This was on the back of my fortune cookie fortune today:


You can get involved here (just don't hunt-and-peck with your chopsticks—it's tacky!). The other side of my fortune said "your situation will change for the better," which sounds about as likely as me "getting involved" with the Census (or anyone getting these chopsticks away from me unless its from my cold, dead hands)—unless it's the Census that's going to change my situation. Hmmmm.