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Teh Internets Spam Catch of the Day
Posted by Grant Brissey on Thu, Mar 18, 2010 at 11:24 AM
This is the kind of stuff you will do if you just click here! Fly helicopters! Shoot fully automatic space guns with attractive ladies wearing a weird blue eye thing! You will also make $72,540 a year.
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If Seattle cops got to run around like it was an Xbox game with badly photoshopped hi-tech eyewear (or is that a tattoo?) I would totally get in shape and apply. Running Halo gun battle between cops and hipsters on Broadway!
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Lady Gaga wants you to fly a spacecopter, Brissey.
Your hatred of our law enforcement officials is Brisstasteful.
Your hatred of our law enforcement officials is Brisstasteful.
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@4: Don't make a Brisstake, gus, the pay is not as advertised, I can assure you.
And I'm pretty sure they don't have spacecopters yet.
Only do this if your heart is truly in it.
And I'm pretty sure they don't have spacecopters yet.
Only do this if your heart is truly in it.
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Most folks are Brissfully unaware of the realities of what law enforcement pays and why.
Now, Granted, if one does end up in a legendary OT quagmire, you COULD make a pretty penny, but that's increasingly uncommon in this era of powerful law enforcement unions.
Now, Granted, if one does end up in a legendary OT quagmire, you COULD make a pretty penny, but that's increasingly uncommon in this era of powerful law enforcement unions.
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All that auctioned-off seized property pays for some nice toys. It's like paintball except the paint is made of bullets!
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The pay might be good, but looks like you might end up in Raccoon City and have to fight zombies.
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@13: I want to start a community hockey league so the SPD can have a team called "Puck the Police".
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