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News & ArtsTuesday, March 16, 2010
Books On Breasts and Reading
Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Have you read this week's books lead, about Naked Girls Reading?
Bare breasts are a wonderful reading accessory—they serve as a thermometer of the reader's interest. When a woman is reading from a small paperback novel that she loves, she holds it in front of her, cradled in her palms and prized open with her thumbs, her breasts cozied up against each other, nipples pointing together as if cross-eyed from concentration. And you can tell if a woman is interested in a story because her breasts are pointed, rapt in attention, at the reader. If the story too thick with chewy adjectives (one of the Ray Bradbury stories read by Vienna La Rouge), the breasts fall backward, aiming in opposite directions.
I hope you'll pop over and give it a read.
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