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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Lunchtime Quickie: French Women Are Hot, Part II

Posted by on Wed, Mar 31, 2010 at 12:15 PM

Just another day, walking around in France. I mean, this sort of thing happens all the time over there, doesn't it?

Thanks tipper Scary Tyler Moore. And French Women Are Hot, Part I

 

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1
Awesome. Thanks.
Posted by jen on March 31, 2010 at 12:33 PM
gloomy gus 2
That blonde was the perfect finale. The way she shoved her dress at girl 2 made me laugh with delight.
Posted by gloomy gus on March 31, 2010 at 12:34 PM
passionate_jus 3
In several major German cities you can sun bathe nude in the parks. Here we don't even have one official clothing optional beach, even though a group of us have asked the Parks Department for years.

I guess when all of your cities have been bombed to hell you have bigger issues than the human body.
Posted by passionate_jus on March 31, 2010 at 12:42 PM
4
yes, they are

Seattle womyn, on the other hand, are fucking unattractive, possibly the ugliest in America. No one told me before I moved in, I call it 'The Big Lie".
Posted by Asian1981 on March 31, 2010 at 12:50 PM
passionate_jus 5
@4

Damn it's you again. You have got to be one of the rudest people on Slog. Please STFU and go away. No one cares about your opinion on the women of the NW.

PS there are beautiful women (and men) everywhere on the earth. Just because you don't know how to please one isn't their fault -- it is yours.
Posted by passionate_jus on March 31, 2010 at 1:03 PM
6
yup, that's where babies get made.
Posted by jennam on March 31, 2010 at 1:09 PM
Loveschild 7
The look on the some of the people's faces was priceless.
Posted by Loveschild http://www.samaritanspurse.org/index.php/articles/responding_to_haiti_earthquake/ on March 31, 2010 at 1:16 PM
ERIN! 8
The most shocking thing about this video? None of those women appear to be wearing shoes... on the streets on Paris. Ack.
Posted by ERIN! on March 31, 2010 at 1:20 PM
9
So…they're willing to walk nude through the streets of Paris, but can't present themselves on the net?
Posted by Timothy on March 31, 2010 at 1:21 PM
You Look Like I Need A Drink! 10
Where are the nekkid French dudes?...
Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on March 31, 2010 at 1:42 PM
nseattlite 11
The hip bones on #1 were disgusting.

@4, guaranteed if these gals were clothed, without makeup on, you wouldn't be able to differentiate between them and Seattle "womyn."

We're just uber casual around here. We want you to know exactly what you're getting, rather than have shock and awe set in when we wake up next to you in the morning.

You wanna see ugly folks (of both genders)? Go to the midwest. Entire families in some small towns have porcine features.
Posted by nseattlite on March 31, 2010 at 1:46 PM
spaceapple 12
Thanks for this, Kelly O. You're like some kind of Johnny Appleseed, only with hot french women instead of apples.
Posted by spaceapple on March 31, 2010 at 1:53 PM
aardvark 13
eat a cheeseburger and some doughnuts skinny girls is gross i want to know its a woman not a post op right right
Posted by aardvark on March 31, 2010 at 2:00 PM
14
If a woman has dark hair and a little ink (plus a functioning brain of course), I don't care what her passport says. Except maybe "Ohio."

Regardless, this Seattle works out just fine for this transplant.
Posted by Agent Michael Scarn on March 31, 2010 at 2:25 PM
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"No one cares about your opinion on the women of the NW."

I imagine ugly NW women don't have an interest in my opinions on how ugly they are up here but I'm trying to spread the word around the country, warning men not to move here if they are single.

Seriously, you can go a week in Seattle and not see a stunner. When I lived in Paris in the 1990s, I wouldn't go 5 minutes without seeing a stunner.

