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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

CNN on Tiger Woods Returning to Golf: "We are all over this story."

Posted by on Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 11:32 AM

We're all over this story, CNN. Please move on.

 

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gloomy gus 1
I'm less over lots of stories than this one.
Posted by gloomy gus on March 16, 2010 at 11:38 AM
theophrastus 2
if there's no hope to appeal to our sense of mob justice (which i think explains a good deal of mass psychology these days), then i agree it would be best to try to avert our attention every-time cable news focuses on tiger-woods instead of properly important events ...yep (and good luck at that)
Posted by theophrastus on March 16, 2010 at 11:40 AM
3
You fuckin' suuuuuck sooooo muuuuuuch ohmagawd how can you suuuuuck - sooooooooo muuuuuuuuch?
Posted by Mr. Poe on March 16, 2010 at 11:52 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 4
If you're so "over" it, why the fuck did you post this?
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 16, 2010 at 11:53 AM
5
@4

Because he's not. He needs more ammo to exploit his 2 cents of it. If you give him some, you're automatically entered in for your chance to win a Slog GOLD account. (!!!)
Posted by Mr. Poe on March 16, 2010 at 12:10 PM
6
OMG I should Facebook and Tweet this. And email it to evry1!
Posted by Mr. Poe on March 16, 2010 at 12:12 PM
venomlash 7
OMG!
A golfer is playing golf!
Posted by venomlash on March 16, 2010 at 12:17 PM
8
You know Tiger has taken the most about of punishment he could have
possible taken for what he did (other than his wide leaving him)

but honestly, can we blame him... take a look at this gallery of
Tiger's Mistresses and vote on which one you think is the hottest...
vote @
http://www.lionsdenu.com/tiger-woods-mis…
You cant blame the guy!!!
Posted by Tim Alvine on March 16, 2010 at 12:35 PM
Vince 9
I hope Tiger chooses endless pussy over a few stinking billion dollar contracts.
Posted by Vince on March 16, 2010 at 12:47 PM
OutInBumF 10
Amen! I don't know what the fuss is over a filthy rich man getting all the snatch he can get. But then I felt the same about Bill Clinton.
Not so with that skank John Edwards, tho. What a pig!
Posted by OutInBumF on March 16, 2010 at 1:00 PM
The Amazing Jim 11
Just jingle your keys. The media will turn their heads.
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on March 16, 2010 at 1:00 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 12
Well, Vince, I know I would.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 16, 2010 at 1:00 PM
13
I did NOT have sex with Tiger!
Posted by tombaxter on March 16, 2010 at 1:06 PM
Will in Seattle 14
The only way I care about Tiger Woods is if he becomes a soccer player and joins the Sounders FC or one of the competing teams ...
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on March 16, 2010 at 2:09 PM
jimmy 15
Where da' white women at!?!
Posted by jimmy http://www.mybigfatlazyblog.blogspot.com on March 16, 2010 at 3:00 PM
TheGoddessMaria 16
So let me get this STRAIGHT... gay marriage will destroy the SANCTITY of marriage ?!?!?!
Posted by TheGoddessMaria http://thegoddessmaria.com on March 16, 2010 at 4:56 PM

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