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Friday, March 19, 2010

News The Morning News: Endangered Tuna, Evil Bees, and a Naked Nazi

Posted by on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 at 8:52 AM

Flip Mode. Flip Mode Is the Greatest. Republicans plot to overturn health care bill and save us all from doooooooom.

We Don't Even Talk Anymore. Capture of top Taliban officials screws up peace negotiations.

Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile. People in Italy sit around and talk about Amanda Knox.

"The American people deserve more than empty rhetoric and impractical calls for mass deportation." DC immigration rally scheduled for Sunday.

"President Obama, come when you can, come as you are." Obama postpones diplomatic trip to Indonesia. Indonesians are like, "It's cool, bro."

Yeah! That'll Show 'Em! Israel retaliates for yesterday's rocket attack.

Clearly a Better Idea Is to Just Keep Eating Them Until They're Extinct! Proposed ban on blue fin tuna fails; Japan is all, "Yessssssssssss!"

[Joke About Airplane Food.] British Airways cabin crews to go on strike.

NO! Not the Bees! NOT THE BEEEEEES! Two women attacked by evil bees in Phoenix.

Miss Congeniality. TMZ digs up Nazi fetish photos of that lady who says she banged that dude who's married to Sandra Bullozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

ADFASLDKJFLAWENKRJ. New quarterback HOT.


Please enjoy this candid footage of Gary Glitter just hanging out in his backyard:


 

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Baconcat 1
What's your beef with Sandra Bullzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by Baconcat on March 19, 2010 at 8:58 AM
Lindy West 2
@1: No beef! Just bored of "news" stories about people having sex with each other.
Posted by Lindy West on March 19, 2010 at 9:03 AM
theophrastus 3
attention powers-that-be at The Stranger!: Lindy West has grown weary of doing The Morning News. so commence the thawing of the next UNPAID INTERN.

that is all.
Posted by theophrastus on March 19, 2010 at 9:04 AM
Baconcat 4
@2: Having sex frequently, such as you do, you are clearly not the target audience of this type of story.
Posted by Baconcat on March 19, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Banna 5
That video is what I imagine playing in Lindy's subconscious 24x7.
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on March 19, 2010 at 9:36 AM
Keekee 6
I find it comical that America's Sweetheart's husband cheats on her with a big ol' skank!

C'mon! That's some funny shit.
Posted by Keekee on March 19, 2010 at 9:38 AM
7
You post a "hot" picture of the Seahawks new quarterback but nothing about the Husky's awesome win over Marquette yesterday? For shame.
Posted by awfranks on March 19, 2010 at 9:41 AM
TVDinner 8
@7: Priorities, my friend.

I know nothing of football, but I sure am a fan of hot guys wearing tight pants.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on March 19, 2010 at 9:46 AM
The Amazing Jim 9
"Pray for sinners" indeed.
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on March 19, 2010 at 10:00 AM
10
BUSTA RHYMES. POISON. lovin it.
Posted by saltylikelawrys on March 19, 2010 at 10:10 AM
11
Those ladies provoked those bees. The bees are innocent.

(sarcasms)
Posted by subwlf on March 19, 2010 at 10:36 AM
mr. herriman 12
whatever pics you linked to have been taken off tmz, fyi.
Posted by mr. herriman on March 19, 2010 at 10:58 AM
Callie 13
That dude is a SEAHAWK? Omfg. Babe!
Posted by Callie http://www.facebook.com/Klosetnerd on March 19, 2010 at 11:00 AM
14
@11,

Such nice insects. So good with children.
Posted by keshmeshi on March 19, 2010 at 11:18 AM
Telsa Grills 15
God, why did you curse us with video footage of that Gary Kiddie Piddler Glitter?
Posted by Telsa Grills on March 19, 2010 at 12:34 PM

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