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Film / The Ladies This Week in Concessions: I Still Can't Stop Yelling About Whoopi Goldberg's Urine
Posted by Lindy West on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 10:33 AM
I tried to write an Oscars wrap-up, but this dribbled out instead:
Let's talk about Whoopi Goldberg's bladder. It's been leaking. Everywhere.I acquired this fact during the Academy Awards (which we'll get to in a minute), when she appeared in an elaborate commercial for feminine panty-diapers Poise Pads: a Klumpesque parade of notable ladies throughout history, all portrayed by Whoopi, their historical urethras gushing urine like so many tiny Old Faithfuls.
Read the whole thing HERE.
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