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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Homo Leather Week Is the Longest Week

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, Mar 24, 2010 at 10:10 AM

This banner was hanging at The Cuff this morning:

Is leather's week like a baker's dozen?

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Leathers have so much pride it oozes up to eleven days

Posted by vooodooo84 on March 24, 2010 at 10:18 AM

They're into long alrighty....

Posted by hartiepie on March 24, 2010 at 10:24 AM

So won't be going to the Cuff this weekend...

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on March 24, 2010 at 10:43 AM

seattle beer week has similar issues with fitting everything into 7 days; this year it goes from may 13 to 23.

Posted by gcm on March 24, 2010 at 10:45 AM

I thought is was leather pride 29/11/423

Posted by Rob in Baltimore

on March 24, 2010 at 11:07 AM

I think it's s'posed to be "leather WEAK"!!!

Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on March 24, 2010 at 11:10 AM

And you just know all those "trying to look oh so tough and alpha male" leather queens have pastel colored seashell shaped soap and fuzzy powder blue toilet seat covers in their bathrooms... Right?

Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on March 24, 2010 at 11:16 AM

Keep in mind what gay men claim is 8".

Posted by monkey on March 24, 2010 at 11:22 AM

Monkey, you mean "base to tip and back again" is not the correct measurement?

Posted by gloomy gus on March 24, 2010 at 12:27 PM

It takes at least an extra day to wipe up all that Crisco... 2 days if they use "butter flavored"...

Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on March 24, 2010 at 1:14 PM

My problem is that for every hot guy in leather you will see at the Cuff you have to cope with 63 guys in assless chaps who are fat and nasty looking.

The usual ratio the rest of the year is around 1 hottie to 30 nasties.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on March 24, 2010 at 1:17 PM

@9, according to Manhunt and A4A you measure from the tip, around the waist 3 times, up over your head, back down to your feet and to the tip again. Then you get your dick measurement.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on March 24, 2010 at 1:18 PM

Fuck all you catty bitches. Why the hell do y'all feel the need to hate on this place and its clientele for a simple lapse in grammar?

Go open your own bar and see how it feels when people start posting anonymously on the intarnetz about the skanky hipster girls and Jersey-Shore-aspirant popped-collar douchenozzles at your establishment.

And for the record, Cato: ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE CALLED CHAPS. Moron..

NOW GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN.

Posted by Boris Yeah That Boris on March 24, 2010 at 1:42 PM