"We want you to know exactly what you're getting"

And trust me, it's ain't pretty. And the other Seattle myth? that women here are fit and healthy…..man, I've seen more stretched-out tattoos on fat chicks here than at a circus freak show.
Posted by Asian1981 on March 31, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Tingleyfeeln 16
If you think there aren't any hot women in Seattle, where do you think they are?
Also, if you think our women aren't how, have you ever been to the South, or even just Eastern Washington?

I will defend your comments to say that yes, compared to France, our women aren't that hot. So what?
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on March 31, 2010 at 3:33 PM
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@8 That's what I thought at first, but look during the transitions between models.

-LT L
Posted by LT L on March 31, 2010 at 3:34 PM
McGee 18
@15 Please do tell people, any one you meet, not to move here. Hopefully on your way out. So you lived in Paris? I bet you didn't score there either. It might have something to do with the fact that you're a repugnant twerp or that the women here just aren't into baby-dicked sad-sacks. Hurry up and shoot up a women's excercise class.
Posted by McGee on March 31, 2010 at 4:11 PM
19
Srsly... protruding hip bones? Groooossssss not hhhoooottttt.
Posted by Ggaw on March 31, 2010 at 4:21 PM
20
"protruding hip bones? Groooossssss not hhhoooottttt."

Ys, this is Seattle, we want our girls in skinny jeans with muffin tops spewing out the top.
Posted by Asian1981 on March 31, 2010 at 4:24 PM
21
"So you lived in Paris? I bet you didn't score there either."

Guess again! A Frog dragged me there. Had a fun few years, then bailed for NYC. After those two cities I just wasn't ready for the atrociously ugly women here. Seriously, look around you, more mingers than you can shake a stick at.

Even if you're married, it's nice to have eye candy, don't you think?
Posted by Asian1981 on March 31, 2010 at 4:27 PM
22
"So you lived in Paris? I bet you didn't score there either."

Guess again! A Frog dragged me there. Had a fun few years, then bailed for NYC. After those two cities I just wasn't ready for the atrociously ugly women here. Seriously, look around you, more mingers than you can shake a stick at.

Even if you're married, it's nice to have eye candy, don't you think?
Posted by Asian1981 on March 31, 2010 at 4:28 PM
23
I suggest you all read "French Women Don't Get Fat' by Mireille Guiliano......
Posted by Asian1981 on March 31, 2010 at 4:32 PM
Dumpsterpaste 24
French men are also hot:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9h2n3_…
Posted by Dumpsterpaste on March 31, 2010 at 4:53 PM
25
Guys who are that obsessed with how women look, and who toot their own horn that gracelessly, do not beautiful women get, Asian1981.
How many times do you need to hear you're a jackass before you believe it? Yeah, I'm sure you got a lot of tail in Paris. Why do you think we care?

But I don't believe you, cos Paris is a city of those who know how to maintain on their inner asshole.
Posted by Montdidier on March 31, 2010 at 5:05 PM
26
Also, ya need to take a cold look in the mirror at Todd Packer from The Office.
Posted by Montdidier on March 31, 2010 at 5:17 PM
27
"Guys who are that obsessed with how women look"

Are you kidding, all men do that, they just don't tell you. In Seattle, of course, they just have to lower their standards....I mean, REALLY lower, all the way to the gutter.

The fact that women in in Seattle are unattractive is hardly news, I hear the complaint all the time from fellow transplants. MAybe after 10 yrs here people give up and go after the native women. Hell, put me on an island alone with a sheep and after a few years even I'd get desperate.
Posted by Asian1981 on March 31, 2010 at 5:39 PM
28
I just realized my favorite part of this movie is how the onlookers don't all start whipping out iphones and cameras left and right. They gawk (or don't), and then go back to their business. In the states there would be so many goddamn photo flashes and pointing that the video wouldn't even work.
Posted by alicia from california on March 31, 2010 at 8:20 PM
29
Je veux Ethan Hawke?!
Posted by Amelia on March 31, 2010 at 11:43 PM
30
"Aus dem Leben eines Klatschreporters."
Posted by Amelia on March 31, 2010 at 11:47 PM

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