement is lost, they turn to the religious nutters rant of "enjoy your eternity in hell". You people sicken me and are the reason MY United States of America has become a sesspool of idiot fear mongers bent on world destruction. You and your kind are an enemies to the world and must be dealt with before its too late.
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...and by dealt with I mean the world must be shown the true liars you are. Then all those who back your lies must be voted out of office. Then cable networks like Fox News must be held responsible for all the damage it has done. We need a law in the country making it punishable by law any news corp or semblance thereof who intentionally tell lies to the public to advance a certain political agenda - the lost of their broadcast licence.
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Ha ha....oh, I get it. Hannity believes differently than I do, so he's a douchebag. haha. So funny.
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Sean Hannity, a "real" American, that alone gives we veterans pause to wonder just what were we being shot at for? I guess that this is what remained home while we were fighting his war for, so he could lie like a rug and you all would call him "real".
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Dumbass liberals have no argument so they have to try to put conservatives down with this kind of childish shit...hey assholes..just go to Greece where your fellow loons are...oh that's right...Greece is about to implode..thanks to 40 years of liberal assholes making the rules...so go there quick so you can implode with them...HA HA HA HA
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