Slog

News & Arts

The Stranger Suggests

Critics' Best Bets
Music Arts & Food

Line Out

Music & the City
at Night

  |  

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Sex But Is It Kosher?

Posted by on Wed, Mar 17, 2010 at 9:09 AM

Overheard on Facebook:

Anyone know the answer to this: So apparently docs are getting really good at skin grafts using pig skin derivatives called Strattice. There's a chance they will start using this for bottom surgeries soon. Is it kosher though if someone, well, sticks the resulting phallus in their mouth? The other question is would it make any difference if you spit or swallowed?

 

Comments (5) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment
Fnarf 1
Um, you weren't planning on literally eating that phallus, were you?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on March 17, 2010 at 10:17 AM
Will in Seattle 2
It's kosher, but only if you walk around it three times widdershins and then tie a knot in your tunic.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on March 17, 2010 at 10:43 AM
3
Jewish law prohibits in any way deriving benefit from non-kosher animals (unless it could save your life, like replacing a heart valve with a pig's heart valve). So, I guess it depends on whether or not you enjoy sucking on the fake penis made of pigskin. My guess, though, is that there would be a lot of Jewish legal problems with that.
Posted by Tefox on March 17, 2010 at 12:06 PM
4
Jewish law: cute in a lot of ways Christian dogma isn't.
Posted by boatman on March 17, 2010 at 1:14 PM
Griffin 5
Swallowing wouldn't be an issue, would it? I didn't think that transmen could ejaculate.
Posted by Griffin on March 17, 2010 at 6:20 PM

Add a comment

Advertisement
 

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC
1535 11th Ave (Third Floor), Seattle, WA 98122
Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy