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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

When Your Classmates Do Not Care What Happened to You

Posted by on Wed, Mar 17, 2010 at 9:28 AM

A most dubious award:

Classmates.com has agreed to refund nearly $10 million to users who were told that long-lost school chums were looking at their profiles, only to find, once they’d ponied up a subscription fee, that no one they knew was looking for them at all.

The proposed settlement would end a lawsuit filed in November 2008 on behalf of Classmates.com user Anthony Michaels who sued after he spent $15 to upgrade to a Gold Membership at Classmates.com, one of the net’s original social networking sites. But that fee was a ripoff, he said.

 

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Baconcat 1
I signed onto Facebook and half my classmates found me within days, including most of my close friends and all the awesome people.

But when I tried Classmates.com, only 3 out of 472 people were on it, and it was the entirety of the 10 year reunion planning committee.
Posted by Baconcat on March 17, 2010 at 9:31 AM
2
Yeah, that's actually one of my COMPLAINTS with Facebook, Baconcat.

Why can't these people just leave me alone?!
Posted by Punditwatch on March 17, 2010 at 9:36 AM
rejemy 3
I hope Classmates.com goes out of business so that my company can expand into the other half of the building we share with them. They have the sweet top floors.
Posted by rejemy on March 17, 2010 at 9:37 AM
Baconcat 4
@2: I only added back the cool people, smart people and all those people I bullied. It's like being at lunch all over again.
Posted by Baconcat on March 17, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Joe Szilagyi 5
What Baconcat said. Classmates was useful for about a week in 1999ish.
Posted by Joe Szilagyi http://www.joeszilagyi.com on March 17, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Reverse Polarity 6
I guess I'm a cynic. I assumed from the start that Classmates was a ripoff. Duh. Why is this a surprise to anyone?
Posted by Reverse Polarity on March 17, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Cynic Romantic 7
Thankfully they are US-centric, plus I hated everyone I went to school with anyway, so I was never tempted to join.
Posted by Cynic Romantic on March 17, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Julie in Eugene 8
@2, just don't add them as friends. I think the people who add every single person who Facebook suggests, even if they haven't talked to them in 10 years, usually have hundreds of friends anyways, so won't remember or won't care if you ignore their invitation.
Posted by Julie in Eugene on March 17, 2010 at 9:53 AM
scharrera 9
I am in shock that they are still around at all -and around enough to have their name on a new building.
Posted by scharrera on March 17, 2010 at 9:56 AM
10
I am GLAD they never hired me then!
Posted by Fuck MSN too on March 17, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Matt from Denver 11
@ 2, you can also delete the fact that you went to that high school at all.
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 17, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Rotten666 12
Then there are the morons that you have to repeatedly deny, deny, deny, because they can't understand why you don't want to friend them. Yes, we had an interesting conversation about the X-Men while playing .AP.B. at Baileys Comics back in 1989. Doesn't mean I want to be your friend, yo.
Posted by Rotten666 on March 17, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Andy_Squirrel 13
FB really needs to add a feature to the friend request window. Right now they just have 'Accept' or 'Ignore' ...they really need an 'Instant Block'
Its pretty convoluted to block a person you are getting a friendship request from...you gotta type in their entire name under the block list search box....then you have a hell of a time finding them if they have a common name like Mary Smith.....bah!
Posted by Andy_Squirrel on March 17, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Max Solomon 14
don't tell anyone, but FB friends aren't really "friends". they're acquaintances.
Posted by Max Solomon on March 17, 2010 at 10:17 AM
Will in Seattle 15
I agree with Baconcat - lots of classmates thru Facebook, but not thru Classmates.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on March 17, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Will in Seattle 16
@12 - I'm still upset at that, Rotten666 ...

;-)

No, seriously, it depends on who it is, my high school friends are friends, it's my relatives I have to keep turning down "friend" requests from ...
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on March 17, 2010 at 10:41 AM
very bad homo 17
I hope Facebook dies soon.
Posted by very bad homo on March 17, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Fnarf 18
Classmates is probably the second-biggest spammer of all time, after the University of Phoenix. Everyone associated with that company should be in prison, not fancy offices.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on March 17, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Cato the Younger Younger 19
@17, I'm with you about Facebook, it's fun for about a month then it just becomes annoying. Too many people use it to avoid face to face communciation which does make it very popular here in passive agressive Seattle.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on March 17, 2010 at 11:48 AM
Simone 20
My only grip with Facebook is the applications that request some/or all of your information. Plus, I don't care if a friend has just updated their status saying that they need coffee or want to eat a cookie. Just drink your coffee or eat that damn cookie already. I don't need to know about that stuff.
Posted by Simone on March 17, 2010 at 12:23 PM
Fnarf 21
Buh-buh-buh-but, without Facebook, how will I keep track of what my feeble-minded relatives are harvesting in Farmville?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on March 17, 2010 at 1:14 PM
mr. herriman 22
god how i wish i could get classmates dot com to stop fucking emailing me. i never, ever should have given into the urge to "see what it was all about" ten fucking years ago.
Posted by mr. herriman on March 17, 2010 at 2:04 PM
leek 23
My 10-year was in 2002, and Classmates made it a lot easier because people weren't social networking as much back then. I was signed up, and I worked for them as a contractor for a while (I know, I'm sorry!), and after unsubscribing, I haven't ever received another email from them. Could you be unsubscribing incorrectly somehow? The law says companies are required to stop emailing you if you ask.
Posted by leek on March 17, 2010 at 2:09 PM
mr. herriman 24
possibly. but i unsubscribe from lotsa stuff without any problem, so i don't know why that would be.
Posted by mr. herriman on March 17, 2010 at 2:40 PM
watchout5 25
Should have done like Ms. Cleo, said it was only for "entertainment value". :p
Posted by watchout5 http://www.overclockeddrama.com on March 18, 2010 at 3:37 AM

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